My life here in Brazil farming and teaching MMA
10-14-2018
, 01:14 AM
10-15-2018
, 04:12 PM
Had such a great day yesterday...
Woke up and organized the house, then did 3 five minute rounds of cardio (a mix of running, pushups abs and footwork drills)
Played games on the computer for a while and then went to the gym (it was sunday but my parent's building has one)+sauna. Later played mimics games with them (don't know how to translate but in portuguese it's called Imagem e Ação)... like they get a word and you have to guess what it is doing body movement and signs
Then at night medical student girl came over. Hadn't seen her in about 50 days, since I have banged her many times, thought it's ok to start doing it without a condom from now on... and it was super ****ing worth it. Somehow I lasted much much longer than what I do with a rubber on (rubber = 10 minutes, yesterday = 40min <-- of course with many breaks, changing place in the house etc). Came on her belly which I hadn't done in a long while... very dissapointing but having all the action bareback was worth it
To be honest I think it would not be such a disaster to get her pregnant
1. She goes to med school so would easily get an abortion if chose to
2. She's smart, sexy and has the best porn voice ever so the kid would be alright
Today she asked me if I'm STD clean and said she was worried blahblahblah but it's just paranoia. I got tested for everything 1 year ago and was 100% clean, maybe I'll test again soon just to be sure (only thing I've ever had was Candida which is not an STD)
Silly android user deleted the photos on my phone but forgot to remove them from the bin
Woke up and organized the house, then did 3 five minute rounds of cardio (a mix of running, pushups abs and footwork drills)
Played games on the computer for a while and then went to the gym (it was sunday but my parent's building has one)+sauna. Later played mimics games with them (don't know how to translate but in portuguese it's called Imagem e Ação)... like they get a word and you have to guess what it is doing body movement and signs
Then at night medical student girl came over. Hadn't seen her in about 50 days, since I have banged her many times, thought it's ok to start doing it without a condom from now on... and it was super ****ing worth it. Somehow I lasted much much longer than what I do with a rubber on (rubber = 10 minutes, yesterday = 40min <-- of course with many breaks, changing place in the house etc). Came on her belly which I hadn't done in a long while... very dissapointing but having all the action bareback was worth it
To be honest I think it would not be such a disaster to get her pregnant
1. She goes to med school so would easily get an abortion if chose to
2. She's smart, sexy and has the best porn voice ever so the kid would be alright
Today she asked me if I'm STD clean and said she was worried blahblahblah but it's just paranoia. I got tested for everything 1 year ago and was 100% clean, maybe I'll test again soon just to be sure (only thing I've ever had was Candida which is not an STD)
Silly android user deleted the photos on my phone but forgot to remove them from the bin
10-19-2018
, 01:06 PM
Wow, I had SUCH a great day yesterday (and week overall)
Woke up early and did some errand for work, went to pick up my friend and we went to the farm (so I can both do my day job and also work in our hobby: a garden)
me and him worked for 3 hours under the sun and it seemed like it had been only about 1 hour... I got quite a sunburn
and here's a pic of his lay ass sitting down while I was doing the hard work
just kidding, we always split exactly 50% of the work for each, 50% gas, 50% costs etc. Let's call him R
After this, I dropped him back and went to boxing training. Had my best performance ever, did almost 30 minutes of pads with little rest. Mind was sharp as well.
Blondie girl (from threesome bet) messages me on Facebook. We had agreed to work out today and set the exact numbers on the bet! Fucckkkk, I'm so tired already! But I gotta keep my word... told her to come at 19
Then one of my student calls. Dammit. He wants to practice now. I'm tired but let's go! We have a great session. Blondie arrives 10 minutes before we finish. We go to the gym and have a great one. I managed to do 3x pullups with extra 7kgs extra weight, which is my best so far.
We come back to my house and **** like rabbits (no condom bc I trust her and wouldn't be so bad to make her pregnant) for 2 hours (with rests of course). The most amazing thing is again (like with the previous girl) I managed to control ejaculation so well... this time I didn't even cum in the end. This might have been the best sex of my life. It's hard to compare, it was very different. I told her I want to do it in her ass too, and she's going to think about it.
Then we cooked some yam purê with bacon, cheese, onions, garlic and pepper. Really good meal. I told her she had to leave bc I wanted to go out and flirt with other girls lol
She was a little dissapointed in not making me cum, but I told her it was fine (she did everything right in bed indeed). She realized I seemed very high for some reason and we joked about it
So I go to a bar with live music, there's a band of 4. 2 of them are good friends and the sound is great.
Then fortunatelly, R was there! With some girl he always talks about it, it's his crush (they banged once, but she now has a boyfriend and friendzones him). I sometimes try to break his spell with this witch, but it's ok. Happens to everyone.
Also there was a girl I banged in the past there. Rasta-like hair (I dislike it but ok), very hippy, good flirt. She's in R's social group. Last time I met her, things were very weird (as when we banged, it was only a ONS and I kinda know her boyfriend of many yeard). I even told R "this girl doesn't like me".
