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09-27-2018 , 06:21 PM
Eudaimonia I don't think I could half ass poker... I was making 900 dedicating myself a lot so if I play it as a hobby I'd make what, 200? Not worth it to me. Maybe you've got more talent.

Actually the physical aspect doesn't take much time/money... just some discipline. I strongly recommend beginner powerlifting programs such as Stronglifts 5x5 or Starting Strenght... 50 minutes 3 times a week and you're good!
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09-27-2018 , 10:48 PM
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Eudaimonia I don't think I could half ass poker... I was making 900 dedicating myself a lot so if I play it as a hobby I'd make what, 200? Not worth it to me. Maybe you've got more talent.

Actually the physical aspect doesn't take much time/money... just some discipline. I strongly recommend beginner powerlifting programs such as Stronglifts 5x5 or Starting Strenght... 50 minutes 3 times a week and you're good!
why dont u use the quote button lol

Yeah i see where you are coming from but we all start somewhere and by that i mean from the very bottom for the most part, yeah not really it's just that i spent a lot of time on its not nec that im talented at poker...

I used to wrestle in high school like for 2 something years but i was complete **** started way too late and wud get benched for the most part LOL but b4 then i wud just lift because that's like the best thing u can do when ur that age right no worries no stress etc. Anyways past 3 years i havent touched any weights pretty much same weight went to gym 2 days ago cud max 275 bsq for 1 rep w/good form ofc and now can barely do 6 reps of 135 (lbs btw, and im like 150-155 lbs). Used to watch lifting vids like johnny candito religiously but for the most part wud just yolo everytime i went to gym and do my own **** i came up with idk if it's works to this day haha

I disagree i mean i don't want to lift weights for the sake of lifting like most ppl in the gym pretty much don't want to half ass this like u said idk why i chose to devote my time to poker for the past 3 years and honestly i regret it but that's just something u learn from.

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09-29-2018 , 03:58 PM
half-assing at the gym is great, just doing the basic lifts already gives you a lot of benefits
I don't quote because it makes the thread "bulky" or ppl need to read the same stuff over again lol


HAve you guys been following the brazilian presidential elections?
The voting is gonna happen next Sunday, and the 1st guy in the polls has been stabbed a month ago



he reminds trump in the sense that he is right-wing, but he's an army guy and not a businessman

tbh I'm neutral (don't like him, don't hate him). He's quite silly and close minded but has good points.
Today there's two protests in my town: women against Bolsonaro and women in favor of Bolsonaro. I hope chick fights happen...
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09-29-2018 , 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Going2Asia
half-assing at the gym is great, just doing the basic lifts already gives you a lot of benefits
I don't quote because it makes the thread "bulky" or ppl need to read the same stuff over again lol


HAve you guys been following the brazilian presidential elections?
The voting is gonna happen next Sunday, and the 1st guy in the polls has been stabbed a month ago



he reminds trump in the sense that he is right-wing, but he's an army guy and not a businessman

tbh I'm neutral (don't like him, don't hate him). He's quite silly and close minded but has good points.
Today there's two protests in my town: women against Bolsonaro and women in favor of Bolsonaro. I hope chick fights happen...
F.

Well after high school i just stopped lifting and started playing poker and being depressed, have to go hard now idk i hate poker so much but rn it's the only thing i've got as well...

Yeah i heard it's getting bad over there in brazil now or something but im like u with politics pretty neutral as long as it's not fkn communism
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09-30-2018 , 06:58 AM
Cool, where in Brazil are you.

BGP you’re in Saigon right? I’m just getting back to training (missed like 3.5 weeks with staph then an allergic reaction to the antibiotics) if you wanna go check out a gym I’ll come along and work with you think I know someone at most gyms here by now
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09-30-2018 , 09:58 AM
Oh that would be awesome. I heard good things about the gym in d2, i am game to try any of them though. Boris would probably be up for it as well when he gets back.
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09-30-2018 , 11:32 AM
Do you know the name? I'm still pretty bad with the districts save for d1/d3
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09-30-2018 , 12:34 PM
I'm in the Mid-Western region of Brazil

Had 3 beers watching Bellator 206 with friends yesterday, came home and broke noporn streak. Let's restart!

Going to the farm with some friends and a chick I've banged in the past but plays very hard.

A long time ago, she friendzoned me for the first 2 dates (plus we casually met on the streets sometimes) so I've decided to go full ignore the ***** mode and after a while it worked, I invited her to meet 2 of my gringo workawayers, she accepted and we banged in a friend's bathroom (on his birthday party). Funny fact: she enjoyed doing it in english. As I got drunk and started fighting with my friends (I always bring the boxing gloves to our parties lol) she left.

