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Old 09-07-2012, 10:23 PM   #1476
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$3 is more than the average daily wage for your average Cambodian. Equivalent to about $100 for an American. Do you really think she's that lazy that she wouldn't bother with a 5 minute trip to go see a sucker who's willing to pay her a day's wages for no reason at all? I don't.

After she came to see you, she probably phoned 4 other idiots and went and collected $5 from each of them too.
is that what u do
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:54 AM   #1477
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Very interesting stories K2D. Glad you are ignoring the trolls and haters and regaling us with stories as you see fit. It must be a sad life indeed for a professional troll who's entirety of posts consists of negativity.
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:15 AM   #1478
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k2d does she let you do anal, im having a tough time finding girls in bkk that let you do anal, maybe i have to take a bus over

im not been following the thread but i guess shes a working girl?
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:48 AM   #1479
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k2d does she let you do anal, im having a tough time finding girls in bkk that let you do anal, maybe i have to take a bus over
U could always change your stance on sex with ladyboys PE, I'm sure they would love you to anal sex them.
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:38 AM   #1480
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$3 is more than the average daily wage for your average Cambodian. Equivalent to about $100 for an American. Do you really think she's that lazy that she wouldn't bother with a 5 minute trip to go see a sucker who's willing to pay her a day's wages for no reason at all? I don't.

After she came to see you, she probably phoned 4 other idiots and went and collected $5 from each of them too.

she is going to get the money at the end of the month anyways....... so why come by to pick up $3 right then if she doesnt need it right then if its basically hers to get whenever?


and peoples i dont know which girl you are talking about, but yes working girl and no not anal havent even asked, only done anal once over here, was on girls request, and she freaked out 3 seconds in and asked me to stop
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Old 09-08-2012, 04:16 AM   #1481
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cause $3 x 30 + end of month money > end of month money.
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Old 09-08-2012, 05:42 AM   #1482
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but she knows the $3 is subtracted from the end of the month money, she knows how much i still owe her , and i tell her when she calls the money counts against it and ask her how much now so i know she understands


so power was out at like 10 am this morning, no sleep again, still off at almost 5pm so this sucks, sitting out at the bar sweating ass off playing even tough i probably should have just taken the night off

shack girl is here, cute hotel girl keeps giving me dirty looks

need to banana today, dont really wanna sit at hotel bar alll banana'd out so not sure what to do

power outages blow
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Old 09-08-2012, 05:47 AM   #1483
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can you lay me odds that at the end of the month she won't take less than the original amount you guys agreed on?

dude what incentive does she have to not milk you dry?

have better idea, teach her poker and give her MTT roll.
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Old 09-08-2012, 06:17 AM   #1484
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she may ask for more at the end of the month, she just isnt gonna get it, i know that she knows how much she is supposed to get, when she got 15 the other day she said ok now 80 at end of month without my asking

the incentive she has to not try and milk me dry is that if she does that i will cut her loose, if she doesnt she can get $200 a month off me til i leave which could be a long time


gave up on poker already, cant stand playing in the bar, was only in 1 rebuy so just gambled for a stack and lost........... loooooooooong night ahead, guess ill head over to victory hill and get that number EZ lost, that chick seemed pretty cool
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Old 09-08-2012, 07:12 AM   #1485
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You will spend $200 per month on one hooker? What's your hooker budget?
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Old 09-08-2012, 07:16 AM   #1486
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that's actually one hell of a deal considering a BKK stunner will set you back half that in one night..
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Old 09-08-2012, 08:43 AM   #1487
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Fairly surprised she gave you a line of credit.
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Old 09-08-2012, 10:18 AM   #1488
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This is hilarious. I am really at a loss. Teach her poker. She can barely fk1ng count. Who is gonna teach her *gasp* DANTE????


BWAHAHAhahaha

This is GREAT reading...

Dont take it as an insult Dante I actually appreciate your posting. But you are indeed horrendous...

