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Old 05-25-2017, 07:28 PM   #1151
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

The proper way to let her know you miss her is telling her that you want to **** the **** out of her (paraphrasing)

I was defending the psychoness of SEA girls earlier in the thread but that last comment is wtf
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Old 05-25-2017, 11:01 PM   #1152
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i ask do you miss me all the time........ in non serious relationships where the girl totally knows im joking

in an actual relationship thats weird
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Old 05-25-2017, 11:55 PM   #1153
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I'm not gonna tell her to stop using 'babe', it doesn't tilt me and I agree a girl calling you that can only yield a net positive result.

FFS I cant stand being called Babe, being old prob doesnt help but all the working girls say it and I ask them to not use it as it ***** pisses me off.

You need to make a decision soon regarding if you want a long term relationship with Babe or *** everything that smiles or looks at you #6 to #9. I dont see anything wrong if you choose the L T but just feel You will regret it later in life as your -ev in the ****** dept.

I am nearly 65 and just spent 12 days in Hospital after another op, I grabbed a cab and went to local Massage for a blow job even had to carry my 2 drain bottles stuck in my guts. I dont know how you can be there for so long and your hand /s are leading on the sex scale.

Good Luck head down arse up that the way we like to *** was our Jobsite Anthem on our construction sites. Even played it at my sons Memorial day, much to the disgust of my mother, Yesterday was 7 years since he passed away. *** the World Info before it **** you, Go In Hard and Cum out Soft.

Oh yeah good luck Grinding Poker but get Babe to Grind the guts out of you.
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Old 05-26-2017, 01:34 AM   #1154
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hahahaha I really wanna see a picture of PUCKU2
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Old 05-26-2017, 02:22 AM   #1155
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Not a good look PE I pay for it everywhere I go ha ha. I have 10.5 teeth left as heaps crumbled and broke after and during Chemo but just have to watch what I eat and dont give a *** what I look like actually never have.

I was over in Jan with my daughter and missed seeing PT in Cambodia as he was down the Beach and offered to pay for Dinner for jspill and his lady but even he told me to get fuked we were gunna go to Pattaya for 2 days but relaxed instead.

Daughter Loved it in K Road as we had about 3 or 4 massages per day and she had a couple facials etc, she loved the Scooter rides. Back at hotel I enjoyed the in room massages. Probably had about 40 to 50 in the 2 weeks we were there in PP and BK.
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Old 05-26-2017, 02:24 AM   #1156
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Haha I think I was out of town? If the stars align and we're in the same place at same time I'd love to hear some old war stories
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Old 05-26-2017, 02:53 AM   #1157
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Horny taguig girl (who has sent nude shower pic to convince me to meet her on her last night in Manila in February) isn't giving up no matter what it seems. She knows about my gf and the dick cutting jokes.

Not too worried about my dick but I'm way too satisfied and happy in my relationship to risk it. Cant wait for the weekend with crazy gf.

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Old 05-26-2017, 03:00 AM   #1158
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We look alike if you want I can sub in and put on a German accent, text her from a new number 'hey i lost my phone babe'
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Old 05-26-2017, 03:32 AM   #1159
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We look alike if you want I can sub in and put on a German accent, text her from a new number 'hey i lost my phone babe'
Gl, treat her well

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Old 05-26-2017, 03:41 AM   #1160
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Yeah jspill you were in Pattaya at the time but all good will catch up one day.

War stories? My only one was I was drafted into the army back in the 70's and it was just after the War in Nam had finished. I went to my medical after a party where I had 10 mandrax Tabs and heaps of Beer night before.

Then pub opened at 10am so had a ouple heart starters before app at 11am. ***** funny as the Doc took one look and asked me what had I taken, told him and just said *** it I would go to Nam but not gunna play games in Australia for 18 months and he laughed and said No worries stamped form Unmedically fit, I was wrapt.

Mate went over and broke his leg falling down a flight of stairs in a bar, still gets a war pension I think. He now lives in Nam and looks after the whole Family. He is Happy.

I was worried about you jspill as you were quiet for a while and all I thought about was you and your Million dollars of virtual. ha ha you have killed it Sir, KD not so much.

Info *** that Biotch tonite worry about tomorrow when it comes/ cums.
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Old 05-26-2017, 03:42 AM   #1161
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

What a sloot (horny taguig girl). I would love to smash her and try an "accidental" anal with her. Fkn sloot. Please Jspill, do it.
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Old 05-26-2017, 03:43 AM   #1162
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did you ever meet her? If not that plan should work.
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Old 05-26-2017, 03:52 AM   #1163
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"I woke up a different person."

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Old 05-26-2017, 03:56 AM   #1164
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What a sloot (horny taguig girl). I would love to smash her and try an "accidental" anal with her. Fkn sloot. Please Jspill, do it.
I hope you're trolling cuz I said treat her well... She's nice, has given me advice about gf and I feel kinda bad doing this lol.

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did you ever meet her? If not that plan should work.
Never met her. Anyway if she sees how handsome Jspill is I doubt she would care much.
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Old 05-26-2017, 04:28 AM   #1165
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So how it went jspill? You met her?
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Old 05-26-2017, 04:37 AM   #1166
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I hope you're trolling cuz I said treat her well... She's nice, has given me advice about gf and I feel kinda bad doing this lol.
I m not trolling. Yeah she's nice, so nice that she wants to smash a guy who has a gf. She's not a princess, she's a sloot. Nothing wrong with "accidentally" trying to stick your penis inside a sloots butthole. Tbh I try it all the time with them
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Old 05-26-2017, 04:43 AM   #1167
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Damn didn't read that in time, I just messaged her hey my friend thinks you're my type and he doesn't wanna cheat

Should still be ok.

I won't tell her about 2+2 or this thread

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Old 05-26-2017, 04:46 AM   #1168
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I'm sure Jspill will be good to her and pull out!
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Old 05-26-2017, 04:53 AM   #1169
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Damn jspill this could have been a funny story, I was imagining you putting on a German accent and improvising
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Old 05-26-2017, 04:54 AM   #1170
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If she wants you and your gf to break up, do yuo think that biases her advice?
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Old 05-26-2017, 04:59 AM   #1171
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If she wants you and your gf to break up, do yuo think that biases her advice?
Possibly? She advised me to tell gf 'I love you' before she says it first cuz it's "good to know where our relationship is heading". Seems like pretty bad advice although the rest was reasonable.

I would never tell a girl I love her before she says it, it makes yourself small in front of her.
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Old 05-26-2017, 05:11 AM   #1172
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Possibly? She advised me to tell gf 'I love you' before she says it first cuz it's "good to know where our relationship is heading". Seems like pretty bad advice although the rest was reasonable.

I would never tell a girl I love her before she says it, it makes yourself small in front of her.
Do not take relationship advice from girls. The guys her have given some pretty solid advice.
As my Thai friend says. Man leads, girl follows
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Old 05-26-2017, 05:55 AM   #1173
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Do not take relationship advice from girls. The guys her have given some pretty solid advice.
As my Thai friend says. Man leads, girl follows
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Its like if you asked your mom growing up how to get a girl. Shes going to tell you compliment her all the time, buy her gifts, and give her all of your attention. In reality its the guys who are the complete opposite getting all the play. What women say they want and what they actually want are two diff things.
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Old 05-26-2017, 09:51 AM   #1174
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Some truly awful advice in this thread too though.

Have fun do whatever the **** you want and don't do (or not do) **** so you can get the upper hand in your relationship... that's dumb.
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Old 05-26-2017, 02:30 PM   #1175
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Maybe k2d should write a dating guide ebook with every comments itt
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