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Old 07-10-2017, 01:12 AM   #1326
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This weekend my GF and I talked about fears and I learned what she's most scared of. It's not cockroaches, it's not spiders, it's.... ghosts. Ghosts! I'm not that surprised anymore in Phils
Tbh I'd much rather see a cockroach under my bed than a ghost.
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:34 AM   #1327
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This weekend my GF and I talked about fears and I learned what she's most scared of. It's not cockroaches, it's not spiders, it's.... ghosts. Ghosts! I'm not that surprised anymore in Phils
You don't believe ghost?you, yourself is a ghost (with shell)
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Old 07-10-2017, 03:35 AM   #1328
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The ghost mythology is quite prevalent in the Phils indeed... Lest not forget that Christianity has a tremendous influence, thus soaking its myths into the core of the country's superstitions (the same can be said of where I come from, in Quebec, where old myths like "flying canoes", "werewolves", "witches" are quite present in our old literature...). Ask your gf what she thinks about witches, I am sure she will be quite opinionated...

The native Filipino culture (before the influence of the Conquistadors and thus almost extinct), seems more in line with American native beliefs/cultural practices (tattoos, "spirit world", tribal lifestyle etc.).
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Old 07-10-2017, 03:46 AM   #1329
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Was eating at a restaurant in China once with my friend and his Chinese gf and I ordered a beef dish. The gf said no and suggested I order the lamb instead. I figured she probably knew the restaurant and the beef wasn't good or something, but later on I found out it was because she didn't want bad cow ghosts haunting her.

About a year later I ate with her again, she ordered a beef dish so I asked and she explained that the cow ghosts had not brought her "lucky" so she was finished with the whole don't **** with the cow ghosts thing.
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Old 07-10-2017, 03:59 AM   #1330
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I think I can top all of those.... a year or so a go my month year old daughter was asleep - I went and checked on her only to find a pretty sharp knife (although it had a sheath on it) under her pillow... alarmed I asked my GF how the hell it got there and apparently it was to protect her from dangerous spirits in the night.

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Old 07-10-2017, 04:07 AM   #1331
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Yeah that definitely wins. Doesn't she know that ghosts are ethereal wtf is a knife gonna do?

Feels like I made this joke or similar before.
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:04 AM   #1332
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Makes me feel important when she's scared to be alone. We all know ghosts and monsters pretty much only approach if people are alone.

You guys are just bitter because you arent man enough to protect your girl from a ghost if one ever appears.

Little tip: Ghosts usually dwell around any house/condo that is bigger than a cubicle. They like their personal space so beware.
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Old 07-10-2017, 11:50 AM   #1333
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Certainly an interesting choice for your number 1 fear before cockroaches, great white sharks, venomous spider bites or burglars breaking into your home. How many people die of ghosts yearly?

My 6 month rent contract expires on 9/16. Thinking of moving to Cebu after... I'm a bit sick of Manila, mainly because of the traffic. I miss taking a walk without having to cross 5 streets that feel like highways and all the noise and smog. Although I have a pretty good deal here in Pasig with my 1 BR condo for 13k without any deposit that I may not find elsewhere...

If you ask your rent contract to be extended, does the owner sometimes try to increase the price or something? Do you have any rights as a tenant to get a contract extended?
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:10 PM   #1334
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Certainly an interesting choice for your number 1 fear before cockroaches, great white sharks, venomous spider bites or burglars breaking into your home. How many people die of ghosts yearly?

My 6 month rent contract expires on 9/16. Thinking of moving to Cebu after... I'm a bit sick of Manila, mainly because of the traffic. I miss taking a walk without having to cross 5 streets that feel like highways and all the noise and smog. Although I have a pretty good deal here in Pasig with my 1 BR condo for 13k without any deposit that I may not find elsewhere...

If you ask your rent contract to be extended, does the owner sometimes try to increase the price or something? Do you have any rights as a tenant to get a contract extended?
Not an expert on rental contracts, but the owner will more than likely be very happy to extend your contract as it means they don't have to go through the time and cost of finding new tenants/have the room unoccupied while they do. When my house rental ended in Chiang Mai I managed to get a cheaper price going forward as the landlord was happy to have the place rented rather than sitting there. If they ask you for more money you can pretty easily just leave and find a new place. Never lived in the Phillipines so it could be different than my experience.
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:44 PM   #1335
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Your gf will follow you to Cebu? Planning to live with her togheter?
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:49 PM   #1336
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Don't tell her your plan to move,she might think that you have someone else and resulting to dixk chop off 😐😥
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:04 PM   #1337
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Just tell her a ghost penis will haunt her if she chops it off.
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:50 PM   #1338
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Old 07-10-2017, 10:56 PM   #1339
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had a filipina say ghosts had to be real because one time a cell phone ring came from a couch and no one was sitting on it
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Old 07-11-2017, 07:00 AM   #1340
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suppose you are deaf to some sound frequencies and you saw people suddenly dancing to 'music' you can't hear.. surely you'd think they are crazy?

our human capacity for visual frequencies is super limited, even more so than sound it seems; some have wider frequencies and see 'more' but we think of them as crazy for what we can't see ...

people who have some particular genetics and did not have them f*cked up in some way (a.o. bad substance intakes, over-eating.. ) are more likely to see 'ghosts' amongst other 'skills'
since their education is limited and our general knowledge supressed and socially contained, it all goes down into the ghosting category
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:18 AM   #1341
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Your gf will follow you to Cebu?
Hopefully not!

