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Old 11-29-2018, 11:07 AM   #3151
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

the oil breaks down the condom though.
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Old 11-29-2018, 11:31 AM   #3152
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Try using pee pee.
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Old 11-29-2018, 11:52 AM   #3153
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the oil breaks down the condom though.
In latex condoms, allegedly yes. In practice I have no idea.

A quick google search showed me the following though:

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The use of oil-based lubricant increased breakage, although not statistically significantly, in both new and aged condoms.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8142525

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I took a piece of rubber latex condom and soaked it into regular canola oil I found in the kitchen. I checked the condom after 1 minute, nothing changed. So I let it soak for about 5 minutes more, and then 5 hours more, still nothing. It was able to hold a large amount of water without leaking or breaking.
https://chemistry.stackexchange.com/...k-down-condoms

I rarely use condoms as I only do relationships with girls that don't give me slutty vibes and I get them tested as well.

When I use condoms I use Okamoto and Sagami super thin which are made out of polyurethane. They're kinda hard to put on and feel like a plastic bag, so that's the caveat, but aside from that no complaints.

https://okamoto001mm.jp/en/ (you can buy these on Lazada.com.ph)

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Old 11-30-2018, 02:59 AM   #3154
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If the latter then im afraid to say no one who has eve posted in any 2+2 travel thread has ever banged a top tier / hiso chick.
One of my friends is dating the daughter of a thai army general (still is). Maybe you're still right

I just wanted some attention


fwiw there's a ****ton of misinformation in this thread, first of all the hiso kids are actually well traveled and "international". They are not these sheltered non-english speaking scared of farang little nervous beasts. Second of all you don't want to be hanging out with (most of) them
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Old 11-30-2018, 03:33 AM   #3155
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Do you remember that one guy that came to Bangkok and met a girl who had a job in an office and she bought him drinks in a disco and even paid for the taxi home.

What a ***** legend he was.
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Old 11-30-2018, 03:58 PM   #3156
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Do you remember that one guy LOL69 that came to Bangkok and hired a hooker who had a job to do and she couldnt bring herself to do the deed.

What a ***** legend he was.
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Old 12-01-2018, 12:07 AM   #3157
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they can't all be home runs.
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Old 12-01-2018, 11:46 AM   #3158
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oh good still having the 'high tier girl' debate

who the **** cares about how much money her parents have or what her social status is? all that means is she is more likely to be bitchy and treat you like a western girl..... but for some reason some (cough dace cough) think a 5 in a fancy dress is a 10

no.... you are not banging 9's and 10's in jakarta just by being white.... you aren't seeing many 9's and 10's in indonesia, probably no more than in the phils or thailand or wherever

there might be more 7's around than phils because the diets are a little better so less get fat, but the difference isn't huge and indonesian women don't dress as slutty so you have to judge them in a pant suit or something

on the other hand girls in indonesia are prude a much higher percent of the time.... so you are going to think you are getting some when that isn't the case

on the other other hand they are generally more genuinely good people and you don't have to worry about the do i need to give her a lot of 'taxi money' when she leaves issue


we all either bang hookers or bang the same white guy hunting sluts off tinder/dating sites

if you want more then that then you have to be down for some commitment, or lie out of your ass, or have rare times where you outkick your coverage which mostly will come by going out to nightclubs and being a fake douschebag
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Old 12-01-2018, 01:15 PM   #3159
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K2d - the man, the legend, what are you up to these days? What's your financial situation like?

Did you end up settling in Indonesia? In my imagination they're all hideous, ultra dark skinned and / or wearing a hijab, or at least those I saw in Seoul looking to find their Kpop boyfriend lol.

In China there is some merit to a middle to upper middle class girl that is actually from the city you're in and not from a poor rural background.

She'll be living with parents and won't have high pressure up until her late 20s to marry and most likely won't have high expectations regarding your lifestyle if she wasn't a gold digger to begin with.

