I find (insane amounts of online research [and messaging people]) to indicate that its a case of 'dont know what they're missing' or 'ignorance is bliss', meaning if your relationship were to end w your gf, and her next lovers dong was 2 inches shorter (like mine) she would ONLY THEN realize that she prefers a larger one

if a girl has even once been pounded by an 8 x 6 and goes to a 5 x 4, it will be impossible for her not to compare the experiences and forever remember which was better, provided more sexual stimulation...

Youve been the only person in this forum to give good and honest content about size so I really appreciate you posting and what I would also say is

'you got a unicorn' meaning shes a rare breed, you found a 'good one' a 'diamond in the rough'

where did you meet her?

on tll?

^^ She stood me up the very next day so I just stopped contacting her

I care bc my reptilian brain or as that rich roided out mafioso living the dream in patts 'sharky' said 'his evil dick' he said he ignores the female gender entirely for 22 hours a day and lives life, and then for 2 hours he feeds his "evil" dick (huge f acking girth obv [kill me now...{jk}])

I wish all men had 7 inch dicks or we all lost our sexual desire (which would IMMEDIATELY plummet women into a second class citizen existence)


as a small dick scholar your 'just use your hands/mouth to compensate' argument is a classic fallacy, its irrelevant and obfuscates the issue at hand, you literally changing the topic of conversation entirely, some women are lesbians, some want dick inside them, hands are insufficient and irrelevant to this discussion, i should have just ignored this suggestion of yours but I hope your read this and understand how irrelevant it is to the topic, i want my organ of love, my beloved phallus, to experience pleasure{previously unimaginable realms are preferred , not my facking hand lol

your point is sincere, theres her persective, theres mine, and they are different issues

If you are 5 inches then you don't really have a micro penis Swimmin. In fact if you were Thai you'd be average size. But, yes you are smaller than most other farang, but not quite so small as being micro.

Really 5 inches? Then mine might be a bit smaller than his, fwiw

how wonderful

small enough for 5 chicks to literally call me small, using that exact word, ****ing crazy, upon repeated questioning and them seeming genuine, i really think the average dick a slut sees is 7 so im a full 2 under that

the shallow babes are especially thrilled when i drop trow, they not only probably realize that i can never be their only dick [meaning long term monogamous relationship is immediately discovered unviable as full satisfaction is impossible], but they know i wont reach the deep spots of their pussy, its a full two inches deeper, that a bigger D, like yellow fever, is going into that pussy on EVERY PUMP not to mention hes proably equally larger in thickness proportion, so thicker as well; so I see the thinly veiled dissatisifaction on every girls face (ive checked like a poker player stares at faces when the flop drops)

theres just no way a smaller D can provide the same LEVEL of experience given equal everything else

it is literally my manhood, if i were to lose my dick in an accident today, tomorrow i guess i would still consider myself a man, but itd be a different form for sure, no longer heterosexual (no ****)

size matters
kill me now, i just need to forget about sexuality and make sick/substantial progress in every facet of my life like i have before

if you're measuring it as 5 inches from the butthole really you're 3 inches

Swimmin what would u do if jspill had a 10/10 but she wanted to do a threesome with the 2 of you or no action.
Would you accept?

gotta love 2p2 for some odd questions...


only if i got to feel whether shes

'tight or not,'

first,

before he hollowed her out

my buddy found an 18 year old virgin, if he can do it i can do it...

heres a funny queston for yall, how yung yung is a chic if !K2D! says shes too yung for me? 55555555555555555


in all seriousness, lets say a 'hardass' like poker spiv sees and 18 year old girl

hes attracted to her

now


lets say he sees a girl like her thats 17.5

he cant just 'turn off his sexual attraction'

its natural to be attracted to that girl

#SMOKEMYPOLE

Yeah on TLL. She said, I dont know if it was true or not she was on there to practice english for work. I always laugh at this because why would you be on a site Thai "Love" links to not hook up with white guys. She said her privite english teach suggested her to get on there to do free english chat skype sessions when she wasnt gonna pay for them anymore. Sounds like BS to me but whatever.

Shes what K2d would classify as a "time waster". Took me 4 dates to get her in my apartment for sex. All other Thai girls would either meet me at my apartment or come back with me after one dinner date.

Swimmin would you be willing to become a tranny for 5 years if some rich guy offered you a penis transplant/enlargement surgery after fulfilling 5 years of tranny sex with him?

How far would you go for that extra length?

Last day I met this girl who tell me that she love the foreigners because they have big bananas. I don't know why but when she told me that I insta thought about Swimmin ^^

Lol must be hard when the whores are expecting bigger then a Thai size cock and swimming bust out the 2 incher. I'd look into those enlargement surgerys its amazing what they can do with plastic these days.

They do that fat injection into your penis now days to get the max size out of it. I am sure it can be done in BKK for a reasonable price.

(forgot swimmin is busto and needs to grind online to get a 1ku.s 'life roll')

plz post this stuff in the thai thread to piss u know who off

I think you have to be the one posting it for him to really get bothered by it.

Always measure from the bum hole!

I think it's better to say bum hole rather than 'butt'

Just need a better way to measure the 'girth' for maximum results....

