never change bros

Good lookout on some of those cryptos Boliver - was up till 3:30 am reading about them, will let know some thoughts at a later date.

Re: Expenses --> I will say, Taiwan will be more expensive than most people probably realize, but it is still within reason. I listed majority of my expenses a few pages back, so check that out, and if any other questions, shoot me a PM, would be answer to have any more detailed specifics. My first month, I was at an AirBnb for about $60 USD/night on Linsen North Road (red light area). Very small room, had AC, private toilet, pretty good location, and I got used to it. Surfing wise, it isn't a walk to the beach, but I just met a guy through a friend of a friend who surfs 2-3 times a week, and hops a bus and train to Yilan, but there's plenty of closer places I think, still at least 1.5 hours outside of the city.

Maybe it was an STI? The report just said something like positive due to bacillus. I think your classification probably better because I only get it after sex, and I don't think it is a prostate issue after all. Dong all cleared up now.

Off tomorrow from work, been doing 1 day off lately, kind of negotiated with the salary, so pretty happy to have a day off to focus on some other things, especially with the current position not my long-term goal. I did forget to mention, I am taking the Bar again this summer, but not going to write too much about it, because it ****ing blows to fail. So, that is occupying a bit of my time at night. Maybe a massage is in order.

G2a putting me to shame, lately with his degening, and loving every second of reading it. Also, doesn't hurt that he has like 1.5x more opportunity since he chops the ladyboys too.

Feel like I may need a Philippines trip in August to dish out some more Catholic guilt than already exists in that country.

Be great this weekend,

-Big Body

Hey, BBB, I'd love to step by Taiwan and visit ya.

The tough thing is brazilians need a Visa. Also wanna go to China. What city are you in, PRE? Don't wanna call ProblemEliminator PE lol

G2A, I heard they only started implementing visas for Brazilians after someone at the Foreign Affairs office started reading your thread.

Would be great to meet up, keep me posted, and feel free to ask any specific Qs you have, I think I can cover a wide range.

Also, went Tax Bureau today to pay taxes. Was very smooth, and luckily since I only started work in November, I didn't have to pay anything for 2016. So, I'm thinking I might just go pump out one of Taipei's finest working women this weekend as a "go me" type of thing.

-Triple B

To get everyone in the mood for the weekend, here's a picture of me after drinking too much tequila in Pittsburgh when I was 21. Don't be like this man, be better.



-Big Body

P.S. Shout-out to everyone who wears New Balances

Bubble Butt Boris

an ass like a rhino and educated about women's bodies like a gyno

You're a savage, Boris.

Heard this days ago 'Taiwanese girls love me, and I love Taiwanese girls'.

Is it really a popular saying?

Haha I think it is in reference to this famous MC Hotdog song called "I love Taiwanese girls, they love me." I don't think the saying is really that famous, but the song is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ8mn5fS5_M

Actually seen MC Hotdog twice, and was an absolute blast each time. One time with Esquire in Hong Kong, and once in Beijing.

The 41 year old is on her way over as we speak. Not sure if I'm that pumped, considering it's gonna be a drawn out, boring interaction. Made it clear I'm just looking or something casual. Hopefully that happens. Will keep posted.

-Bubble Butt Boris

I guess not a terrible chain of events, the 41 year old came over (found out she's actually 43, but that could have even been a lie). I straight up told her in my text to "wear sexy underwear," because there was no way I was sitting through a movie with her without something at the end to look forward to. After my hand wandered down a little during the movie, it became obvious that my suggestion did not go ignored. Got to watch a movie I wanted to see, called "Meet the Patels," and then she acted all shy and I kissed her, and next thing I know, she just went right from that one kiss to taking off my pants.

Like I said, I thought she was a midget at first she was so small, but when the clothes came off, it was actually great, and was nice to have more confirmation she's not a midget. I think my buddy from work put it best, that I don't want to have sex with a midget not because they are a midget, but because I'll probably love it way too much and then end up with some lifelong fetish. She did make a comment earlier how her body is kind of like a 15 year old's, and I guess I'd have to agree, but then again, I haven't slept with a 15 year old since I was 15, and with the girl's I see on Maury and Steve Wilkos, maybe she'd be built more like a 9 year old by 2017 standards.

The sex, pretty mediocre, partly because I kind of had to piss so it was like a 3/4 boner, topped with the fact that I cracked stick a bit before she got here. I'm also literally like 0/5 in the last five girls with them having just a normal smelling vagina. As Patrice O'neal said, once he put the condom on, the "whomp whomp" music would start playing. I hear the "whomp whomp," every time I flip over a girl and that smell just wafts right up to your nostrils. I kind of imagine it if the smell were colored, that it would look like a french inhale of sorts that people do when smoking, but right up to my nostrils from a small Asian ******* and vagina.

In true Taiwanese fashion, after we finished, she opened up a red envelope full of this fruit that tasted and smelled like cigarettes, raisins, and chewing tobacco, and a steamed sesame bun that had the napkin essentially melted into it.

