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03-29-2017 , 01:56 PM
Fak OP I just read through your thread and you make me want to make poor(amazing) life decisions, I'm dying. I hope to be able to make just enough money from poker to be able to fund scraping by like you are for a year, you are creating epic memories.

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Originally Posted by Info Shove Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
Disney cars wallpaper - lmao
Kids cabin bed - lmao
Mattress pattern - lmao
Piss stain - dead

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Originally Posted by Info Shove Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
Tonight I had to decide between two first Tinder dates:
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It was close but I met 18 yo girl cuz I was genuinely interested to get to know her as a potential GF and didn't want to flake on her on the first date. I used my last cash to get there by cab. I relied on being able to withdraw at the ATM but all ATMs rejected my German bank card so I had no money and she ended up paying the whole night. We had isaw (chicken intestines) and binalot on the street and some rice meal in a restaurant. Looks like I'm gonna see her again and pay next time.


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Originally Posted by Info Shove Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
I really hope she's gonna get a plan B as she promised me because lol... At the second time sex I said "Now you're gonna get a plan B anyway so I can as well come inside you a second time right?" and she actually said sure.
"sure"

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Originally Posted by Info Shove Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
lmfao, are you an engineer bro??

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Originally Posted by Info Shove Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
"among many more positions"



one way uber and sex bby

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Originally Posted by Info Shove Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
Lol didn't work! But it had Pooter's approval She will say yes in the morning for sure

"You drunk?"



Please don't run out of money OP, I want to watch your story grow.

Last edited by bustobrah; 03-29-2017 at 01:58 PM. Reason: You HAVE to smash that ladyboy brah, no ragrets!
03-29-2017 , 02:25 PM
I'm not sure what parts of your post are good will and what parts are mischievousness because the line in your post is thin but it made me laugh tears. I haven't even noticed the piss stain (or the pattern) as the top matress was replaced by the same as the bottom before my first night so I just had flowers. If you find that pattern funny it's worth pointing out that the 2 smaller walls that don't have Disney cars on them feature stars and moons instead (stoner girl made fun of those walls as well).

Creating memories is all I came here for although I'll probably stay long term if I can.

About money, it looks like I may get staked and coached from someone I talked to today. I'll start at 50nl with the goal to move to 100nl asap. I didn't wanna play on my own dime even on 50nl because I don't like the stress (keep in mind one BI at 50nl is a week of food lol). Also some coaching help to move up asap sounds nice.

Last edited by Info Shove; 03-29-2017 at 02:40 PM.
03-29-2017 , 02:50 PM
Chicken intestines (isaw) may seem like a poor first date but it's seen as a delicacy here. Btw that quote was wrong, we had isaw and kwek kwek, not sure where I found the word binalot
03-29-2017 , 03:00 PM
I still can't wrap my mind around how you can rate my 8 anything below 7







I don't normally do hookers but if she was one I'd go broke for this one and if I'm already broke I'd sell my laptop and go broke for her again
03-29-2017 , 03:23 PM
My ratings would be 6.5,6.5,4.5

Last edited by yukoncpa; 03-29-2017 at 03:31 PM.
03-29-2017 , 03:31 PM
you chose the worst pic out the lot to try show shes an 8.

she goes up a bit after those pics ^
03-29-2017 , 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by sihcnople Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
you chose the worst pic out the lot to try show shes an 8.

she goes up a bit after those pics ^
Was an old Tinder screenshot I made to save her Facebook name. I thought it was clear she's hot but your ratings made me browse for more.

I think she's my top Filipina over any Filipina model or celebrity.

What would be embarrassing is if she turned out to be ladyboy. She's kinda skinny and her hands are kinda large(?)
03-29-2017 , 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by jspill Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
move to thailand for a few months you'll see a lot more chicks like that first one
no kidding, i see hotter girls or similar on a daily basis just walking around On Nut in bkk (area with my bros the busto school teachers)
03-29-2017 , 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Info Shove Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
I'm not sure what parts of your post are good will and what parts are mischievousness because the line in your post is thin but it made me laugh tears. I haven't even noticed the piss stain (or the pattern) as the top matress was replaced by the same as the bottom before my first night so I just had flowers. If you find that pattern funny it's worth pointing out that the 2 smaller walls that don't have Disney cars on them feature stars and moons instead (stoner girl made fun of those walls as well).

Creating memories is all I came here for although I'll probably stay long term if I can.

About money, it looks like I may get staked and coached from someone I talked to today. I'll start at 50nl with the goal to move to 100nl asap. I didn't wanna play on my own dime even on 50nl because I don't like the stress (keep in mind one BI at 50nl is a week of food lol). Also some coaching help to move up asap sounds nice.
It was all in good will man, I thoroughly enjoyed reading through your adventure times. The posts I quoted literally had me crying as I was reading through so I had to highlight them and post something cheeky as a sign of appreciation.