Let's see if I can get some action today
(just went to get some pics of her and she's gotta be crazy... messenger profile but no FB somehow, pic on whatsapp doesn't show face. I guess I'm gonna have to take one of her naked for u guys)
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09-30-2018 , 10:50 PM
update: I kissed her and all that gay **** but no sex, not even a BJ. Gonna forget this girl, I really don't like dates without sex. She asked me:
"Did you invite me just because you wanted sex?"

My response:
"Not JUST sex... but yeah I do want it"

so no pics ;/
Tomorrow I'm officially deleting my Tinder profile. Reason: to work on them Instagram bitches. There is so much potential... I've grinded my way to 2.000 followers (find needy women from Telenovelas or silly poetry pages - not ****ting on poetry but you know what I mean, those pages with short inspirational quotes. Then follow them, wait 1 week and unfollow)
My strategy now will be to follow hot women from my town (around 300 of them each batch), message them on their IG stories, try to close the deal. Reset after 1 month

Wish me luck boys, this could be a new worldwide method
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10-01-2018 , 03:00 AM
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I've grinded my way to 2.000 followers (find needy women from Telenovelas or silly poetry pages - not ****ting on poetry but you know what I mean, those pages with short inspirational quotes. Then follow them, wait 1 week and unfollow)
LOL I hate people like you on Instagram. It's so obvious to me now when randoms follow that that's exactly what they're doing. Of course, it's not obvious to everyone, so if it works it works.

Sidenote: There are services that you can buy that automate this exact process. They'll even take it further by liking other people's pictures and leaving generic comments like a heart or a smiley face or even "Nice content!" It's super easy to spot the people doing this once you know the game.

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My strategy now will be to follow hot women from my town (around 300 of them each batch), message them on their IG stories, try to close the deal. Reset after 1 month

Wish me luck boys, this could be a new worldwide method
It definitely is a new method. You might be interested in this:



Too long, didn't watch: Post a lot of stories showing that you're a cool, fun guy and your stories will basically game girls for you.

Top comment on the video is surprisingly relevant:

"Hey luke, you followed me on instagram, and unfollowed two days later. is this how you do social media game?"
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10-03-2018 , 10:22 AM
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he reminds trump in the sense that he is right-wing, but he's an army guy and not a businessman
If Bolsonaro is elected, he will hand the economic policy over to Paulo Guedes, who worked for Pinochet and plans to privatize the whole country. Every public good will be stolen, and the benefactor definitely won't be you.
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10-03-2018 , 02:02 PM
Pussy begging 2.0

Lol at western guys (not you the people buying RSD stuff) still running game in the days of #metoo

Relevant pic is relevant



Aren't there any brothels in your area? I thought Brazil was big on those.
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10-03-2018 , 04:54 PM
More MMA/Wrastling/BJJ/Lifting/Poker/Life content less politics plzzz

Also OP can u take more pics of downtown forgot which city in brazil u live in (sao paulo?)
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10-04-2018 , 10:41 AM
Just did 3 rounds of 3 min jumping rope here in my little gym (small spare room where I keep the mat and equipment).
My calves are not so fast bc of BJJ background (you get used to fight on your heels like if you were flat footed), so I'm trying to get them in shape.
Who do you guys think will win, Khabib or McGregor?

8rysh "Post a lot of stories showing that you're a cool, fun guy and your stories will basically game girls for you."
Yeah man but that's no game, it's just having an interesting life and that's what I'm trying to do

hvete I won't vote in Bolsonaro neither in Haddad. I'll vote Alvaro Dias or maybe just null my vote

IliveinAsia I think #metoo is just a scare tactic from girls to make guys afraid to pump'n'dump them. Unless you deceive them, lie etc I don't think there's a reason to be afraid of random false rape accusations.
And about "RSD game", it helped me becoming more spontaneous, approach girls more often etc but you can't game a girl if she's not attracted to you in the first place

There are many prostitutes here (it's legal), but brothels are illegal. There are some establishments that pretend to only do strip dances (for sure girls have sex there too), but they're expensive and girls are trashy. If you're looking for paid sex, I recommend escort websites such as


Both of them have a place where you can go and bang. It's supposed to be 1 hour, but they will try to leave after you cum. If ask, it's not uncommon to go again (within the 1 hour period of course)
beware of girls with no face pics or strange profiles. Sometimes it's not really them, or the pics are old from when they were young and glowful

I live in Mid-West, medium sized city. Will try to remember to take some pics of the town

Last edited by Bluegrassplayer; 10-04-2018 at 10:20 PM. Reason: added pic of me sweaty
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10-04-2018 , 10:20 PM
Sorry, cant link directly to nudity.
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10-04-2018 , 10:31 PM
I'm sorry, BGP. Best moderator I've ever seen in any site.

