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Old 05-09-2017, 01:19 AM   #851
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

I'm posting this from jail, I'm being held in Bicutan Prison in Taguig. I have smuggled my smartphone in between my buttcheeks...

Just kidding, I'm fine. I didn't update my thread because I had my gf at my condo all weekend and I don't want her to read this thread. When she's here we spend pretty much every minute together (except when I'm grinding while she sleeps but then I wanna use the time to grind instead of posting on twoplustwo).

The visa extension went smoothly without a lot of questions asked or even the raise of an eyebrow and I wasn't required to show proof of savings, income or another onward flight. I paid 12k pesos of which if I understood the stressed out lady correctly 1.5k is the extra expenses caused by overstaying, pretty good price for overstaying 48 days given how scared I was to pay 20 times that much or go to jail. Obv I still don't encourage or recommend overstaying, you could be less lucky and end up in huge trouble.

I couldn't resist handing my number to one last hottie last week making my final textback rate 10/20 and bang rate 1/20. She had a smoking hot body and was dressed up for the club showing a lot of skin so I got tempted but I don't actually have reason to approach anymore girls, I'm super happy with my gf that's an 8 to me, it was just impulsive action seeing another hot girl in revealing clothes. I'll try to retire from handing out notes for real though, who knows what mutual friends the girls I approach have with my gf, Pasig isn't that big and girls sometimes even share pics of the note on facebook.

Our relationship is continuing to develop pretty fast, she's continuing to be very hasty getting attached (which makes me glad cuz she's really hot and I like her), talking about wanting us to last, wanting to "count in years, not months" when speculating how long we'll stay together, asking me if I love her, etc. I'm happy being with her but a bit concerned about her repeated threats of ripping or cutting my dick off if I cheat on her LOL... Appearently that actually happens frequently in SEA http://nomadphilippines.com/thai-fil...-guys-penises/

Gf budget so far in half month:
  • 50 morning after pill + 100 in cab/tricycle rides to find a drug store selling the right pills at 3am (she paid 150 in cab rides as well)
  • 590 sushi for two
  • 250 sushi for myself + 30 our tricycle ride back (she paid her own sushi and our tricycle ride there)
  • Total: 1020 pesos. She brings her own food to my place and never wants when I offer her something (cuz all I have in my fridge is fruits and veggies) so this truly is all expenses other than utility bill
I think I could actually pull off my $25/month gf budget goal from earlier ITT if I really wanted to but dude I'm having such a great time with her that I don't mind money that much as long as I don't go broke (which right now I'm at risk so I should spend less).

I actually let her know yesterday that I'm near broke. I've been hesitant to tell her and whenever she was visiting I didn't wanna say that I can't really afford the AC. Now that I told her the truth her reaction was supportive and I'm glad I did it, she doesn't seem to mind if I can't spend much or any money on her for a while and seems to believe in me regarding poker. Although it's easy to say no problem in text and I'll see how she really reacts when I stop using AC or buying dinner lol.



Poker is going better again since the start of the month. My main problem has continued to be volume, winrate has been great. I finished coding my betscript this weekend which has been my biggest motivation killer (and therefore volume killer), the fact that ****ing script wasn't working. Now everything works, 0% error quote, so I'll mainly/only be 2 tabling and put in more hours. Call me crazy but I'm still fully convinced I'll play 200 hours in May. I'm so confident I'd take bets if I had means to prove I reached 200 hours without revealing the site but I don't so I'm not. But you're welcome to place bets against other readers .

I have a flat rakeback deal now that's hard to keep track of so I'll just include it in total profits.

April


May so far


I wish I had more pics for the thread but I'm not gonna post my gf without her consent (although G2A said she's worth bragging about ) so here's a pic of the sunrise from my balcony as I'm typing this. I wanna stay here for a long time, let's hope the grind goes well.


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Old 05-09-2017, 01:25 AM   #852
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Good to hear it Man..keep on the good work 👍👍
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Old 05-09-2017, 02:37 AM   #853
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That SMS convo made me LOL. Good to know anyone can overstay in Philippines without much problem.
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Old 05-09-2017, 03:13 AM   #854
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Good job babe
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Old 05-09-2017, 03:17 AM   #855
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Sounds like a love that will stand the test of time, babe.
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Old 05-09-2017, 05:30 AM   #856
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You know you got a keeper when she asks
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babe but you can play 2 tables right?
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Old 05-09-2017, 06:12 AM   #857
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I can't really afford the AC.
In before you live like this:

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Old 05-09-2017, 06:48 AM   #858
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can you pm her pics to Jspill please, we wanna see if she is an 8
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Old 05-09-2017, 07:15 AM   #859
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Babe when is the meet the Family Dinner?

Well done Info as I had lost faith in you and thought you were just gunna pull yourself silly

When is Uncle jspill and k2d visiting now that would be a great Partay.

