meh i know how to hit the shift key, im just to lazy to, if money were involved........


so stuck in 1 tourney, went all in like 3 straight hands trying to bust and woke up with a big stack

bored so gonna post some things shack girl has typed up, first is a text she sent me, this will be standard for any guys living over here who talk to girls that dont speak good english, but for those in the states might be entertaining, the emails are better, these are word for word no typos:


hi (my name) how are u where are u now what u doing u have or dinner not did u miss me or not?



now for the better one, this is from her email, wasnt to me is from years ago but she checked her email one day here and had me read some of the ones shes sent to see if her english was good or not (her password was very tricky and hard to remember, 1234567)



this is to some other guy who she thought she was gonna end up marrying but it fell through:



Jim i want to be happy will you sure why you love me why you think about money with to me if you about me money to with you so much please you not love me ok i no problem i think you so much you love me think about to with me?



email 2:



When you go far away frome me. i'm very miss to much. I you wrried about money it's not easy find.
I'm waiting marry with you here. All the time i think of you. I never for get you.
I love you to much more than you. Do Ma May JIM.



email 3 (he sent her a picture of a house for them to live in):



Oh it's so beautyful darling of the picture we house. I like that's house to much.
How i can say to you honey ? I'm very happy so much.
Thank you so much for all every thinks i never have befor.
Ok darling i wish you all every time N all every where good luck for you.
I'm waiting for you darling.



email 4 (this one after some heart felt email from him, i love how she ends this even though she doesnt mean it the way it sounds):



SAME SAME MY LOVE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH **** U JIM




they always say "same same" here, nothing is the same, its same same, that goes for small also, things arent small they are small small


so ive been in asia for one month, in that time ive "gone out" 18 nights, with 11 different victi... i mean girls, for a total "entertainment" charge of $555 or about $30 a night

watching chargers packers preseason game on some "ASN" channel

good sign

He's simply not funny, not funny at all.

ugh why can ladyboys be pretty? that shouldnt be allowed

so i go to dolphin shack, see the girl i have turned into my mamasan, then see the girl who rejected me last night, try to go with her again but she says she is on her period, she isnt that hot but being the only girl who has rejected me i had made it a must..... so she says we can go in a few nights and then i go with her friend instead, well while mamasan and girl who rejected me and new girl are around the new girl says something about the other being ladyboy but in totally joking way, i ask mamasan shes not lady boy right she says no i told you i wont do that to you you can trust me

so get back into room and new girl brings up the girl who rejected me, i ask why she keeps doing it and she laughs hysterically and says she wont tell, obv i gotta find out so i keep asking and eventually she tells me she is a ladyboy

wtf.......... not cool, ladyboys shouldnt have pretty faces, i guess now knowing it i could see it and if she had a guys haircut it would probably be easy to tell, but she'd look like one pretty faced girly looking dude

and now i cant trust the girl i tried to turn into my personal mamasan

and i cant even bitch her out cuz i promised the new girl i wouldnt tell them she told me, so i gotta wait a bit at least, dumb move on her part though i was gonna buy her a drink every time i saw her, not that thats a ton of money but for someone who probably makes at most $200 a month and drinks every night 2 or 3 dollars a week would help out

hey K2d hows life whats ur screen name on party i just joined myself

@k2d obv
sex change ops are so efficient these days that the lady boys even get periods?..wow

K2D's posts are more about whore mongering than poker in Cambodia.

I been sick but still reading every word.

