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Old 04-28-2017, 11:22 PM   #751
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You're required to track your daily winnings in a spreadsheet for most staking deals.

I have never used spreadsheets voluntarly, I'm not that organized but I guess most Germans are very organized or accurate with their work or anything they do.
I will never forget the day in 1995 when a good German soul stopped me on some Frankfurt street to 'help me' by telling me my shirt was not properly in my pants.. For sure, OP's sense of 'ordnung' and 'disziplin' is trailing his homeland's traditions.

With the present efforts to destroy all german/european cultural heritage however, his lazy azz gets to fit again ..
that encounter made me understand Deutschland and its culture was really not a place for me. I gave up my comfortable job there, moved on to discover Russia, its 'devushki's' and its more 'natural' society; it transformed my life to never look back.

I wish OP the best to put in the volumes needed on all fronts to not return to Europistan.
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Old 04-28-2017, 11:25 PM   #752
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But dude I creeped your FB and it's super boring you need to be sharing pics of standing on high buildings, swimming pools, working out, fancy looking food, girls love that





I can send you some they can't tell white dudes apart then just say oh I moved condo
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Old 04-29-2017, 01:33 AM   #753
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better yet tell em you dont use fbook.
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Old 04-29-2017, 01:53 AM   #754
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This is for a girl who he hasn't met and only has her Facebook...
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:32 AM   #755
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Nice gym clothes
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Old 04-29-2017, 01:21 PM   #756
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lol one girl in 2 months?

If a guy comes patts for the first time and only bangs one chick a day he is not banging anywhere near enough.

**** me i'm 40 and banged 3 chicks in 24hrs a while back.
I tried to bang 3 or 4 a day, but by the last girl my milk was coming out like powdered milk, I am only good for 2 a day now, sometimes maybe 3 but not everyday
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Old 04-29-2017, 07:52 PM   #757
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Pretty sure you could make money freelancing with your skill set? You'd do much better if you'd become a digital nomad. Then use poker as a 2nd income. Look at Dante and Jspill they both have regular jobs not only that but if you manage to build websites or do some programming you might be able to build up passive income too.

At your age that should be something you should be aiming for in my opinion.
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Old 04-29-2017, 07:55 PM   #758
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Digital Nomad lol
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Old 04-29-2017, 08:17 PM   #759
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The only skills I have at this point don't get me anywhere. Basic video editing, very basic programming and basic poker skills enough for bumhunting. Only the latter can currently make me money.

I'm not even mentioning English or writing cuz it's not what I wanna do long term so it could only make me short term money but poker seems to offer more of that, at least when starting out with writing.

My focus for now should be poker to build a life roll imo and in the future pursue my long term goals which are still Youtube or creating video content in general.

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Old 04-29-2017, 08:51 PM   #760
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You could approach poker affiliate sites offering to write content in English and German, translate existing content, make poker video content for them, etc., show them you post on 2+2.

Maybe build up some industry contacts, network and get coaching. Eventually have a little blog about poker and dating, even if only makes $25/month passive income there's a girlfriend paid for.

Youtube ad revenue is 1/10th - 1/6th of what it used to be, no sign of returning, at least that way you'd be getting paid by someone else to make videos.
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Old 04-29-2017, 09:22 PM   #761
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Textback rate handing out numbers: 9/17
Bang rate handing out numbers: 1/17... yay! - That's 2 girls banged in 2.5 months... d'oh!

I think below screenshot summarizes pretty well what happened last night. I didn't end up going to Batangas, we banged, stupid me creampied again, we got her some improvised morning after pills and appearently now she sends me messages like "Be good okay. As much as possible i don't want you talking to anyone. Or even invite anyone at your place.", although I'm not fully convinced yet if she wasn't joking, LOL, that was after our 1st date. Anyway if the text is serious "anyone" obviously means other girls not virtually anyone. I think her English made that text seem more clingy/crazy than it was meant. Anyway that text actually made me glad although it's weird and completely out of line after 1st date it shows me she seems to really like me. And she's an 8 to me so I'm glad, I would be more weirded out if it was some 6 I don't wanna see again.