How to measure penis length (the correct way)

Measuring penis size correctlyIn short - measure from the pelvic bone to the tip of the erect penis along the top



Prepare a ruler or a tailor measuring tape. If it is one of those sharp metallic rulers, try not to stab yourself with it and try not to slice half of your cock off during the process. If overly eager, prepare and practice a cover story for the accident and emergency room. Make sure your penis is erect and straight, the steps you take to get the desired effect is really no concern of ours, but again try not to do anything overly creepy.

We'd put a few humorous suggestions of what not to do (such as dressing up in lycra superman costume and taking Viagra whilst on a subway train at peak hour), but we realise that some people will react with enthusiasm and go "well, that's a thought", so we recommend to approach penis size measurement with less humour and with more empirical thirst for truth. Once your penis is erect and straight (if you have a bendy penis, that's no problem, use a flexible measuring tape and follow the procedure, you may need to bend the measuring tape according to the curvature of your penis. Place the measuring device on top of the penis, measuring tape or ruler facing up. Penis length is measured from the base of the shaft (where your penis meets the groin) to the tip of the penis.



Measure the penis along the top
Measure along the top
Pressing into the groin

Bush size and groin fat that you have can have a massive effect on the result. Therefore we recommend to place the ruler/measuring tape right at the base of the shaft, pressing firmly into the groin (and again we remind you, try not to stab yourself in the process!!). The length from the base of the shaft to the tip of the penis is in fact your penis (cock, dick, willy) length. Pressinh hard into the groin for maximum length is justified by the fact that some men have more fat and more pubic hair. The difference could be significant. Shaving pubic hair and losing groin fat through exercise or liposuction will visually increase the penis length perception.



How to measure penis girth (width/circumference)

In short - wrap a measuring tape across the widest part of your penis.



Correct way to measure penis size - girth
Wrap the measuring tape across the
thickest part of the penis shaft
Again, prepare the measuring tape, using a ruler in this case is unreliable. Make sure your penis is erect and again we leave it up to you to get it there. There appears to be difference in penis width measurements depending on the way the erection was achieved. It is said that oral sex is the best way to gain a full erection. Once the penis is erect go on with measuring the sex organ's girth. Try to measure the girth of the penis mid-shaft, where it is mostly of the same thickness. Some men will have larger heads of penises than others but measuring them will not give a reliable estimate, since the figures will not be the same, so try to measure the penis girth at mid-shaft, not at the head. If you don't have a flexible measuring tape that the tailors use to measure dimensions, take a string and wrap it around your penis, mark the beginning and the end and then measure it with a ruler. This will give a very accurate measure of the penis girth/circumference. When measuring penis girth, try not to strangle your little friend.

If the head of your penis is significantly larger, measure it as well. When you seek condoms, you could go for the ones of a flared shape - with more room for the glans/head.

After measuring the penis size, length and girth

We understand that we live in a digital age of twitter and facebook and youtube, however now is a right time to warn you against posting this information about the fruit of your scientific adventure online. Instead, find the correct condom that fits you.

MEASURE CORRECTLY

Swiimin sersiuos question;

Have you ever made a girl squirt before?

If not do you know how to do it?

You would be better off spending time learning how to make a girl squirt than worrying about your peen. Unless you are going to start doing exercises or surgery to make it bigger.

Can we unban Pokerthai, I feel he'd have loved all this penis discussion. Or was that someone's gimmick account.

(Promise I'm not spamming one of PE's blogs, despite the domain name)

https://www.pegym.com/penis-exercise...iques-jelquing

Talks about 'Jelquing', a penis enlargement exercise, similar to milking a cow

I am pretty sure Pokerthai was a real account.

However it was strange that a gay man would want to spend so much time posting in a predominantly heterosexual travel forum that is mainly focused on having sex with female hookers.

Why was it he got banned again? Did his sexual encounters get too graphic or what?

I wonder if gay men like big ones or small ones?

paging a certain closet **** ITT...

What Swimmin has is a congenital birth defect called micropenis, those are men that were born with very small size penis not allowing them to procreate. The thing is Swimmin may have a regular size cock. Its just one third of the penis is hidden inside the body, it is attached to the pubic bone by two ligaments, the suspensory and the fundiform ligament.

So really Swimmin may even have a average-big cock. Could just be his body hides a bit more then guys like me and Pooter. Now luckily were in Bangkok. They can actually take swimming cock which is hiding and surgically fix it so he has a mans cock.

So with some quick research I found a couple places that can not only add length to your cock 1.5-2inchs on average. Also Girth to it. Who knows with a guy like swimmin their could be 4inchs+ hiding.

Heres a link to a place with prices. I'm sure you could find cheaper if you looked harder. Says 2500 enlargement and 1900 for Lengthening. So or like 4400USD you could have a big cock.

http://www.bcoss.com/service_cosmeti...lloplasty.html

He started a thread to generate interest for a gay poker house with tons of male hookers as maids, and he called them 'young boys', I think someone thought it sounded too pedo.

I don't think that's much different to heterosexuals saying 'young girls' though.

$4400 to be hung like Dirk Diggler > BARGAIN!

I already posted a jelqing link for swimmin, pretty sure he'd just rather bitch about it.

Might be time to embrace his cuckold nature.