my laptop keyboard is broke i am typing this with the on-screen keyboard. where can i get a cheap keyboard from? met prolly the best girl since i been here but had wooorst night by far.

i got nothing better to do atm so will explain, gonna take a while typing like this

so we started at victory hill had a few drinks, then got bored and went to the beach for some moon party or some ****. once we got there i started talkin to a rly cute girl outside dolphin, it was her 20th birthday, she wanted to get some vodkabucket from jjs so we went there.

after a while my bro and his "girlfriend" and a few randoms joined us. someone asked me if my bros girl is my sister... (shes like 36 and always calling me brother) so i said well yeh i guess so.. she must have been very drunk and wasnt happy with my answer, so she slapped me and threw 2 drinks at my bro, dont really know why. my bro is a pussy and lets her walk all over him

then the girl i was with tried to stick up for me saying wtf u doing etc. then my bros girl went ultra psycho mode and started kicking off with my girl. (i knew from day 1 my bros girl was dodgy but he dont listen) so i was like wtf lets get the f outta here and we tried to leave but this bitch kept following trying to kick off. after like 5 mins of this **** and me yelling at my bro and his girl telling them to go home, we were pretty much away and on the way to mine

then 1 minute later this crazy bitch comes running up behind us and hits my girl with what i thought was a shoe (turned out to be a bottle) so i pushed her away and she fell to the ground. then my girl freezes for 2 secs then puts her hand to her head and sees her hand covered in blood, then blood starts pouring from her head and she freaks out and starts crying

with the crazy bitch on the floor i run with my girl to find the nearest tuk tuk to take us to doctors/hospital. on the way there i realise i didnt take my wallet out with me cos my bro was paying, so im tryin to tell her she needs to pay and ill give her money when we get home, luckily she was super cool with it.

once we get there we both jump out of tuk tuk (i did actually have some change so paid him) and i rush to take her inside. as soon as she sits down inside she realises she left her bag on the tuk tuk which just left... oh ****.. she had her iphone, bank card, id card, moto keys, like $80 etc in there and freaked out again. she runs back outside and jumps on the 1st moto and tells me to wait there.

im not really sure what was happening (i should probably add that the hooker from other night was spamming my phone trying to meet up at this point ) but she arrived around 10 mins later with her bag, still bleeding, then she finally gets some treatment. luckily it was only 1 small cut on her forehead but it was very deep. cost her $10 then we went back to the beach to get her moto then went home. she was still pretty freaked out randomly crying, she kept saying sorry to me. i dont think ive ever felt so bad for someone in my life. i tried to give her $20 but she seriously wouldnt take it so i had to sneak it into her bag.

after a few hours of talking trying to calm her down we eventually went to bed. i told my bro his bitch aint ever coming here again and i want nothing to do with her. im gonna see my girl tonight to say sorry some more etc. :/



so yeh tl;dr that took ****ing ages i really need a new cheap usb keyboard, any suggestions?

horrible t-shirt.

goes to dolphin and isn't a prostitute...

maybe she's a dutch backpacker

free sex is free sex. the rest is just noise.

yeh i dont like it that much tbh, my mum bought it for me a while ago. the girl on it isnt even that hot and the sleeves are too short for my pathetic arms

it was her birthday and she was saying she doesnt really go out much, was her first time out in 1 month

dont worry about trolol69


the majority of girls at dolphin are hookers but not every single one


you can do visas anywhere, ana travel inbetween utopia and the golden lions is said to be one of the more reputable places but it wont matter where you go


let us know how chicken farm is, try blue mountain also its near the big market and all vietnamese girls (chicken farm will be cambo girls)


dont know of any gyms with a tennis court, best gym is cambodia resort but thats just for working out no sports, maybe somewhere like sokha resort might have a tennis court???

i didnt get to check out the chicken farm, maybe another night our house is pretty near the big market so... where to find blue mountain?

everytime i cashout from stars to moneybookers i seem to lose out on a bit of money, not sure if there is a fee or if its because my moneybookers account is in £? I cashed out $120 earlier and got £75.69, losing out on like £2.40...