Go get em K2!

dlovelee you really want me to start posting some bad beats? you see lots of poker talk going on in the thailand or PI threads? btw what ever happened to the PI thread?


potslammer, ill give ya one guess at my partypoker name.........


billy i know nothing about ladyboys (obv) that was just the excuse she/he gave me, gonna buy her/him a drink next time and say thanks for rejecting me

get better pooter, you are in my thoughts

girl i am stupidly falling in love with initiating conversations with me now, why must i fall for a good girl i cant have that works where i live..... arghghgh

water buffalo been MIA past 2 times i walked to gym, got more brains then the locals give them credit for cuz he knew what was gonna happen if he kept staring

on my walk today went past 3 kids, one had a sick hat on that says "ganja farmer" on the bill and a leaf on the front, said hey ill give ya $5 for that hat, kids eyes light up and im like oops i shoulda said $1, anyways was worth it to overpay cuz when i handed them the $5 bill they celebrated like they had just won the super bowl

Don't worry when I get to Sihanoukville in a week or so I'll post updates with pictures and video. In the meantime here's a lil' preview for all the fans out there. http://i.imgur.com/oReAZ.jpg

Fans ?

ezyano how much you gonna charge me for long time?



fyi me and ez go waaaay back, im talking all the way back in the days of sting giving vader a scorpion death lock, i remember watching the white power ranger make his first appearance over at ez's house while sippin on a juicy juice and his mom made us some peanut butter cookies

had mancrush since i saw him in the shower after football practice in 8th grade


(ok none of thats true ive known the dude for less than a year but still)

Dante are you a real person?

with the appearance of ezyano in this thread that makes 4 people that can verify my existence, him, wabby, gophish, and "charlie harpers" (tony)


o and wabby sending my passport to moneybookers worked, my limit is now close to twice as much as the highest my net worth has ever been, lets hope one day im making a transfer to max it out

can't wait

so uhhhh..........

that girl who is my fav came back into town, total stalker calls and texts me all the time, stays in a hotel literally right across the street from me this time

i wake up she has left 4 texts, 2 minutes after my phone (i had to start turning it off while i sleep cuz she calls me all the time) is turned on its ringing so who knows how many times she called, i get back from gym she calls and says she is outside my hotel, the girl at the hotel (that im on my way to in love with) wont let her up so she has to call me

so she gets in the room, we talk for a bit, i ask her which girl it was that made her call me and then tell her it was ok for her to come up and she says it was the one i liked so i tell her that im basically in love with that girl

she starts crying, her personality is awesome and she knows i dont want a girlfriend so i thought she could take it as a joke, shes only gonna stay here till the 20th but she calls her friend and says she may go back tomorrow now cuz i make her sad

she gets over it, we start talking again she is trying to get me to F her, all this time im playing online, i have A9s in the big blind flop Q104r i click fold to any, turn J putting two diamonds giving me big draw, i forget i have fold to any clicked, riv Kd giving me the nuts, guy bets out...... and i fold, obv this is in the biggest buy in tourney im playing today, other guy called with the A, not sure they would have called a raise but its online so one probably would, sigh

so she breaks me down (like she does every time) and i agree to bang her while playing (tell her im not gonna pay since she is the one wanting at at the time, she agrees), set lap top up on bed, have 3 tables going i can handle this....... we start going at it i set it up so i should bust right at the start of the hourly 5 minute break, about 2 minutes before break i get AKs and raise, 2 callers, flop A1010 two clubs i have clubs, i make 40% pottish cbet get 2 callers, turn blank i make 2/3 pot bet get 1 caller who leads out for 1200 into 5k+ pot on the river, i have no clue whats going on, its a tiny bet, im about to nut, its a tiny bet, i call, friggin AQ rivs 2 outter, i thought i was probably beat but im getting like 6 to 1

so now shes asleep on the bed and im not sure if i should sign up for any more tourneys or not

there you go lovelee you wanted more poker talk

What a gentleman! Always giving the lovelees exactly what they want!

forces me to do round 2 as im approaching final table of hi low tourney, didnt have many chips, plus was in some others, nit it up and get 8th.... probably same result as the other

ffs though it took a long time cuz i had so many tables going couldnt focus

pretty bad day on the tables overall but that was more cuz of run bad, only 1 real mistake and it was that A9s hand from like 25-50 in a tourney so not like it was guaranteed cash or anything

K2d im guessing ur name is pretty much the same as your 2+2 name?

