Oh, HI!

Usefull websites in Malta
real estate:
http://www.malta-property-agents.com/
http://www.remax-malta.com/AdvancedListingSearch.aspx
http://www.dhalia.com/
http://www.franksalt.com.mt/

food:
http://www.maltasupermarket.com/
http://takeout.com.mt/
http://www.pizzahut.com.mt/page.asp?n=home

news:
http://www.timesofmalta.com/
http://www.maltaweather.com/

casinos:
http://www.portomasocasino.com/
http://www.dragonaracasino.com/

Forgot like everything again so im obv motivated enough to start this thing


Phillips last text was; ''Steam'' (6 in the morning)

Not sure but i think thats a gents club ? i hope they didnt let me in but im afraid they did because i spent quite a lot last night :P

Also; **** me! could get laid last night but decided i had some sort of ego because she was so easy ???? (no not at steam's obv ) fmlfmlfmlfml

steam is the nuts

Are there so many 2p2 in Malta it needs a chatter thread? I was thinking of going to spain, but I could go to Malta if there's a cool poker/2p2 scene there?

so, tell me about malta....pretend i know nothing about it

I doubt they did let you in if it was 6 in the morning. You pretty much have to know someone to get in at that time because it's beyond "closing time" and they are "closed".

Not really that many but quite a few, most don't even post here though tbh. But I know probably like 10 or something.

It's awesome but probably not as awesome as Thailand.
The summer has finally arrived though so it's gonna be even more awesome from now on, more things happening etc.

I just moved here, been here for 2 weeks now so cant tell you that much, but there do live a lot of pokerplayers here, at least thats the impression i got from all the people i already met, and everyone lives in Sliema, St julians or Swieqi



(A is my place)

All maltese people speak maltese and english, havent met any maltese person who doesnt speak english, so thats obv a big plus

Pokers are legal and taxfree

Nice weather, summer should be sick hot though (45 degrees)

I rented a car for 2 days and made an attempt to explore the island, but trafic is such a mess so havent seen that much, they all drive like maniacs and im used to amsterdam centre and its nothing compared to here, +they all drive on the left side of the road which didnt made it much easier :P

And, ah well, im not in the mood to type more, scuzi!

Check my other Malta topic, few guys made some very nice posts..

Ciao!

Sweet

Moving there next month, woop woop!

Nice, already picked out an apartment or will you do that here ?

I found some good apartments from dhalia, propably contact their agent to arrange so i can look between few places and decide then when i get there.

http://assassinatopoker.blogspot.com...was-lauri.html

I had to post this here, I couldn't help it. Sorry Lauri but this stuff is just too awesome. Our very own Redtube Grinder.

whahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

no need to be sorry, behind this nick stands the proud record holder lol

Respect dude!

If I had ever watched that much pr0n my penis would either fall off or swell to twice it's size and turn completely blue.

just another day at the office

God im hungry as hell and not in the mood to go out for dinner but dont have any food here, where to order ???

**** Steam. Or Wait. There's some Gentleman's club I can't go to anymore. Some girl said I had no dick, because I don't even really chill at strip clubs that much and I wasn't buying a dance, was just chilling with my friends, so yeah she says you have no dick, and I said **** off and then everybody was charging me. ****ing bull****. Same night I got into a ****ing fight here.

And yeah, jesus christ Lauri, I hope you changed the ****ing sheets in my house when you were done.

Anyways yeah there is definitely need for a chatter thread here. This place is the European hub of poker, there's so many tax breaks so many grinders are here, and all roughly in the same area. I just got a bull**** who cares seventh on the EPT and everybody here knows, its insane. Like I go to the bars and there's like 50 people who saw the live stream.

ok I'm prolly gonna come to malta, anyone need 2 roommates, or anyone looking for a villa?

You might want to check your socks(or Daniels), just a heads up.
Steam is alright for chilling out and drinking, I don't buy lap-dances there either since I have no need to pay to get some chick to wiggle her ass and rub my peen. Girls have never been bitter or anything when I turn them down though, they usually stay polite and wish me a good night, which is what they are supposed to do I guess.

Kinda lame when the girls are bitches and go tell their pets(security guards) to jump you when you haven't done ****.

i lost my credit card @ steam when they wanted to charge for lapdances which i never take

and no alex, i didnt change em - had to mark my territory like animals do

Dude I got my **** rocked that night. I still don't know if it had anything to do with the strip club, but that was ****ed up.

**** it, whatever. Probably the fifth time in my life at a strip club. Good lesson. Hope the bitch ODs.

It wasn't Steam. It was whatever the hell that other one is, on the same street, closer to Burger King. You've all been warned.

**** the strip clubs, real girls here are awesome.

Hmmm...all of our socks did disappear around that time. Daniel even made a few threads about it, posted on my facebook, etc.

God damnit Lauri.

haha yeah, he went went mental about it and made his bitch(yours truly) to tape some crazy video bout it hahah

Lauri, eww!

I might be up to it, PM me for more details, im realy hoping to move there next month so it should be done soon.