But this time, it was completelly different chemistry. We looked, she called my name, we hugged... I even told her "wow last time was weird, now we're good". She said: what? I don't remember seeing you lately... and I definitelly would
Didn't flirt with her much more than this (because later we were in a big group and I'm so tired of all the sex with blondie anyways...
Sorry to write LIKE A ****** and in an absolute wall of text... but this is how my mind's working right now
Why am I like this? Not very sure. I think I'm just doing the right things and feeling very good. Some reasons that might be contributing to my amazing mood:
-no wheat, rice, low sugar
-eating a lot of fruit, tubers and high quality fat
-no red meat for 3 days (wtf what am I a sissy? lol). I think I'll eat only eggs and white meat for the whole week then feast on it on Sunday. I'm doing this since I heard Firas Zahabi recommending it on a Youtube vid
-hanging out with great people, cutting lazy and sick people out
-last but perhaps most important, I've decided to aim for the top in life. Face challenges. Fight MMA. Get wise and teach the younger when I'm older. I have a purpose now
Cheers mothafuc.cas
peace
Woke up early and did some errand for work, went to pick up my friend and we went to the farm (so I can both do my day job and also work in our hobby: a garden)
me and him worked for 3 hours under the sun and it seemed like it had been only about 1 hour... I got quite a sunburn
and here's a pic of his lay ass sitting down while I was doing the hard work
just kidding, we always split exactly 50% of the work for each, 50% gas, 50% costs etc. Let's call him R
After this, I dropped him back and went to boxing training. Had my best performance ever, did almost 30 minutes of pads with little rest. Mind was sharp as well.
Blondie girl (from threesome bet) messages me on Facebook. We had agreed to work out today and set the exact numbers on the bet! Fucckkkk, I'm so tired already! But I gotta keep my word... told her to come at 19
Then one of my student calls. Dammit. He wants to practice now. I'm tired but let's go! We have a great session. Blondie arrives 10 minutes before we finish. We go to the gym and have a great one. I managed to do 3x pullups with extra 7kgs extra weight, which is my best so far.
We come back to my house and **** like rabbits (no condom bc I trust her and wouldn't be so bad to make her pregnant) for 2 hours (with rests of course). The most amazing thing is again (like with the previous girl) I managed to control ejaculation so well... this time I didn't even cum in the end. This might have been the best sex of my life. It's hard to compare, it was very different. I told her I want to do it in her ass too, and she's going to think about it.
Then we cooked some yam purê with bacon, cheese, onions, garlic and pepper. Really good meal. I told her she had to leave bc I wanted to go out and flirt with other girls lol
She was a little dissapointed in not making me cum, but I told her it was fine (she did everything right in bed indeed). She realized I seemed very high for some reason and we joked about it
So I go to a bar with live music, there's a band of 4. 2 of them are good friends and the sound is great.
Then fortunatelly, R was there! With some girl he always talks about it, it's his crush (they banged once, but she now has a boyfriend and friendzones him). I sometimes try to break his spell with this witch, but it's ok. Happens to everyone.
Also there was a girl I banged in the past there. Rasta-like hair (I dislike it but ok), very hippy, good flirt. She's in R's social group. Last time I met her, things were very weird (as when we banged, it was only a ONS and I kinda know her boyfriend of many yeard). I even told R "this girl doesn't like me".
But this time, it was completelly different chemistry. We looked, she called my name, we hugged... I even told her "wow last time was weird, now we're good". She said: what? I don't remember seeing you lately... and I definitelly would
Didn't flirt with her much more than this (because later we were in a big group and I'm so tired of all the sex with blondie anyways...
Sorry to write LIKE A ****** and in an absolute wall of text... but this is how my mind's working right now
Why am I like this? Not very sure. I think I'm just doing the right things and feeling very good. Some reasons that might be contributing to my amazing mood:
-no wheat, rice, low sugar
-eating a lot of fruit, tubers and high quality fat
-no red meat for 3 days (wtf what am I a sissy? lol). I think I'll eat only eggs and white meat for the whole week then feast on it on Sunday. I'm doing this since I heard Firas Zahabi recommending it on a Youtube vid
-hanging out with great people, cutting lazy and sick people out
-last but perhaps most important, I've decided to aim for the top in life. Face challenges. Fight MMA. Get wise and teach the younger when I'm older. I have a purpose now
Cheers mothafuc.cas
peace
10-19-2018
, 02:54 PM
Cut and manicure your fingernails so they're smooth, get some coconut oil (any other oil will do as well but coconut is best), put your thumb in her ass while you bang her doggy for some time, then try three fingers after a while. (best with oil but if she's sweaty and wet it'll work without it)
Then pull out of her pussy, make her lay sideways, generously lube your dick with oil and it'll slide in more or less easily (this is much more reliably doable for girls that have never done anal than with water based lube). Take it slow.
Never ask, always do, only back away if she's really hating it.
