Mother f***er, have you even played with me before?

Get your ass down to Phnom Penh and let's play deep-stacked heads up.

The shortstacking, angle-shooting, hit-and-run nit is waiting here for you with open arms.

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This is brilliant, I love it when Warmage goes full ****** after a couple of people point out that short stacking 1/2 games and limp jamming his aces then running away with half a buy-in profit may not actually confer legitimate poker god status.

Does the 1-1 plo come with a mandatory straddle? Are people opening to $4 and then generally getting re-potted? How does an average hand play preflop?

+1 this..why oh why lol

If you want to take a shot at me, at least be accurate and smart about it.

The games at River King are 1-3 by the way and several people do it too, not just me. You have obviously never played the games here.

You are a joke if you think I only limp jam with Aces.

I spinned my $100 buy-in to $400+ in the 1-3 NLHE game yesterday before cashing out. Are you even capable of doing that in the first place? Hold on, you can't afford the $100? Nit here is willing to stake losers/trolls/lowlifes like you $100 for the 1-3 games here.

Oh, the games is actually 1/3 and you don't only limp/jam aces. This changes everything. I apologise profusely and retract my previous comments that are clearly now irrelevant due to the incorrect information I was basing them on.

lol guy who short stacks live 200nl in Cambodia living out of a hostel firing out the gangster 'You cant afford ****' lines#2+2

I guess you are ready for some deep stack heads up now

Sure. Says the troll who writes inane comments on 2+2.

Yup, that $400 will fund my deep-stack heads-up. Ah, I need another $100 for the max cap buy-in.

Guess I need to do more short-stacking today to grind my leather ass for that $100.

Really? $500 for a deep stack HU match? are you playing 0.25/0.50c blinds or what? lol

Sounds like it's going to be an epic match.

I thought PT took care of his players? Someone here is in dire need of multiple drinks and a BJ.
We may have to call G2A in for an emergency consultation

WarMage you take yourself way too seriously mate, you will probably even feel triggered by me saying this. Realize that not everyone is out to get you, the reason some guys seem to be hating on you is because you spew defensive "ego" driven comments to show how enlightened/good at poker you are or whatever. Then whenever someone criticizes you, you yell hate and ask for hu ego matches. Take a step back and realize how silly it is. Gl out there bro beans

No mandatory straddle. There's usually one pot raise preflop but not a lot of repotting. It's easy to see a relatively cheap flop and then the bonanza starts there as I previously mentioned the average pot sizes are insane.

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Thanks for the advice mate.

It's a public forum, just as people take shots at me, I have the freedom to take shots at them too.

Btw, I just did a hit-and-run, was up $50 (half a buy-in) after an hour of 1-3 NLHE and I cashed out when Mike came in.

How long you gonna wait until you buy back in minimum?

Drinks are no problem, but I don't give blowies.

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Fair enough

Waiting to play the 1-1 PLO game instead.

The cringe is getting stronggggg

If anyone wants my stars $ for cash or bitcoin send me a pm, I regularly play at Rk.

Only have $500 available right now but should have more soon.

So you charge for your BJ, how much are you charging for a mouthful and do you swallow? lol

Could not help myself. you left yourself open for that

Funny you mentioned that. The last girl I posted here I was doing some stuff to and I made a joke that I wouldn't pay her because I was taking care of her. As soon as she heard this she said, "OK you can stop." I guess she wasn't impressed.

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It's funny that I've come to a third world country and have gained weight, but the food scene here has improved so much. As I mentioned in a previous post, we brought in food from Hummus House just a few days ago. We're probably going to do a themed dinner once a week or every other week and the Hummus House is definitely a place we're going to revisit. I also had a chance to finally go to Fatboy Burger Bar which was quite good from the burger to the onion rings down to the milk shakes. And tonight I went out for dinner with the boss and Renton555 to an Italian joint called Trattoria dell'arte. It's yet another new-ish restaurant in town owned and operated by a proper Italian. The dinner was great but the desserts were even better. Afterwards when we got into my boss's huge car I remarked that I was probably going to bang the waitress based on the fact she saw me get into that car. And on the way back he remarked that we have the best lives and that it never has to end. He's probably right on the first point and on the second, I guess we'll see.



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