And I wasn't kidding, you're making me want to put my head down and grind up a roll to blow in SEA for a few months to a year and just have an absolute blast.

Goodluck getting a stake though, you've definitely shown you have the right traits to make it work.
03-29-2017 , 10:30 PM
glad im not the only one that thought the 7 was hotter than the 8
03-30-2017 , 01:26 AM
Very much looking forward to the results of the 50 cards..

The 6 is your average girl there indeed, and that should be your range and target until you either can spend a lot more or can impress with many Tagalog sentences or find a niche from your YouTube approach and get back later to your crush when she feels you less weak/needy

Otherwise you ll keep stuck at 1 girl in 40 days.. Not great..pass on the ladyboy and work your game up from the younger and most friendly 6's imho

Last edited by bernie68; 03-30-2017 at 01:33 AM.
03-30-2017 , 05:35 PM
This rate/10 thing is pointless
I prefer the VERY HOT/HOT/NOT HOT method

Also, posting about chicks you didn't even **** is stupid. Forums are full of "I'm going to bang this HBB tonight" with no followup.
03-30-2017 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Going2Asia Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
This rate/10 thing is pointless
I prefer the VERY HOT/HOT/NOT HOT method

Also, posting about chicks you didn't even **** is stupid. Forums are full of "I'm going to bang this HBB tonight" with no followup.
thanks for sharing your opinion

we will all try to post in the way that makes you most happy from now on
03-31-2017 , 01:55 AM
That 8s for sure a Phil's 8 from what I've seen. I rarely see pics of girls that hot from there. Most girls I've seen from pi look like ugly isaan women to me like 5 feet tall at best and dark skin.


I'd put the 7 at a 6.5 possibly lower if I seen more pics. The 6 is a 5 for me.

Looks like your rating them solid. Now u need to go bang some of those 4s and 5s u see all over to get your dong wet.
03-31-2017 , 04:06 AM
7 is hotter than the 8.
03-31-2017 , 04:09 AM
Meh 8 is hotter imo, 7 looks quite generic.
03-31-2017 , 05:20 AM
Pointy elbows emirite? Doesn't matter just meet them all and see who is interested.
03-31-2017 , 07:47 PM
Time to send that 8 a romance novel.

Last edited by GonZo72; 03-31-2017 at 07:53 PM.
03-31-2017 , 11:05 PM
8's nose is messed up
04-02-2017 , 03:02 PM
8 doesn't go with (broke) white guys, she's material for the distinct Asian taste. Forget her.

I say, go for crush girl. Obviously she's the nut high out of the whole lot, might as well waste time on her rather than the rest.
04-02-2017 , 04:59 PM
Crush girl is all I really want. But again she flaked on me because of paperworks for her studies yet still chats me on fb 1-2x a day, idk what to think of it. She's actually that busy with studies, she's a scholar and takes studies way too serious for my taste. From her behavior and the time we met I feel like she's into me to some degree but doesn't know what she wants, has zero experience with guys and hates the idea of dating anyone at this point because of her studies but I could easily make her weak and make her change her mind if I just manage to meet her again and be more aggressive taking things beyond friends. I can't imagine she could resist.

I have good and bad news to update about
- Bad news: I failed my challenge handing out 50 notes this week because I've been sick
- Good news: I found a staking deal starting at 50NL with 80/20 split in my favor if I play 200 hours a month. The site that I'm not allowed (or intending) to promote or mention publicly is the softest I've ever played (I've played 11 including some very small very soft sites and they're nothing compared to the 2005 level of play I'm seeing on this site). I expect to be making 2k a month if I play 200 hours of 50NL, and I suck.

Last edited by Info Shove; 04-02-2017 at 05:14 PM.
04-02-2017 , 05:33 PM
I've lost all hope in doing Youtube anytime soon after these news: https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/201...cott.html?_r=0

Cliffs: The biggest companies in the world are suspending their ads from Youtube; Youtubers have reported they're now making 60-80% less ad revenue than before.

Creating content is still something I really wanna do in the future but for now it's gonna be playing poker only.
04-02-2017 , 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Info Shove Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
2005 level of play
That may be an exaggeration, in 2005 I was 10 years old so I can't know, but the level of play is how I imagine 2005
04-02-2017 , 10:53 PM
80/20 split in your favor? who da fuq would offer this?

can you cliffs what the boycott is about?
04-02-2017 , 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Info Shove Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before
That may be an exaggeration, in 2005 I was 10 years old so I can't know, but the level of play is how I imagine 2005
GL GL.. i was hoping there's some kind of poker related read from you,about the live action there or at least poker..Now you have it 👊👍👍

      
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