if so add me mate, Bhat4thaichicks

I think these haters of k2 have some sort of deep seeded self loathing for maybe not having the balls to leave their mom's basement and take it out on someone who does and who's humbly open about it all. Why would you come out of nowhere to hate on a harmless guy just following his dream? Jelly?
/cool story bro but It's a pretty interesting reaction to k2 IMO

Maybe it is his dream (or adventure) at the moment, who am I to judge? I'm also not trying to think of some dude as if he were my son, I don't care but if i did and was trying to save him from this horrible path you guys believe he's paving, I doubt those kind of posts would help. I'm just enjoying posts by a guy living in Cambodia and turning pro but to each his own. Carry on

whether or not he succeeds this time around does not make this experiment a failure... he defined his life for the future. he knows where he's happy and it sure ain't in the land of the 'free' with overweight ugly arrogant b!tches of zero value and some smart ass boss giving him **** from 9 to 5. If he fails and goes back to work to refill the $ tank, he knows where his 'home' is : the land of eternal true value pussy, aka SEA, preferably the Philippines, which would top my SEA destination too (Cebu/Lapu-Lapu).

I hope one day he gets to the cambodian/Thai border and gets to play in the rigged cash games at some Poipet casino and gives us the full color from over there.

I truly enjoy his endeavors as I could not make it to Cambodia myself and was always wondering its relative value vs the Philippines as a place to enjoy life and grind, so thanks K2 for the insights and keep it going as long as you can... try to keep your expenses daily on some excel sheet by category (rent, food, girls, transportation, etc.. ) to realize where it's all going on a monthly basis.

Why would anyone be interested in the Cambodia thread not enjoy his 'live' posts regarding the place and give him the piss?

I've only ever played one session at the casino your talking about here, but it was a winning session for me, and the game seemed soft too.

What makes you say it's rigged? Certainly didn't seem to be in my experience. But like I said only played there one time.



I am also a big Cebu fan, although I actually kind of like Manila (which probably makes me a sick degenerate.)

I've pitched Cebu to K2d a bunch of times, but he seems to want to either stay in AC (the only place he's actually been in the Philippines,) or Makati (probably because that's what is pimped the most itt.)

Glad to see other people pitching Cebu to him as well.

ITT i wanted to check cebu out, just didnt really have the money at the time to delay getting online poker back up and running by another week while paying for more plane tickets and hotel rooms

if i make it back to PI i know im gonna stay in AC at first, but i will take a trip down to cebu to check the place out, and if i get bored of AC (doubtful) i will then choose between makati and cebu

good guess potslammer u got my name on there right im proud

does anyone know what the name "kick2dante" is in reference to?



i really dont care what this dude who gets banned every day for trolling has to say, i dont see why they dont just ip ban him instead of deleting his posts all the time, seems like it would be much easier, the problem is the non regulars of these threads dont realize its the same guy and then come in and give him real responses which he doesnt deserve, even if the responses are slamming him its best to just ignore


i had the best day of my life yesterday, it topped the previous best day of my life which was like 10 days before that, which topped the previous best day of my life which was a couple days before that, which topped the..........

this girl is in town today and tomorrow, ive already been with her today, im not letting her stay in my room while i play cuz i know she will just break me down and my play will suffer, but tonight should be just as great as last night, and tomorrow the same

but she wont be back till november

if i wasnt so hellbent on not falling in love she woulda had me a couple of weeks ago, and would easily have had me after yesterday


o ya and i dont remember if i mentioned this or not but one time 2 weeks ago when i was with this girl she got a call from a guy who she said was obsessed with her and she puts me on the phone (awkward)

so then last time i was with shack girl i called this girl and put shack girl on the phone, i thought she would take it as a joke, she didnt, she claims she got drunk and cried

so anyways she now refers to shack girl as the vietnamese girl so i ask her if she would be interested in doing a 3some tonight with the vietnamese girl and she starts crying saying i dont love her (lol obv)

she eventually says she will do it to make me happy but she will be sad so i back off the idea... wouldnt work anyways though as there is a certain rubber thing i will always use with shack girl that i have quit using with this one (the only one i havent used with yet)

[QUOTE=ITT666;34345404]I've only ever played one session at the casino your talking about here, but it was a winning session for me, and the game seemed soft too.

