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Old 10-20-2018, 06:29 AM   #2926
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Old 10-20-2018, 06:40 AM   #2927
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Ass rape her with a carrot seems like great advice. The old door in the face approach.

In all seriousness though, if the girl isn't down don't be an *******. There's plenty of girls who are more than willing.
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Old 10-20-2018, 07:07 AM   #2928
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Ass rape her with a carrot seems like great advice. The old door in the face approach.

In all seriousness though, if the girl isn't down don't be an *******. There's plenty of girls who are more than willing.
Most non hooker / hardcore slut asian girls are super tame and you got to push far harder than with western girls.

I like to bang girls in the ass and a large pecentage eventually ends up liking it.

Those that don't tell me in no uncertain terms and then we'll never do it again.

Stop projecting your rape fantasies on me.
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Old 10-20-2018, 07:18 AM   #2929
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ah I get it. Once you shove a vegetable in her ass without her consent and she (somehow) doesnt like it... then no means no. Very noble.
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Old 10-20-2018, 07:29 AM   #2930
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Old 10-20-2018, 09:01 AM   #2931
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@Iliveinasia'
They're very clearly not giving nonverbal consent if you "sneak it in" while they can't see.

You're just a rapist dude.
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Old 10-20-2018, 02:45 PM   #2932
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did you ever bang an arsehole, valuecutting? it's not like you can just shove it up their ass before they realize it... but if you don't ask, girls have an excuse for doing it "I didn't let him do it, but he just did! It's not my fault. I'm still an innocent girl..."


About STDs: all of them are fine except HIV, and you can only get aids if you let a man get inside your ass so no worries buddies
STDs are actually a god's invention to make people behave more but screw him.

God, you can bolt me in the head if you disagree
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Old 10-20-2018, 03:41 PM   #2933
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Hepatitis aint no joke
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Old 10-21-2018, 09:37 AM   #2934
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Old 10-21-2018, 04:19 PM   #2935
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I'm not in a very high risk group as I only average 1 girl per month and they're all students and office girls. (except Iya)
I hate to break it to you but if you do 12 girls a year in a 3W country and most or even all of them BB, you're extremely deep into the high risk group. Not judging, I'm prolly deeper than you in that group but just FYI
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Old 10-22-2018, 01:21 AM   #2936
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guys that say they don't catch anything are bull****ters.
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Old 10-23-2018, 01:25 AM   #2937
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Not in a "high risk group" untill you are..
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Old 10-23-2018, 12:30 PM   #2938
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casually reading 2p2 "assrape her with a carrot"

dafooq am i doing with my life


... still laughed for 2 minutes
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Old 10-23-2018, 03:59 PM   #2939
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About STDs: all of them are fine except HIV, and you can only get aids if you let a man get inside your ass so no worries buddies.
WOW just WOW. Everything about this statement is just plain wrong. Even what you might consider the mildest of STDs can have serious complications and be life threatening. So get tested, get treated, and for god sake don’t consciously ignore it and keep banging.
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Old 10-23-2018, 05:37 PM   #2940
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Sup Info, just got done reading the whole thread so I feel the need for a super long rant/review lol. The beginning was certainly a lot more entertaining than recently, lost a lot of sleep binge reading the first ~1000 or so posts and even missed a class due to oversleeping.

First of all thanks for taking us along for the ride. As a half Filipino “wanna be degen” that hasn’t been back to the Phils since seventh grade (lived in America my whole life) it was cool seeing an Westerner’s unfiltered view of Manila.

I have some very well off Filipino family (uncle is a corporate lawyer for a very big tobacco company in the phils) and your thread has inspired me to freeroll a couple months in the Phils after graduation/before the grind of westerner/American nit-life begins.

Definitely don’t have any intentions of staying due to the fact that I now have a nitty white girlfriend (hot) and I much prefer white girls due to my upbringing in the Northeast US (being a tan half-white [fully Americanized] Filipino in America yields pretty good results.) But freerolling rent/pretending to ball while grinding some low stakes games live is definitely what I need before a nitty white woman inevitably chains me to a radiator and harvests my sperm in a middle class suburb somewhere around here.