Sex was life changing, by far hottest girl I ever ****ed.

We had multiple cab rides through Manila from 1-3am to find her the right pills because she was gonna leave to Batangas at 5am. We ended up getting her the "Trust Pills" as Nordette was out of stock in both drug stores we checked. According to some blog she has to overdose 4 of the pills right away and 4 more pills 12 hours after the first dose. And it was only 46 pesos for 21 pills! If this works that was a cheap creampie and totally worth it. If it doesn't work, well **** my life and time for plan b whatever that would be.



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Old 04-29-2017, 09:27 PM   #762
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Old 04-29-2017, 09:31 PM   #763
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Forgot my necklace in your bed lol. Gratz bro. That should give you some motivation to work on that life roll.
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Old 04-29-2017, 10:26 PM   #764
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Congratz mate, send me the pics in private to check quality. Bitches always "forget" something, that's just a way to force you to invite them again
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Old 04-29-2017, 10:34 PM   #765
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Good job bud

And I'm in Manila boyos
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Old 04-30-2017, 12:37 AM   #766
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will Op be.pawning that necklace?
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Old 04-30-2017, 02:11 AM   #767
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That's 2 girls banged in 2.5 months... d'oh!

we banged, stupid me creampied again, we got her some improvised morning after pills
[ ] deutsche disziplin on all-in shove
[x] great new story as expected, to which we need to see how that river turns out, before any congratulations, but at least partial congrats on proving your scoring range into the 8's

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Old 04-30-2017, 03:33 AM   #768
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Old 04-30-2017, 04:21 AM   #769
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[x] too busy flooding Manila with "friend request" notes to clear his overstay
[x] creampie 100% of girls

strong yolo
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Old 04-30-2017, 05:05 AM   #770
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I know you don't have to take them, but the girls I forced to take morning after pills usually had a rocky month because of them (cramps and whatnot) so it's best avoided.

Either wrap it up, perfect your pullout game or slip it in the wrong hole.
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Old 04-30-2017, 05:15 AM   #771
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[x] too busy flooding Manila with "friend request" notes to clear his overstay
[x] creampie 100% of girls

strong yolo


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Old 04-30-2017, 06:17 AM   #772
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Yea paying 50 pesos and creating your own dosage instructions to induce menstrual bleeding doesn't seem like a win.

Just start banging girls within a week from their last period or a week to their next one and you're gold.

Or pull out which I find more fun anyways. Never been a big fan of the whole cream pie thing.

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Old 04-30-2017, 06:20 AM   #773
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You're also trusting her to take the pills which is not a guarantee. There's a lot of other problems too.
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Old 04-30-2017, 06:30 AM   #774
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Yea paying 50 pesos and creating your own dosage instructions to induce menstrual bleeding doesn't seem like a win.

Just start banging girls within a week from their last period or a week to their next one and you're gold.

Or pull out which I find more fun anyways. Never been a big fan of the whole cream pie thing.
Well you're half right.

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Yes, you can get pregnant right after your period. You are actually starting to move into your fertility window. On a typical cycle that occurs every 28 to 30 days, the fertility window is usually between Day 11 and Day 21. As noted above sperm can live 2, 3 and up to 5 days. If your period (bleeding time) last for 5 to 7 days, and you have sex right after that, you are approaching your fertility window.
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Old 04-30-2017, 06:44 AM   #775
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You're also trusting her to take the pills which is not a guarantee. There's a lot of other problems too.
Same goes with daily birth control pills. I once had a doctor here tell me he doesn't recommend girls here take birth control because they are too unreliable.

I don't wanna come off as disparaging to an entire country but you really have to be here to believe how incapable some (most?) people are of performing simple tasks.
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