What makes you say it's rigged? Certainly didn't seem to be in my experience. But like I said only played there one time.

From
http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/...oid-gd-poipet/

Posted 2009-07-26 12:37:28
Hi guys;

I had an interesting experience hunting down some "legit"poker in Poipet at Grand Diamond Casino that I thought you should be warned about... becaus ethere is wholesale cheating. BE WARNED before you lose ur cash.


Being ecstatic to have found a legitimate (legally, anyway) poker game in Thailand (Cambodian border) I wandered off to Grand Diamond City Casino in Poipet, Cambodian border.


I played for the evening and was shocked and amzed at the CHEATING.


I hid my (albeit small) understanding of Thai during 4 hours of play... to discover that a group of Thai men were speaking in Thai any time a Farang joined the table.... This is what I saw in ONLY ONE SESSION.


1) The Thais were telling each other what their cards were pre-flop... OK that makes it hard.

2) They were continuing on to collectively calculate odds of winning if they called any Barang bet..

3) The Thais were comparing their hands to strong Barangs bets, so that only the strongest hands call... eg: "Ï ahve two pair", leading to a top pair folding prematurely.

4) A thai, calls a arang bet on the turn, misses the river and folds his hand. Aussie shows his weakish hand (He had bluffed the turn). Thai raches INTO THE Muck and retrieves his cards to show bottom pair AND IS REWARDED WITH THE POT!

5) A Korean guy hits some great cards, and cleans up over about 3 hours. The Thais start abusing him and calling him a cheat. They threaten to drag him outside and beat him. Supervisor comes and checks he is accused of marking (Aussie guy says he went and looked at the cards too). None marked.Management comes and warns Korean about cheating (I WAS DUMBFOUNDED), leaves and doesn't play again. Thais are happy.

6) Indian guy, very aggressive is raising ppre flop a lot and going after pots... Thais collude and say Äll Thais call every flop and top pair stays in against, OK!



7) The catch word all night was "Farang, Farang, Farang" An Aussie guy asks asks me what they were saying cos he's been getting hearing this for a month, he says. I told him you don't want to know brother! Same old racist bull we hear evrey day here, 'cept worse and it was continuous.

8) A Canadian guy pushes All In, loses a Bad-Beat... 8 Thais cheer and clap and pat the Thai winner on back after the Farang was felted "Saying in Thai, go home Farang"... OK NOT cheating but highly offensive.

9) Thais were changing seats, playing each others stacks, very random.

10) I didn't see this, but japanese guy who was playing said that chips are often removed/added in the middle of ahand depending on if the Thai guys had a draw or the NUTS. He had been there 2 days and was also NEVER returning.


An Aussie guy I spoke to said he had played there for 2 months before this group of Thais had begun colluding and cheating. He was playing his last session there ever he said. Even the PROFESSIONALS CAN'T bEAT CHEATS!!! He went to tell me he had written a formal complaint to the English Poker Manager, and to other managers, had been laughed at, ignored and told that Thais were the Casinos number one clients.


Some other interesting facts for you...

* 3% UNCAPPED RAKE
* 6 Hands per hour.. yep ubelieveabe i know but i swear its true...
* Dealers and supervisors (according even to Management) are scared of Thais and will not say anything to them.
* There is no blind post, so Thais come and go missing blinds (which they do)
* There is no waiting list, so standing there only means you get to see someone take your seat you have waited 3 hours for...


BASICALLY STEER CLEAR OF GRAND DIAMOND CASINO POIPET. You can't beat cheats... The Thais don't wanna play with you, the management don't want you there (Englishman) so save urself money time and stress!