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Old 07-20-2017, 03:24 PM   #1476
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

I think we'll all eat as much balut as called for to get that one unwrapped!
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Old 07-20-2017, 03:49 PM   #1477
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How awful is balut if you close your eyes, does it taste rotten? Is the awful taste worth a chance to bang the girl after?

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I think we'll all eat as much balut as called for to get that one unwrapped!
Its easy to say that until it looks at you like that


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Old 07-20-2017, 04:15 PM   #1478
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It tastes like funky chicken soup. Just hope it doesn't smell down there on her or all for not!
And careful not to choke on the baby beak
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Old 07-20-2017, 08:03 PM   #1479
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She looks like a keeper for a month or 2, I reckon she looks like 25 yrs old but not in a bad way. Good Luck and try something a little different than being a Lil Puppy.
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Old 07-21-2017, 02:29 AM   #1480
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i once had like 9 beers and had balut. The skin part is ok till you get to the middle. THen it tastes weird. Never had it since then.
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Old 07-21-2017, 02:32 AM   #1481
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Sometimes they put salt on it to obscure the foul taste
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Old 07-21-2017, 02:38 AM   #1482
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A lot of people don't eat it, they put a straw into the egg and suck it out. Request that if it seems less disgusting.
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:23 AM   #1483
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Enough derail, please... We have Ask us about Thailand so please don't use my thread to ask general Thailand or even Philippines questions that have nothing to do with me.
Pretty petty but, why do I somehow have a change of heart regarding that time you knocked down that old guys phone...

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Old 07-21-2017, 04:47 AM   #1484
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Pretty petty but, why do I somehow have a change of heart regarding that time you knocked down that old guys phone...
Saying 'sorry for derail' doesn't make the 10+ posts less of a derail. Nothing personal, I just want the thread to stay easy to read. I quoted you and the other guy to show future posters what crosses the line imo.

Just look what happened to k2 thread, I don't want that

OT: Ever since I told my gf I'm thinking of leaving Manila she's acting way nicer and said something like "all I want to do now is make you happy", it's pretty great now. She cleans even more and she also stopped complaining if I go too deep. Still got no BJ though (she tried it once 2 months ago and had to run to the sink every minute to wash her mouth and almost throw up)

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Old 07-21-2017, 05:02 AM   #1485
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We'll just chalk it up to you being German I guess. German Bluntness sometimes comes across as maliciousness.

Anyways, make the girl eat some kind of weird German delikatessen if you're forced to eat balut. From my experience filipinas are pretty averse to trying new foods and you can probably get off the hook.
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:16 AM   #1486
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There's no way you'll be forced to eat balut or anything else for that matter. As if she'd even care about that. And if she does, get some self respect going and just say no, kid. You don't have to be a Pausenclown, especially after that $400 heater. Oh, wait...
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:18 AM   #1487
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make the girl eat some kind of weird German delikatessen if you're forced to eat balut. From my experience filipinas are pretty averse to trying new foods and you can probably get off the hook.
I'm not forced to do anything, I just don't wanna be a pussy about it and it's a good cheap date. I'll eat that little rotten 3 week old foul chicken, no problem, as long as Filipinos say it's a delicacy...

Sure I could get started with German Blutwurst and Sauerkraut but I'm the foreigner here not her. I wanna be open for trying their culture and food. I already had chicken intestines and it was better than I thought.
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:24 AM   #1488
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Then why pretend as if you were and make a pussy story out of it? Just say that you want to eat rotten embroys period.
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:29 AM   #1489
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I'm not looking forward to eating rotten embryos at all but now that I mentioned it to her I won't be the foreigner that pussies out trying it. Under the circumstances yes I want to eat rotten embryos.
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:35 AM   #1490
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Thread saver: 18 year old girl I hit up on facebook yesterday.
Can you elaborate on this? Just searching through random profiles and sending messages?
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:49 AM   #1491
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I accidently came across her profile, saw her pictures and messaged her. I don't actively do that and haven't tried it in months because success rate is very low on fb as a stranger with no mutual friends.
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Old 07-21-2017, 06:31 AM   #1492
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Maybe it's your gf friend? You gona get your dick cut off
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Old 07-21-2017, 06:46 AM   #1493
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Maybe it's your gf friend? You gona get your dick cut off
This lol, even if it isn't better be careful she doesn't accidentaly read your fb chats
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Old 07-21-2017, 07:33 AM   #1494
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Also the girl that agreed to meet up with a random guy who messaged her on facebook... proceed with caution imo.

Ive seen tons of messages first hand from foreigners just messaging girls im with on fb. Always creeped me out and I figured they had like <1% chance of success. If the girl is down, she's prob got a screw loose.
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Old 07-21-2017, 07:37 AM   #1495
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Crazy girls will give him the dirty bang he's after
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Old 07-21-2017, 10:53 AM   #1496
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She's 18, she doesn't have to be crazy to fall for a stranger on fb. Just say haha a lot, make childish jokes and don't forget the crying laughing emoji is your best friend



One day later

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Old 07-21-2017, 11:23 AM   #1497
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ZZZ don't waste your time on this one man. Just not happening. Also funny you mix in so many hahas and then say somewhere obscure like Alaska as if a Filipino knows where that is. good luck though.

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Old 07-21-2017, 12:20 PM   #1498
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of course sex can easily happen. its actually not that weird to message randoms on FB in se asia, its nothing like the West

and ya some will know alaska.

if it was me id offer to put her up and pay her transport
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Old 07-21-2017, 12:47 PM   #1499
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Maybe im out of the loop. Just seems excruciating to play the baby talk messaging games and then not seal. I have a date with a professional (real estate agent) thai/italian girl that speaks perfect english tomorrow and it feels like she's 8 years old with all the ridiculous emojis shes sending me. Got me thinking I won't be able to seal for the first time in I dont remember how long.

My game is pretty much go out drinking and find a willing participant. If you don't drink I guess thats the alternative though.

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Old 07-21-2017, 01:11 PM   #1500
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It doesn't take much time and I'm not texting her a lot like I did with crush girl (I've learned my lesson from that), just enough to build trust which you really need to build as a stranger on facebook. Is it worth it? Depends what type of girls you're into. I like more innoccent girls that don't party every weekend and haven't had a lot of dicks before.
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