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Old 10-28-2018, 03:16 PM   #3001
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

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if i wanted to live in thailand i would move there tomorrow.
But then u will be giving up your $2200 pension at 65.

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Confirmed lol69 over 50 years old? (Can move there on the retirement visa for the elderly)

Moaning online about guys young enough to be his grandsons
**** is 50 elderly now?


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The best way to catch HIV is doing the exact opposite to this;

To avoid getting HIV, you must prevent the blood, semen, vaginal fluids, or breast milk of someone who is infected from entering your body through your mouth, vagina, anus, tip of your penis, or breaks in your skin.
I think I got HIV from reading this thread, is that possible?
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Old 10-30-2018, 09:31 AM   #3002
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First time banging at a girl's condo instead of mine. I'm not actually leaving tomorrow, I just say that to get laid tonight.

2 creampies on her period = best feeling ever



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Old 10-31-2018, 05:58 PM   #3003
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

Mandaluyong girl knows I lied and seems to want more. Such an intriguing combination of brains + dirty slut.



Other girl that's sleeping next to me right now:


^ we had sex regardless and she had the tightest pussy I've ever encountered, on a very nice body.



Let me explain this picture: she's putting ice back in the freezer, ice that she used to cool her pussy after too rough sex. I thought that's hilarious but she didn't find it funny. I've never seen a girl do that before.

While sitting on the ice she said "I guess no sex for you tomorrow"... I said we'll see about that.

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Old 10-31-2018, 06:21 PM   #3004
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

Maybe put that ice in the sink, not back in the freezer...
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Old 10-31-2018, 06:27 PM   #3005
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She wrapped it in a towel and sat on it so the ice and her pussy made no direct contact. I wouldn't hesitate to reuse that ice for a soda.
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Old 10-31-2018, 06:28 PM   #3006
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That sounds a bit better
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Old 10-31-2018, 11:30 PM   #3007
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Pretty sure you wouldn’t hesitate to use that ice for a soda even if she didn’t wrapped it in a towel
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Old 11-01-2018, 04:45 AM   #3008
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"you wouldn't spend your last night with a stranger at 1:00 am" lololol...Info shove would meet up with a chick at 5pm even if he had spent his last dollar for a planet ticket due to leave at 6pm lololol
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Old 11-01-2018, 06:45 AM   #3009
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Hey OP,

Where are you mainly playing poker (which casino do you recommend to have best 1/3,2/5 games)

Ps. Read Most of this thread in the last couple of days, bloody pisser. I’ll be in Manila next month maybe we can grab a beer, play some cards, poon some birds
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Old 11-01-2018, 07:11 AM   #3010
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info shove doesn't play poker any more he's an "influencer"
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Old 11-01-2018, 11:54 AM   #3011
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Hey OP,

Where are you mainly playing poker (which casino do you recommend to have best 1/3,2/5 games)

Ps. Read Most of this thread in the last couple of days, bloody pisser. Iíll be in Manila next month maybe we can grab a beer, play some cards, poon some birds
I don't play live so I don't have any recommendations. Sure pm me when you're here and we'll poon some birds

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info shove doesn't play poker any more he's an "influencer"
Stop putting ridiculous words in my mouth, I never used the word "influencer" ITT, only other people here did.

Also still play tons of poker
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Old 11-01-2018, 01:43 PM   #3012
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It's been proven time and time again: the moment a girl says "no sex" is the moment you know that you'll be able to have sex with her.
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Old 11-01-2018, 02:32 PM   #3013
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and the old classic "no hookups" on tinder profile means she is a huge slut
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Old 11-01-2018, 10:43 PM   #3014
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info shove doesn't play poker any more he's an "influencer"


This is not true.

Iíve been following his twitch for a couple weeks now and still havenít seen a stream
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Old 11-02-2018, 09:05 AM   #3015
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She has had the best grammar/usage within her conversation I have seen on any platform I have chatted with a phils girl BAR NONE.

No replacements of o with 0, wen u come over?, ok gud etc.........
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Old 11-02-2018, 09:27 AM   #3016
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She has had the best grammar/usage within her conversation I have seen on any platform I have chatted with a phils girl BAR NONE.

No replacements of o with 0, wen u come over?, ok gud etc.........
Actually one of the smartest girls I know (socially, not STEM tier thinking mind you) writes like a total retard on messaging apps. Although it makes them look like retards and turns me off, it's not the best way to judge girls. They're just lazy as **** unless you beat discipline into them.

She probably is in customer support or something similar and therefore has it ingrained that she needs to write properly or she'll get fired. A guy alone is usually not sufficient to make her shape up unless he's abusive tier dominant.
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Old 11-02-2018, 11:46 AM   #3017
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Well maybe I need to step my hiso-ness up... Plus with phones these days you can just speak your messages and they will come out correct. I guess I am used to text messaging on the phone and that is where I get the funny grammar insertions.
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Old 11-02-2018, 06:12 PM   #3018
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Hey info - long time lurker here. I’m gonna be in Manila on Monday from NY for a couple of days. HMU if you wanna to meet up
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Old 11-08-2018, 12:14 AM   #3019
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Hey info - long time lurker here. Iím gonna be in Manila on Monday from NY for a couple of days. HMU if you wanna to meet up
Infofanboy!

I'd love to hang out with Lol69 for a bit, he is a total bottom feeder but is great content.
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Old 11-08-2018, 08:01 PM   #3020
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Happenings of the past week:
  • Ice girl spent 2 nights at my place and had to ask for more ice after we were done.
  • I was at Mandaluyong girl's condo again and after 2 rounds she said she feels "so sore she won't have sex for a week".
  • While I was there, Mandaluyong girl asked me for a measure of my dick, I said it's 2 cm longer than my Samsung galaxy S8+. Now she sent me this message :
  • I saw the name of lying ***** (my ex)'s twin sister trending on Pornhub. Her name was the #2 trending search term on Pornhub in the Philippines, I'm not making this up. Her sextape went viral and got uploaded to like a dozen porn sites. I learned the news while routinely browsing Pornhub and couldn't believe my eyes:

I'll tell my side of the sextape story along with the lying ***** story when I can...
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Old 11-08-2018, 09:19 PM   #3021
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Who cares, link the video so we can see it..
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Old 11-08-2018, 09:55 PM   #3022
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Apart from the fact you can't link porn on 2+2, I'm not gonna reveal her name as I don't wanna link her identity to my thread.
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Old 11-08-2018, 09:59 PM   #3023
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I guess Ill just have to check out Natasha Mercedes right under your ex's twin.
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Old 11-08-2018, 10:15 PM   #3024
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how did your std check go?
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Old 11-09-2018, 02:40 AM   #3025
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Apart from the fact you can't link porn on 2+2, I'm not gonna reveal her name as I don't wanna link her identity to my thread.
You can pm me, thx.
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