So if you degens want to find brazilian escort websites, just google "acompanhantes sao paulo" or any other city you wish. Prices vary between $40 and $150 (go to splove website if you want examples of the top girls, Flávia Fox is $80 and Bianka is $150). They almost always have an apartment for you to do the deed, without extra charge. Be careful with girls who don't post face/generic bodies/few pics. Sometimes it's from another woman or from themselves at a younger age

Sao Paulo has the best girls but also more expensive.

One thing to notice: don't expect the hookers to be super nice or easy to freeload like the asian ones.
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10-08-2018 , 12:13 AM
HOOOOOOOLY FOOOOOOOOOOOK BOYS
Who watched UFC 229 this weekend? All insane fights

SPOILERS AHEAD


Derrick Lewis taking his pants off after the fight
Tony Ferguson with his razor sharp elbows and talking nonsense
Khabib with an absolute savage performance and something we didn't have for more than 15 years

A GOD DAMN BRAWL!!
full fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KGKS0eCeyE(will prob be taken down soon)
just the brawl video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjMnG03tBs
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10-08-2018 , 09:06 AM
Conor just took it too far with the trash talk. You just don't mess with Dagestan like that.

Conor lost because of lack of ground game. If Conor had a solid ground game then he could have staved off a submission like Al Iaquinta and possibly got a good left in. But Khabib has a great chin too.

Black beast is hilarious and once he weathered that first storm I was IN for that fight.

Tony is so skilled but SO full of himself.

Excellent card and after card fireworks!
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10-09-2018 , 11:22 AM
this Bolsonaro guy seems like a very good candidate, hope he wins although I've never been to Brazil (yet, hopefully) cuz the more libertarians ruling in the world the better

best of luck
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10-09-2018 , 12:58 PM
Sucks not being able to watch it real time and being spoiled, but those were awesome fights. Lewis vs Drago is going to be the plot for the third Rocky Reboot. This fight is seriously like a movie script.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JhPcSSRdQjw

This is missing the interview but it finishes focused on this super pissed off Russian who clearly just lost a ton of rubles which is pretty lol.

I have not been able to find the Waterson fight though. Was hoping to see that because she apparently lifts at my old gym.
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10-11-2018 , 06:17 PM
Damn, the post fight interview was great

Just did about 20 minutes of pads with my favorite teacher in his new training center. Learned a lot.

Came to see the answers and post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnOg_ZS4eSE I've been trying it and feels great

lovedaphils Connor mentally quits quite fast compared to other fighters right? damn

Anyone seen the new ufc 230 main event? DC vs Derrick Lewis lol... hot ballz beast got no chance

it's gonna be Bolsonaro vs Haddad... so much like Trump vs Hillary! Crazy right-wing guy vs Crooked left-wing trash. Ok there's probably much more nuance to those situations but I'm an ignorant so it's all I see
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10-11-2018 , 06:29 PM
Conor taps VERY quickly without defending the hands, never even tried to get 2 on 1 hand defense.

Never count the black beast out.

If you get him down you better KEEP him down. Armbar was sweet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mncxm0RIzrY
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10-13-2018 , 05:00 PM
Ok so there's a lot of holidays this week and my dumb ass decided to have a drink with friends (at his house) on Thursday, which turned into 6 beers and I ended up going home and calling a hooker. Went, picked her up and had sex. Despite my crappy performance (beer d1ck after the first round), she still wanted more. I did a lot of dirty talk, spit in the mouth, choking etc. Didn't ask for the payment, but my drunk dumb ass gave it ($35 in usd) before she left (now I realize I didn't need to)

Next day texts me and says wants to be my slave again... at first I was a little suspicious (is she dtf or just looking for some more $$) but ok let's indulge in sin. Went to pick her up at some random stupid club (was not drunk at all, which pleasantly surprised me) and we did a lot of banging (3 rounds) and played mimics games in between rounds

She then reveals that she's married with a child(from past relationship, the husband adopted) and that this is just a fetish. Now it makes sense that this has been so enjoyable

here is a pic I took after the deeds (she didn't want face in it). To the ones that know me well, there's an extra detail that will be quite clear but I won't mention


I don't take in pride in bangin sex workers, but since it's done already and people will enjoy the read, why not? And luckily, this person ended up being someone very enjoyable to be with (contrasting 95% of the hookers which are not)

I gotta find something productive to do on weekends ;/

Today there's Bellator 208: Fedor vs Sonnen! They're both way past their primes but I'm looking forward to watching the GOAT

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10-13-2018 , 05:04 PM
pic isn't viewable. odd that you refer to a person as "it".
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10-14-2018 , 12:54 AM
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To the ones that know me well, there's an extra detail that will be quite clear but I won't mention
Spoiler:
She has a cock ?
Spoiler:
How big ?
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