Saying this makes me feel really bad for her but I'm as bored of her as I'm sick of Manila. I wanna go outside of my condo and see beaches or at least the ocean or some green nature without taking an hour jeepney ride through smog and another hour back. I like walking anywhere I go but in a 5 km radius all I have is concrete jungle, streets and traffic so bad you don't even wanna walk next to it. I wanna meet new girls. Preferably hot Koreans.

My GF is one of the nicest girls I've ever met, always cleans my place and shows me all love in the world (to the point that it's clingy but I'm ok with that) without expecting me to spend any money on her and she's pretty hot too but she sucks in bed (not literally, unfortunately), we have no similarities and I don't remember us ever having had an interesting conversation. She's never in her life heard of the words Angela Merkel, Holocaust or Nazi and didn't know who's been US president for the past half year. She's not even dumb or uneducated by Filipino standards, she's probably above average, but we are just too different and can't have conversation beyond the weather or the most superficial things like that.

I'm not gonna start grinding through 7 Tinder girls a week, I'm still more of a 1 GF guy, but I wanna find a girl that I either have more similarities and can actually have conversation with and/or one that's more wild in bed. Just look at Stoner Girl's bed performance. They're worlds apart, Stoner Girl was so much naughtier and more fun.

My GF doesn't suck my dick and usually just lays there doing nothing and after she cums sometimes even asks me when I'm gonna cum or "you need to cum now" - the worst thing and biggest turnoff I can imagine a girl to say during sex - but at the same time often says not so deep it hurts or she got to pee after 10 min. And then the cumming part is just ridiculous, part of the reason I came inside first time was because she said not in her mouth, not on her face, not on her boobs, not inside her, not there, not... WTF? I'm not gonna cum on the bed. Compare that to Stoner Girl who kept enjoying the sex for 2 x 30 min and wasn't just laying there but actually doing part of the work, didn't complain once about me going balls deep and who WANTED (she asked) to suck it and who wanted me to cum anywhere on her body I want (except inside, but **** happens).

Cliffs: I want a girl that's either somewhat smart or naughty in bed. Crazy GF is neither of those and I'm bored. And Manila was the wrong choice, I'm used to city life but this traffic is way too much and will drive me insane.
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:30 AM   #1342
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Sleep on your stomach the night you tell her your going to Cebu without her. Don't want her cutting the dong while your asleep.
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:33 AM   #1343
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Interesting. After dropping a few loads in someone hero seems to be bored with her. Who would have predicted such a turn of events?

Cebu is great and if I were to move back to Philippines I'd strongly consider living there. It is small, but that hardly seems to matter to you since you don't go out that much. Seems like a steady flow of Koreans going through there as well but mostly tourists who are here for a short time with the exception of a few English students.
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Old 07-11-2017, 10:04 AM   #1344
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Sleep on your stomach the night you tell her your going to Cebu without her. Don't want her cutting the dong while your asleep.
This..better don't say anything and just go AWOL
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Old 07-11-2017, 10:05 AM   #1345
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Cebu nightlife is really limited, even more so now J Ave is closed, you don't go out though so Cebu would be good for you, dating site girls will come right over and shouldn't take long to get a GF.

Not a lot of nature in the city though, just small green areas in IT Park. Less traffic and a bit nicer to walk around. The beach is like an hour from the city and then internet will suck and it'll be harder to get girls round

Could try a beach town on Luzon, it'll feel totally different from Manila, then you can mix in some 1k freelancers that bang well, for variety when you get bored

In BKK you can live right next to huge parks like benjakiti or lumpini, or by the beach in Jomtien Pattaya, for a lot cheaper, ~$300/month. But you prob wanna use up your whole 3 year philippines visa first
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Old 07-11-2017, 10:38 AM   #1346
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Info I havn't laughed so much for a long time, get over this sh it about 1 girl otherwise you are just gunna end up everytime the same scenario. You are 21 well very Young but time waits for No One and if you start letting your gf tell you how when where you can blow the Load how else will it end up. f fs do you think Adolf just let the Girls tell him what to do.

Listen to your new Boss / friendly Manager jspill go to Pataya and pull your Dik work on the fitness and make Pornos F Uk yourself silly like most young German Males as your Females certainly do. Get ready for the Influx of Hen and Bucks partays coming to you and the Nomad Group real soon.

You should meet GF Mum then tell GF that you want to f uk her Mum up the arse and then both at once. You will either have 2 Gf's or have to leave quickly, I reckon your style will be leave a note and go go go .
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Old 07-11-2017, 10:41 AM   #1347
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Old 07-11-2017, 11:33 AM   #1348
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Info I havn't laughed so much for a long time, get over this sh it about 1 girl otherwise you are just gunna end up everytime the same scenario. You are 21 well very Young but time waits for No One and if you start letting your gf tell you how when where you can blow the Load how else will it end up. f fs do you think Adolf just let the Girls tell him what to do.

Listen to your new Boss / friendly Manager jspill go to Pataya and pull your Dik work on the fitness and make Pornos F Uk yourself silly like most young German Males as your Females certainly do. Get ready for the Influx of Hen and Bucks partays coming to you and the Nomad Group real soon.

You should meet GF Mum then tell GF that you want to f uk her Mum up the arse and then both at once. You will either have 2 Gf's or have to leave quickly, I reckon your style will be leave a note and go go go .

I've fact checked the above and can confirm this is all 100% correct.

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Old 07-11-2017, 11:42 AM   #1349
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Bubba, you can play for me any day. Love that hustle.
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Old 07-11-2017, 12:12 PM   #1350
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It's not that I'm "letting her tell me how, when and where to blow my load", she just asks to hurry up like an impatient hooker, which is a huge turnoff. I've trained her to take it in the mouth or all kinds of places, but I want a girl to enjoy it too and not be like "Ew not in my face". Naughty girls are way more fun.
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