Well Played young Man looks like you are Going Allin Congrats.
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Old 05-09-2017, 08:36 AM   #860
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can you pm her pics to Jspill please, we wanna see if she is an 8
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This one is a 7 imo, face looks a bit off, bit flat nosed, body proportions slightly too square/flat. Can't be an 8 compared to your other 8 who's way cuter. What happened to her?
Already done 10 days ago, above is my now gf jspill is talking about after I pm'd him pics. I love tall and skinny girls (that's probably why I fell for a couple lb's before I could tell the difference) so what might be too skinny or flat to most guys is perfect to me.
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Old 05-09-2017, 10:39 AM   #861
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She does seem pretty cool from those texts, the 'I'll cut your dick off if you cheat on me,' thing could be cause for concern, especially depending on how she says it.

She is also being very clingy, but that's standard with SEA girls so it's not like that would get any better if you changed GFS.
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Old 05-09-2017, 11:26 AM   #862
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She does seem pretty cool from those texts, the 'I'll cut your dick off if you cheat on me,' thing could be cause for concern, especially depending on how she says it.
How about "I'm serious babe" and then going into detail how she'll do it with a knife
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Old 05-09-2017, 11:48 AM   #863
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Yeah see that doesn't sound so good to me. Although John Wayne Bobbitt had his dick cut off and managed to live to tell the tale. In the end he got his dick re attached and I believe went on to make quite a bit of money telling his story, so if anything getting his dick cut off may have actually made his life better.

Maybe you can be the next John Wayne Bobbitt if she ends up cutting your dick off.
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Old 05-09-2017, 11:55 AM   #864
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No f'n way he hits 200 hours this month. Seems like 6 is the max per day with the gf in the picture and even if he did that every day for the rest of May, he'd still fall 45 hours short.
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Old 05-09-2017, 12:30 PM   #865
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Sorry OP I had to laugh at "can't afford to use AC". Congrats on the girl, seems to be pretty good so far. Hopefully her patience for using the fan lasts.
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Old 05-09-2017, 01:26 PM   #866
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No f'n way he hits 200 hours this month. Seems like 6 is the max per day with the gf in the picture and even if he did that every day for the rest of May, he'd still fall 45 hours short.
What odds do you suggest if someone wants to bet money on me? There has to be a non-zero chance I'll make it. 10-1? 20-1?
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Old 05-09-2017, 01:53 PM   #867
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You realise 200 hours would mean roughly 9 hours every day from now on right? Not only is it highly unlikely, it probably isn't even optimal for your ev. Better to setup a schedule playing 7/8hours, 6 days per week or so. That way you won't burn out as fast and you'll probably get really close to the 200 hours next month.

Oh and grats with the gf, just make sure you keep all your body parts
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Old 05-09-2017, 02:32 PM   #868
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You realise 200 hours would mean roughly 9 hours every day from now on right? Not only is it highly unlikely, it probably isn't even optimal for your ev. Better to setup a schedule playing 7/8hours, 6 days per week or so. That way you won't burn out as fast and you'll probably get really close to the 200 hours next month.

Oh and grats with the gf, just make sure you keep all your body parts
It's 23 * 7.7h from 5/9 - 5/31. I don't have much else to do, no money to spend on gf so no huge distraction and I really want to achieve the goal.

Thanks, I'll try to keep my body parts
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Old 05-09-2017, 03:27 PM   #869
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Man, don't let a girl tease you about cutting your dong if you cheat on her. Can joke about anything except this. If she's not joking but dead serious :

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It's 23 * 7.7h from 5/9 - 5/31. I don't have much else to do, no money to spend on gf so no huge distraction and I really want to achieve the goal.
This was also true in April + no gf.
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This was also true in April + no gf.
That's not true, he had to deal with immigration

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Old 05-09-2017, 10:01 PM   #872
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I'm never sure if LB is joking.
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Old 05-09-2017, 10:20 PM   #873
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Man, don't let a girl tease you about cutting your dong if you cheat on her. Can joke about anything except this. If she's not joking but dead serious :
Yeah not something u want to hear out of your Asian GFs mouth. This would be a problem for alot of white dudes who might get actually get caught cheating. Op doesnt strike me as the type whos going to be out cheating on his girl though so i think his dong should be safe.
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Old 05-09-2017, 11:12 PM   #874
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It's 23 * 7.7h from 5/9 - 5/31. I don't have much else to do, no money to spend on gf so no huge distraction and I really want to achieve the goal.

Thanks, I'll try to keep my body parts
Any chance to change your staking bonus to be hands per month as opposed to hours per?
Don't sweat the hours, just try to play your best game until you lose focus. Will end up making more money.
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Old 05-09-2017, 11:12 PM   #875
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It's 23 * 7.7h from 5/9 - 5/31. I don't have much else to do, no money to spend on gf so no huge distraction and I really want to achieve the goal.

Thanks, I'll try to keep my body parts
dude, look how many 0 days you already have on there.....

i would snap side bet hu4rollz with anyone in here that you wont do it as long as you didnt know about it/get paid off to do it
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