i heard of some guy that kept withdrawing and then depositing again and making some $$ from the skrill vip cashback thing, i got an email saying they are doing a promotion giving 1.5% extra, i was trying to get on it but seems im losing a few $ everytime i cash out so dont think im actually profiting from it :S

ya its because stars deals in dollars, i have the opposite now my account is in dollar and the site i just started on is in pounds, i lost $15 the other day when i deposited $500ish, that hurt


hard to give directions to blue mountain...... say you are going from the beach towards vic hill, take a right at the corner charlie harpers is on then take your first right, it is one of the streets that heads off to the left a few hundred meters in, actually there are quite a few vietnamese "massage" places on that street, when you go down that road if you see a few girls sitting around on chairs outside thats a pretty good clue.........

honestly best way is just to ask a motodriver will cost you a dollar or two, dont actually go with him because you will get charged more for his commission but just ask him to point it out to you


i only went once and met shack girl there who was the girl i spent more time with than any other when i was in cambo, there are a few different places there that have girls and the one i went to i would have been happy with any of the 4 offered (chose shack because her boobs were ridic)

probably wanna bring the girl back to your place though unless you are into the whole 3rdworld whoreshack scene

keeping you updated on my progress at poker in phnom penh. Wednesday I played the tournament at The Red Fox (poker central in pp ,on st 136) it is 20 dollar rebuy I had 12 rebuys then won the comp turned to the cash table and lost my $275 first place prize. Then on Thursday I make a $30 profit on the cask table after some roller coaster ride which had me at one point I was $350 down then $300 up and made a sick call with a king high flush which was runner runner and lost to Ace high. Entertaining times, Friday I came back home with a $320 profit(but left my new hand tailored trousers in the bag behind the bar)

just went to renew visas for 1 month and it costs $50... i thought it was $25 for 1 month is there some sort of discount if u do it for 6 or 12 months?

I dont know but I paid 155 for 6 months.

Did you go to Ana travel? If you went somewhere else it is possible that they just overcharged you.

Pretty sure you can do 6 months at a time yeah, and its usually around how than TRKO said.

yeh we went to ana travel, we havnt done them yet because i was pretty sure $50 was too much, is it possible to do it for 3 months and get a discount?

there is an english guy i was told before at ana travel that i need to meet, because if i get into any trouble, he is a good man to know, but he wasnt there so i said we will come back in few days to sort it

yes 3 months for $80 is the way to go

ana wasnt ripping you everywhere they charge way more for the 1 month only

Exchange your Dollars in Pounds at pokerstars, the wont take a vig (i think), then cash out to your MB. and redo to make some $$ from skrill promo. Let us know if it works. Cheers

just tested it cashed out £10 and i got £10 in moneybookers ^^ dunno why i didnt think of this, ty!! time to cash out the majority of my roll...

Ok good to hear! gl with it all.

The currency conversion is zero vig if you're using your funds 'normally' for poker. i.e. you don't get charged for keeping your balance in GBP, switching to and from USD when you sit down/leave tables, and making the occasional normal cashout

If stars' system 'detects' other use like you're about to do they reserve the right to apply a 1% vig. Go ahead but it may only work once

another roller coaster night , lost 140 bucks playing tournament but with the happy gamblers on the cash table I pulled it back to be 110 bucks up on the night,,,,,,,

5* updates robert, keep them comming

made my day

As someone who is more interested in poker than filthy $5 hookers and has visited PP many times I really enjoy your progress updates Robert and would like to hear more about the poker games.

be nice to read someone cliffs about wins rather than walls of text about poker sites being rigged to hate him. not mentioning any names.

But how many whores did you fk?

Went to a $50 dollar tournament at a safe location due to elections. Lost $400. So while tilting I went to the red fox for an enjoyable game to ee me through the election fever night. There were only 3 so the owner joined and we had a good 3 hours game, I hovered around even bust last 3 hand I got an outdraw and left $30 down. So this was my worst daily poker result yet in P.P. Luckily/diligently I was wise with my Bank Roll Management and its only a kick in the teeth rather than a bullet to the brain.
I have my excuses but i will not share them with you lot because frankly I don't think you want/care to know.
Lessons learnt:
The group of people I have become friends with here through playing at the red fox are on the whole a good crowd and willing to help.
Bankroll Management is of importance, save the wins for rainy days by living economically and not splurge the cash when I have it.
Next games: (in case you wish to join me and donate to my poker playing career or you have the balls to challenge me)
Monday 29/7 Red Fox $20 tournament rebuy @ 6pm
Monday 29/7 Red Fox cash game after tourney................(till next time. All you online players turn off the computer play a live game and get a social life)