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Old 09-08-2012, 10:37 AM   #1489
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You will spend $200 per month on one hooker? What's your hooker budget?
does $200 sound like a lot? doing this cuts my budget down by quite a bit


current plan if this can continue would be 15 nights with her, 5 nights with others for some variety at $20 a piece, so $300 a month

without this deal it would be more like $400-$500 a month

and may get more than 15 nights a month from her as she invites herself over to sleep almost daily now
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Old 09-08-2012, 10:49 AM   #1490
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Obv k2d is a nice guy that the locals all see as a mark to be exploited. I hope that he can figure out how to get along in Cambodia or wherever without becoming hard and jaded (or exploited)
sadly i think me getting hard and jaded just happened

starts with cute hotel girl, ive never wanted to boom boom her, as said on here before when she got drunk at the party i didnt wanna go back and try to take advantage because she is good girl and no need for me to taint her (not that im saying she would let, but didnt even want to try)

i also mentioned i saw her being to up close and friendly with a guy who comes around here a lot, i said i think he's your boyfriend she says no i never have a boyfriend

so she leaves work today and gets on his motorbike, ive seen her get rides from her bro the other times that ive had to be in the bar playing cuz power was out, and obv her getting on his bike isnt conclusive evidence

then while waiting for power to come on i ask other girl who works there what she is doing cuz she is just staring off in the street she jokingly says looking for boyfriend, anyways this leads me to ask if the one from the day has a boyfriend and she says yes

AND AND AND she says that the girl from the day told her not to tell me


ugh, i really wasnt trying to wife/gf/or boom boom this girl, just enjoyed talking to her, and if she told me she had boyfriend i would have still done the nice things ive done for her, nothing more though


o and the "arranged marriage" girl who i set up with that guy and he was telling me things were going great....... he texts me today saying they are done, he says she asked him for money for her kid (he wasnt paying was trying normal dating stuff) he was fine with giving her money, but he said she either spent it or lost it or something, was just in a short text, but ya





****emall, no more friends, no more buying them 40 cent pineapple juice, no more trying to help get into college or loaning $2 for lunch or being a pushover

****emall, its all business from here on out
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:30 PM   #1491
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have you guys ever talked to gym freaks about eating bananas? they will tell you that they are one of the worst possible foods to eat if you are trying to build muscle, ive heard that rant enough times, and also dont want my street cred to be ruined by walking into a gym with a bag of the things
I would say Twinkles or Ding Dongs would be far worse.. at least with "bananas' you get dem munchies and can eat like a horse to put your body in an anabolic state.... remember Randy Moss was a big fan of bananas but it didn't stop him from making burnt toast out of NFL corners...
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:53 PM   #1492
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I would say Twinkles or Ding Dongs would be far worse.. at least with "bananas' you get dem munchies and can eat like a horse to put your body in an anabolic state.... remember Randy Moss was a big fan of bananas but it didn't stop him from making burnt toast out of NFL corners...
Of course if you end up eatting Twinkies and ding dongs when you have the munchies, I guess this would all just go right out the window.

Seriously though, I'm pretty sure any kind of drugs, even pot, is pretty bad for anybody that is truly serious about fitness, working out and getting in shape. If you are just doing it, to keep in decent shape though, as I assume K2D is doing, then it doesn't matter.

If he was training for a marathon or some such, he'd probably do better to lay off the drugs entirely.
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:19 PM   #1493
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I would say Twinkles or Ding Dongs would be far worse.. at least with "bananas' you get dem munchies and can eat like a horse to put your body in an anabolic state.... remember Randy Moss was a big fan of bananas but it didn't stop him from making burnt toast out of NFL corners...
no i was really talking about bananas there, i usually eat a banana with peanut butter on it after days i lift for some protein, this has helped me become the massive and chiseled figure i am today, but when ive mentioned this over the years certain people that take the gym rrreeeeaaalllllylyyyy seriously will tell ya that bananas are a bad food to eat after a workout, obv i tune them out when they try and explain why and just continue to eat them, so i cant really tell you why, but have been told at least 3 times how drastic of a mistake i am making