Enough about me tho as for the thread:

-Info clearly has some pretty significant character flaws in just about all areas of life but don’t we all; at least info is open and honest about it which is more than we can say for most internet “personalities.”
-For all the “wtf?” Moments you’ve provided ITT I still find myself rooting for you.
-Good On you for having the balls to do this whole thing; people are gonna hate and troll but they’re most likely doing so from the comfort of Western everyday-life prison (like I am)
-You really gotta get away from this affixation with relationships when all you wanna do is bang; all dudes our age have been there (I’m 23 as well) and the prospect of having steady sex is nice but one hole syndrome is a real thing and you’re gonna be happier sleeping around in the end (seems like you’ve had better results as of recently.)
-No Condoms is draaaaaaastically -EV in the Phils as others have pointed out. You still probably have an infection living inside you so I shouldn’t have to expound on this much but the whole thing you do with forcing women to OD themselves so you can pie them is tilting and a real dick move. Pretty much every poster in here has repeated the above >20 times whether it came from a sincere place or not so I don’t expect anything to change but figured I’d throw it out there. what we’ve learned in almost 3,000 posts is that Info is gonna Info no matter what we say so it’s probably best to just let him do him no matter how ****ed up/counterproductive said thing is going to be so we’re better off just enjoying the content.
-really hoping you find a groove in twitch as I’d watch/throw you a peso or two for support.


Thanks for the read Info, I’ve subscribed to all forms of social media/content outlets and hope to hear more from you. I’m sure it’ll be an interesting ride no matter where it ends up.

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Old 10-23-2018, 06:52 PM   #2941
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But freerolling rent/pretending to ball while grinding some low stakes games live is definitely what I need before a nitty white woman inevitably chains me to a radiator and harvests my sperm in a middle class suburb somewhere around here.
This is a very funny and interesting lens to view life/family
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Old 10-23-2018, 08:12 PM   #2942
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Is Info ever gonna share the lying ***** story or is he too busy?
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Old 10-23-2018, 08:26 PM   #2943
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

Really solid post by BigEyedFish and I think he sums up the thread and most people's thoughts perfectly.

I have a question for BEF. When you come to Philippines will it be to bang a bunch of girls and get it out of your system or are you too into the gf and just coming to experience a bit of life in SEA before settling down in Suburbia?
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Old 10-23-2018, 09:41 PM   #2944
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Is Info ever gonna share the lying ***** story or is he too busy?
Im more interested in the tinder one that work is "posing" or whatever, when the girl came straight to his place after he promessed she wont be able to walk.

Btw, time to add that second star l'ami !
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Old 10-24-2018, 12:13 AM   #2945
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Info still streams on twitch?
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Old 10-24-2018, 04:39 AM   #2946
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Btw, time to add that second star l'ami !
Thanks for the reminder mon ami !

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Info still streams on twitch?
Not at the moment, but might be back in the future.
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Old 10-24-2018, 05:47 AM   #2947
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Thanks for your post BEF. How long did it take to read the whole thread?

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is definitely what I need before a nitty white woman inevitably chains me to a radiator and harvests my sperm in a middle class suburb somewhere around here.
You don't seem too excited about this traditional "endgame" of western life. Why are you saying it's inevitable and why would you sign up for it if you aren't looking forward to it?

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Is Info ever gonna share the lying ***** story or is he too busy?
I'm still gonna share it and I think I will tell it on livestream. I haven't had time to write down that 1000 word story but I don't want to leave out any details either.

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Im more interested in the tinder one that work is "posing" or whatever, when the girl came straight to his place after he promessed she wont be able to walk.
Much less spectactacular than lying ***** story, I'll tell this one too.

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Not at the moment, but might be back in the future.
I'm still planning to return with a more realistic schedule of 3 days per week. I'm just not talking about it anymore because I've broken so many promises, noone would believe if I said I'm streaming from next week.

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Leaving now for the wake of sore girl's dead grandmother. Trip report will follow
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Old 10-24-2018, 06:54 AM   #2948
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You don't seem too excited about this traditional "endgame" of western life. Why are you saying it's inevitable and why would you sign up for it if you aren't looking forward to it?

Leaving now for the wake of sore girl's dead grandmother. Trip report will follow
Saying that in the same post as doing husband stuff with a girl you're banging.

The problem with the modern world is that men largely can't / don't do much for each other anymore, largely have a hard time making a decent living and compete with one another for scraps (millennials and younger) and everything is subverted by women so we do stuff with them even though they're all hellbent on turning us into their personal castrated workhorse that hands over all his cash and then some. It feels easier to be around them because you think you aren't competing with them (not so true anymore outside of STEM unfortunately) and subconsciously think you're forming a bond that guarantees more sex in the future even though any prolonged interaction with women significantly lowers your value to beta provider in their mind. (what kind of busy high value alpha guy would have time to do random stuff with her on the regular?)

It's tough to keep winning this game in the long run even with the Philippines advantage and next thing you know she baby trapped you or found some other way to lock you down.

It's like you're playing heads up against a higher stakes reg every day who is much more adapt at finding leaks in your game and exploiting them - all under the disguise of being a normal human being. She'll outplay you, feign weakness and bleed you dry until a bigger whale comes along.

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Old 10-24-2018, 09:49 AM   #2949
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lol, what a fked up world view you have
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Old 10-24-2018, 09:59 AM   #2950
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lol, what a fked up world view you have
Guess the world isn't a ****ed up place then and I'm all wrong?



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