Normal girls will not be open when it comes to ass**** negotiations - but if you just do it while you're banging and she's horny she'll most likely comply.
That's my assrape 101 education for you.
Also coconut oil will generally delay ejaculation because it lowers friction.
Just don't use it on latex condoms as oil will damage them.
Good luck!
10-20-2018
, 05:38 AM
Copypast from InfoShoves thread:
Quote:
You can also get a carrot that's smaller than your dick from a supermarket, if the end isn't smooth make it smooth with a nail file, lube that up well, hide it next to or under your bed and sneak it in while you bang her doggy but she'll get super tight so you might cum and some girls can't handle dp because it's too intense for them or w/e (girls are horrible at communicating).
If you can feel that there is lots of "stuff" in there because she didn't take a dump in days, better to postpone for another time. Messy for you, probably painful for her. You can put water from a small water bottle in her ass to get it out but that's going to be too weird for first timers.
Use a towel and extra sheet cause oil is hard to wash out.
That's my hard earned degenerate wisdom for you.
If you can feel that there is lots of "stuff" in there because she didn't take a dump in days, better to postpone for another time. Messy for you, probably painful for her. You can put water from a small water bottle in her ass to get it out but that's going to be too weird for first timers.
Use a towel and extra sheet cause oil is hard to wash out.
That's my hard earned degenerate wisdom for you.
Last edited by iLiveInAsia; 10-20-2018 at 05:50 AM.
10-20-2018
, 06:32 AM
10-20-2018
, 06:50 AM
You either have no interest in anal sex or you underestimate how easy it's to get girls to do it. Most girls will nope out unless you make them do it by being sneaky or they'll do it just to keep you because they're scared of losing you.
10-20-2018
, 07:09 AM
10-20-2018
, 02:34 PM
lol pro advice from ILIA
so basically I start fingering her when I'm banging from behind
So coconut oil bareback is fine? What about soy oil or olive? butter and pig fat? (these ones I already have)
I told her about butt plugs and that I can buy one for her (I actually don't know how to use this, made one stupid girl buy it but then got annoyed with her and we never got to use it). I guess you just put it in her butt so she gets a little more stretched?
BGP's question was quite good, man. How do you keep your carrot supply ready? Maybe you get the supermarket to deliver them already sculpted? Perhaps ILIA's supply of anal student girls is really high!
An old fling came over yesterday. She's one of those "poor girl, good genetics". Hair is not so smooth, doesn't dress very classy, but got great curves and is the perfect height and weight for me: small enough to have me do everything I want to her, lift easily, fack with her on my lap etc but not a dwarf
One thing that annoys me very much is that her dirty talk game is terrible. She says everything I tell her to, but on a weird way
For example: the word for "fack" in portuguese is eat. So if you mean "fack me", you'd say "me come", with literal translation "eat me". So she kept saying "eat me, eat all of it, eat all of it, eat all of it"... kinda like a mother would say to someone who left food on the plate. Also, we play around her being my sex slave, tie her up etc but sometimes she doesn't understand how a sex slave should behave, voice intonation etc
still a great bang and good to get one more plate spinning
so basically I start fingering her when I'm banging from behind
So coconut oil bareback is fine? What about soy oil or olive? butter and pig fat? (these ones I already have)
I told her about butt plugs and that I can buy one for her (I actually don't know how to use this, made one stupid girl buy it but then got annoyed with her and we never got to use it). I guess you just put it in her butt so she gets a little more stretched?
BGP's question was quite good, man. How do you keep your carrot supply ready? Maybe you get the supermarket to deliver them already sculpted? Perhaps ILIA's supply of anal student girls is really high!
An old fling came over yesterday. She's one of those "poor girl, good genetics". Hair is not so smooth, doesn't dress very classy, but got great curves and is the perfect height and weight for me: small enough to have me do everything I want to her, lift easily, fack with her on my lap etc but not a dwarf
One thing that annoys me very much is that her dirty talk game is terrible. She says everything I tell her to, but on a weird way
For example: the word for "fack" in portuguese is eat. So if you mean "fack me", you'd say "me come", with literal translation "eat me". So she kept saying "eat me, eat all of it, eat all of it, eat all of it"... kinda like a mother would say to someone who left food on the plate. Also, we play around her being my sex slave, tie her up etc but sometimes she doesn't understand how a sex slave should behave, voice intonation etc
still a great bang and good to get one more plate spinning
10-20-2018
, 03:44 PM
10-21-2018
, 02:07 AM
Quote:
So coconut oil bareback is fine? What about soy oil or olive? butter and pig fat? (these ones I already have)
Quote:
I told her about butt plugs and that I can buy one for her (I actually don't know how to use this, made one stupid girl buy it but then got annoyed with her and we never got to use it). I guess you just put it in her butt so she gets a little more stretched?
Quote:
BGP's question was quite good, man. How do you keep your carrot supply ready? Maybe you get the supermarket to deliver them already sculpted? Perhaps ILIA's supply of anal student girls is really high!
10-29-2018
, 01:02 PM