found out that at one of the best restaurants around (new sea view villa) they have a really good deal where from 5pm-7pm you can get 2 appetizers and 2 main courses for $10

going to crush that on days i eat bananas

for 2nd time tried to talk the chocolate cake place into giving me some sort of price break, any sort of price break instead of $2 per piece, they wont listen, no 6 for $10, no 2 for $3

explaining to them that i will come in like 3 times a week instead of 3 times a month if i could get lil cheaper means nothing to them

sigh their and my loss


just walked by this dude i met today cuz power was out so hanging around bars room, he has door open and is smoking a J with some other guy he just met tonight while a third guy is cutting the other guys hair, hair going on floor bed whatever

sat around in there for like 10 mins was pretty funny stuff

dude i met in bar earlier said he was from San fran but has been in PI for 6 years and was working as a DJ/floor guy at a bar in angeles, said he was making $50 a day, said i could probably get hired over there doing that easily because they want any young white guy to run the place and i could make $30ish a day to start

who knows if true though he was a really big talker


hotel girl being fake has totally crushed me, she was like my fav person ive met over here by a lot, going to have to tell this other guy who is staying here about it tomorrow, he bought her a dog for $50, that seems high for a dog over here

asked girl who told me about cute hotel girl being fake if she was told not to tell this guy she had bf either and she said yes

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Old 09-08-2012, 02:50 PM   #1494
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Not surprised by hotel girl tbh after hearing about the karaoke incident.
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Old 09-08-2012, 04:54 PM   #1495
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does $200 sound like a lot? doing this cuts my budget down by quite a bit


current plan if this can continue would be 15 nights with her, 5 nights with others for some variety at $20 a piece, so $300 a month

without this deal it would be more like $400-$500 a month

and may get more than 15 nights a month from her as she invites herself over to sleep almost daily now
shackin up
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Old 09-08-2012, 04:57 PM   #1496
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You a troll or what? Does horrendous mean ReTaRD by the way?
his post are real life
hes learnin about life in sea
its interestin and funny
however i do think hes gunna have big problems there soon
and its gunna happen quik
hes actually with girls not l.b.s like somebody else seems to attract
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Old 09-08-2012, 06:53 PM   #1497
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does $200 sound like a lot? doing this cuts my budget down by quite a bit


current plan if this can continue would be 15 nights with her, 5 nights with others for some variety at $20 a piece, so $300 a month

without this deal it would be more like $400-$500 a month

and may get more than 15 nights a month from her as she invites herself over to sleep almost daily now
It sounds like a ridiculous amount for one girl in SE asia. The point of hookers is to bang different girls without drama and annoyances I think. You got plenty of those and minimal variety. If you wanted the one girl, it's lol that she hates having sex with you so much that she wouldn't be your *** buddy, or that you enjoy sex with girls who don't enjoy it but that's your preference. I didn't get the impression you had the $ to bang other girls as well though so good on ya bro.
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Old 09-08-2012, 07:20 PM   #1498
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he's obviously very immature and there might even be some kind of mental disability.
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Old 09-08-2012, 09:10 PM   #1499
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that thread is so funny...

I enjoy the stories

but honestly...sometimes i sit here on my laptop and thinking how the hell could you do these or these things....

I don't know...
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Old 09-08-2012, 09:21 PM   #1500
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I think the most retarded thing in this and any other travel thread is the way people code word weed lol wtf you think is gonna happen if you use the word weed??

Ok the police are gonna come round for no reason, make you log onto computer, then 2+2 read all your posts and try and arrest you??

Really??

If you get caught with any drugs they will be happy, you will be ****ed and the last thing they will do is make you log onto your computer, then 2+2 and read all your posts. and even if they did it would mean **** all anyways.

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