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08-07-2017 , 02:17 AM
I lied about the butt

I expect next to zero chance of success but worth a try lol. I don't wanna spend any money on dinner etc. with a girl that has a face like that. Although her legs are really sexy and the reason I approached her without paying much attention to her face. I mean look at them, hnng. I'm a legs guy, more so than a butt guy.

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08-07-2017 , 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Info Shove
If I was a genuinely bad person I'd post pics of my ex gf's face on a public forum a couple days after breaking her heart after over 3 months of relationship and calling her my best friend. No.

Do you have any magical advice how to bang this girl tonight before she leaves Manila? If I get to bang I don't care I will post a hundred pics of ex gf's face.

What do I need to say or do? Help
????? Make up your mind lol
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08-07-2017 , 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.DjiSamSoe
????? Make up your mind lol
If you come up with something that helps I'll be so happy and thankful that I'll post the pics. I was expecting some Pooter level stuff that makes her come to my place in an instant.
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08-07-2017 , 02:42 AM
Nevermind, her response: Hahahah! The way u approached me last night was sort of cool but now you're so disappointing. (No offense too) I live in Boracay which is a party island where foreign guys come and go. And yes you are right cos if I'm a slut I could've said yes from your first invite �� anyway i don't see any point of talking to u anymore. Good luck with life and nice talk! Tschüss!
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08-07-2017 , 03:16 AM
Wow, Have you ever spoke to a normal girl before? You talk to her like a horny 15 year old.
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08-07-2017 , 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Ihooper88
Wow, Have you ever spoke to a normal girl before? You talk to her like a horny 15 year old.
The horny text were iLiveInAsia's words he suggested on the previous page of the thread...

But yes, not having gf anymore I'm feeling a bit like a horny 15 year old. I'll go to Megamall later. I'm in urgent need of any remotely attractive sugar walls.

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08-07-2017 , 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Info Shove
The horny text were iLiveInAsia's words he suggested on the previous page of the thread...
Just ****** be yourself *smh* to each of his own..
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08-07-2017 , 04:30 AM
Why not just hop on Pinalove or tinder or smt? Should save you a lot of time, effort & awkward texts
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08-07-2017 , 04:34 AM
Lol wow that's awful.
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08-07-2017 , 05:00 AM
Why are you making it so obvious you're so broke off the bat? If you want to meet her for one night then surely you can hide it before she goes... lines like 'I'm the poorest foreigner you'll ever meet' aren't going to seal the deal IMO.

Your whatsapp game is awful, you're just going about it all wrong. 100% you could have met & banged that girl with a better approach and no you wouldn't need to take her to a 5* restaurant.

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08-07-2017 , 05:06 AM
A few months to winter in Germany/Europe soon..hope you stay there/or in Asia..didn't want you to jump in front of incoming train OP..
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08-07-2017 , 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackHorsey
Why not just hop on Pinalove or tinder or smt? Should save you a lot of time, effort & awkward texts
because girls on Tinder
- are way worse quality than in malls or streets, I feel like the nut low of girls use Tinder
- have misleading pictures as opposed to being able to select them in person
- are not down to come straight to my condo after 5 texts, I don't know how you claiming this works for you do it. And I'm not gonna have 10 minute smalltalk with each girl just so that a one digit percentage of those girls I don't even like will come straight to my place. On top of that comes the time consumed selecting girls in that pool of 90% ugly girls which takes a lot of time.

Granted the ugly one I just posted has a worse face than some Tinder girls but she was an exception cuz I liked her body a lot. I'd taker her over 99% of Tinder girls.
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08-07-2017 , 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by samcx
Why are you making it so obvious you're so broke off the bat? If you want to meet her for one night then surely you can hide it before she goes... lines like 'I'm the poorest foreigner you'll ever meet' aren't going to seal the deal IMO.
I wanted to make it clear I'm not gonna take her out, not even to 7-Eleven
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08-07-2017 , 05:25 AM
If you're going to skip over normal conversation then at least be dominant about it not "try a white guy" and don't use the word slut ever.
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08-07-2017 , 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Info Shove
I don't think she cared about losing face at that point, especially being a bit drunk. She just wanted to change my mind and obv the alcohol may have made her more honest. I also don't think she thought anything bad of the word 'pretend' or knows that it's a very negative word in the West. Filipinas lie all the time and pretending all kinds of stuff may be seen as normal here (just speculating).
Saying that Filipinas lie all the time while at the same time you are secretly messaging other girls while professing your undying love to your girlfriend is pretty funny.