In SEA however these girls are ultra sheltered, reputation focused and you'd need to be respectable long term boyfriend material with a good job that they can show off or no dice. Most of them would also never consider a foreigner to begin with unless nobody knows and that includes the approach.

Any normal western girl has much lower demands so why put up with so much bull**** in the third world for a third world girl? Chance are if you're such a square guy you wouldn't be in the third world gutter to begin with...
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Old 12-01-2018, 04:26 PM   #3160
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This week has been the most sexually active week of my life so far and I've set all sorts of personal records...
  • 5 girls in 6 days
  • First anal
  • Anal with 4 girls in 6 days
  • 7 busted nuts in 44 hours
  • Youngest Pinay (1 day after her 18th birthday... I verified it)

The week still has 1 day left and I'm this close [ ] to getting my Chinese flag which would be the cherry on top. It's funny the conversation started with "I don't want to bang" and then she's promising to "bang all night, bang the next night and bang the night thereafter". Can't wait for her reaction when I tell her I'm not leaving.



I already have a Filipina lined up for tomorrow that I'm more attracted to than the Chinese. If both don't flake I'll try to bang both or choose the Chinese because I want my Chinese flag and she's DTF (the Filipina said "I'm not gonna have sex with you" which means sex is only 90% certain to happen).

I'll write down all the stories of this week ASAP. So far there are 4 anal stories to tell:
  1. Clinger
  2. Mandaluyong girl
  3. Chainsmoker
  4. Barely legal girl

I hope I won't report back without my Chinese flag tomorrow.

Do Chinese like anal?
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Old 12-01-2018, 05:03 PM   #3161
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Do Chinese like anal?
To quote my current gf: "I poop from there, anal sex is for animals".

She does it anyway, but can't handle a hard pounding.

That's not the kind of stuff girls are upfront about or will ever admit to even having done.

Do tell the stories...

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Old 12-01-2018, 09:45 PM   #3162
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I respect germans lol
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Old 12-02-2018, 04:30 AM   #3163
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The Filipina is on her way to my place while the Chinese is still negotiating about dick size...

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Old 12-02-2018, 05:00 AM   #3164
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Thats hardcore hamstering, I admire your patience.
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Old 12-02-2018, 05:35 AM   #3165
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Say ok i'll book a hotel if it's ok no condom + cum outside. Then you can really feel the whole 7.5 inches all night. It's ok im safe.

Get a $20 room at makati apartelle. Check out p burgos st the next day on the walk back to Pasig
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Old 12-02-2018, 12:53 PM   #3166
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Is it easier to get girls to come over if they think you're leaving soon? What if the sex is really good and you want to keep seeing them?
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Old 12-02-2018, 01:45 PM   #3167
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You look Korean

I'm Chinese girl

Awesome

Yeah

So...




Loved the awkwardness
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Old 12-03-2018, 01:52 AM   #3168
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Is it easier to get girls to come over if they think you're leaving soon? What if the sex is really good and you want to keep seeing them?
he just met them on tinder whos coming over to get laid before someone leaves the country. Doubt they give a **** if he tells them he changed his mind and is staying
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Old 12-03-2018, 05:30 AM   #3169
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So she likes Germans, reminds me of a lady saying Hitler was attractive. Props to stories
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Old 12-04-2018, 12:47 AM   #3170
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I’d say 80% of girls I meet in Taipei from Tinder/okc have German ex bf/speak some German. I don’t know what’s the deal with Germany ? Yes
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Old 12-04-2018, 08:44 AM   #3171
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Old 12-04-2018, 09:48 AM   #3172
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reject the premise


GTO in a lot of spots IMO
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:46 PM   #3173
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they can't all be home runs.
This is true. And we do grow our best from failure don't we LOL69?
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Old 12-14-2018, 02:06 PM   #3174
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WOW Info finally got around to the TR. Looks epic, can’t wait to read.
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Old 12-14-2018, 02:31 PM   #3175
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18yo schoolgirl looks super cute. Very nice
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