Stop trying to sugarcoat it, you are a BAD GUY, just accept it and move on to banging more chicks. Saying you are a nice person while giving her a creampie as punishment, trying to cheat while still in the relationship, banging her while she's emotionally vulnerable, are not what nice guys do.

The last girl is pretty low on the looks scale, and her body is pretty average to meh. Even though you're poor and don't want to spend, a young white guy like yourself should be able to do much better than this.

Oh wait, your personality and messaging skills are brutal. Fix those quick.
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08-07-2017 , 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer
If you're going to skip over normal conversation then at least be dominant about it not "try a white guy" and don't use the word slut ever.
I just copy pasted it trusting iLiveInAsia knows what's good. Should've waited for Pooter's line

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08-07-2017 , 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Ecoeco
Stop trying to sugarcoat it, you are a BAD GUY, just accept it and move on to banging more chicks. Saying you are a nice person while giving her a creampie as punishment, trying to cheat while still in the relationship, banging her while she's emotionally vulnerable, are not what nice guys do.
No, I'm just immature, horny and don't think about consequences.

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The last girl is pretty low on the looks scale, and her body is pretty average to meh. Even though you're poor and don't want to spend, a young white guy like yourself should be able to do much better than this.

Oh wait, your personality and messaging skills are brutal. Fix those quick.
Different people have different taste, especially in terms of body type. I like long legs and don't mind butt and tit size much. Despite her face to me she was one of 5 girls I decided to hand my number while walking around Greenbelt for 3 hours seeing hundreds of other girls.

Did my text game really ruin everything? To me it looked like she was not interested in coming to my place if I'm not gonna take her out first no matter what I say.
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08-07-2017 , 05:48 AM
Feel free to message me if you want someone to play Cyrano de bergurac
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08-07-2017 , 05:56 AM
What you're doing could surely easily end up with you being arrested IMO. Basically approaching normal girls in public places in the day time with no alternative offer other than coming to your room for sex... sexual harasssment or just being a creepy fker, either should probably get you deported. Sounds like you've been really lucky with the girls that rejected you so far.

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08-07-2017 , 06:11 AM
Out of 15 girls that have texted me from my notes she's the first whom I made it clear to that I just wanted to bang. And I only did it cuz I wanted to use a quote from someone ITT for the lulz as I had already nearly given up on her. If this one girl gets me arrested I'll be really unlucky, not lucky.

To the other girls I generally say after 30-60 min of texting that I want to watch a movie at my place which I think is the same thing k2d does.

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08-07-2017 , 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Info Shove
Nevermind, her response: Hahahah! The way u approached me last night was sort of cool but now you're so disappointing. (No offense too) I live in Boracay which is a party island where foreign guys come and go. And yes you are right cos if I'm a slut I could've said yes from your first invite �� anyway i don't see any point of talking to u anymore. Good luck with life and nice talk! Tschüss!
Damn what a princess but yeah already saw it coming.

samcx tell us all about your text game.

I'm a fairly straight up guy. Some girls like it because they always know my stance and I don't bull**** around. Wastes less time too.

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I'll go to Megamall later. I'm in urgent need of any remotely attractive sugar walls.
If you want to up your game try: Hey I like your X (if there is something positively remarkable like shirt, shoes w/e, style if fashionable etc.). Doesn't work so well in the pines as most basic bitches are utterly unremarkable carbon copies of each other, but if you notice something say it.

Unless she provides enough material for a couple minutes of easy smooth talk ask herif she got FB messenger, Whatsapp or w/e, add each other and tell her you gotta go.

Not creepy to groups of girls either if you aren't waaaay older.

On the rare occasions girls try to pick me up, that's how they do it (minus the IM exchange part) and it works quite well on them too.
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08-07-2017 , 06:30 AM
Continue to hand out notes
Offer K2D 5% of your monthly poker earnings
Let him take over the text game for you and he gets some kind of bonus every time you score.
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08-07-2017 , 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by samcx
What you're doing could surely easily end up with you being arrested IMO. Basically approaching normal girls in public places in the day time with no alternative offer other than coming to your room for sex... sexual harasssment or just being a creepy fker, either should probably get you deported. Sounds like you've been really lucky with the girls that rejected you so far.


The hatorade is strong on this one. Are you sure you aren't a woman?
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08-07-2017 , 07:19 AM
Male feminist SJW ?
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08-07-2017 , 07:20 AM
So she sucked your dick below average the whole time you were together and now that she realises you are about to break up with her, she magically knows how to suck dick? Seems like a freelancing hoe to me??
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