At the beginning of the night, she said she was taking the metro home, and immediately after she asked if she could stay, but I played it off that I mentally was then in the mindset she was leaving, so don't think I'd be that much fun if she stayed. Overall, productivity-wise, I give the day a 0/10, maybe a 1/10 because I ate a leftover burrito and cleaned my apartment, and I give the night a 4.5/10. It's sad that I'm pretty content with a 4.5/10, but you take what you can get.

Also, while everyone in the InfoShove thread is talking about fasting, I have McDelivery on the way with a double cheeseburger and a McFlurry. Stay thirsty my friends.

-Baby Boner Boris

Don't start it or we will derail your thread too
You CAN fast and still eat bigmacs man REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you should go to Brazil, there we can **** actual 15 year olds
Hnnnnnng dat prime age body is so ****n tight

I just got a bj from a 35~ on Thursday. Their flabby bodies are disgusting ugh. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do right

How did you meet her? Good defusing on the sleepover situation boss

Also on midget sex. Any of your buddies ever done it? Female midgets are too ugly but perhaps we could do a gangbang with a male midget on the middle

Also I've fooked a one legged girl and a paraplegic as well

No bro us Americans have laws that follow us all over the world. Its illegal to bang a girl under 18 any time were traveling to anywhere regardless of the countries laws. I've heard they have undercovers in certain countries like Cambodia that watch for that sheit too. Not that im into the young girls i actually dont mind them a bit older.

Nice bang Boris. I'd of let her stayed the night and banged her out in the morning i think. I always like some morning sex. Guess your way is smart though because then you dont have to think of excuse to kick her out in the morning. Smaller girls for sure can look alot younger then they're. So i can imagine her still being cute as a 40ish small milf.

G2a: Looking up now, I had no idea age of consent in Brazil is 14, so I understand that might be more normalized down there, but as YF put, being from the U.S. it's a lot different, and we don't roll that way. I definitely do take issue with some of these very low age of consent laws, especially after working in human rights and seeing and hearing some terrible things. To me 15 is a child, even 17 is.

Re: the 35 year old, I actually kind of prefer "real bodies," that have a bit wear and tear, because at the end of the day, I think they know how to use it better, and are more sexually confident. I also just think the touch of an older woman carries a certain amount of warmth that a lot of younger women don't have. Sure milfs can be cold once and a while, but they are old and mother's, they have those maternal instincts. Don't know of any buddies who have slept with a midget, but my buddy Big Dick (BDB), who I've mentioned, he would be the most likely too.

YF: Yeah she definitely was cute for 43, will post a picture in a bit. Maybe I'm just such a one and done man, but if I get off, unless I really like the girl, I usually just prefer to sleep and not be bothered in the morning.

I met the 43 year old on Bumble, essentially a Tinder app, but the girl has to message you first. It is kind of nice because it cuts out the desperation and indignity with some of these messages we (as guys) end up sending to get a girl to respond to. Tired of these profiles on Tinder that say, "send me your funniest joke and make me laugh." How about you make me laugh lady? Because I guarantee I'm way funnier than you and anyone who puts that in their profile, their character and personality is much more up in the air than mine.

Also, G2a, your penis is going nowhere near mine, and I think the only gangbang I'd do is one of those reverse Japanese gangbangs, where it's like 10 women and just you.

I think because I have a later birthday, and my parents had the choice to hold me back with kids my age or send me forward with my actual friends, and they sent me forward; that I have always been surrounded by older women and thus very attracted to them. I hadn't ever actually hooked up with anyone younger than me until senior year of university (surprisingly after a good amount of people too), and she was only 2 years younger. When I went back like 2 years after graduating when she was a senior, to help my brother moved in, she had contacted me like 2 weeks before, and we agreed to meet up for some good times. Girls can be so sneaky, because she was literally 70 pounds heavier and a completely different looking person. I also ended up being very drunk and pissing her bed.

Just overall not into younger women, and much prefer someone a bit older. Maybe I do have an Oedipus Complex, my friend's sure like to think so. Met this one girl in Hong Kong when I was 21, we go out for a night on the town, things are great, she decides it's time to go back to mine, I agree. We stop at her place so she can get some things for the next day, which turned out to be about an hour cab ride away, get back to mine, do the deed, much loud queefing, wake up the next morning, and she's dressed in a catholic school girl's uniform. I almost had a heart attack, because I thought I was going to end up in prison for statutory rape, because I realized she had actually never told me her age. Make her show me her ID, and see that she's actually 19 and the outfit for some vocational school that she attends. You can bet I breathed a sigh of relief, because by my moral standards, that would have been incredibly wrong. I do understand it is relative though, and a debate on the merits of certain laws across the world could go down many paths, and yield a lot of conflicting answers, so I'll probably stay away from that.

Have to meet the 43 year old right now because she left her glasses at my place. Girls always leaving **** to mark their territory and so they can come back and convince themselves it wasn't just a one time thing.

Off to a cool little coffee shop in Shida (university) area. I could never live in this area, because it is actually just all 19-23 year olds walking around in short skirts and tight shorts. I'd just be absolutely rabid, and don't think I'd ever leave the area. A kid from work told me that I should put out my picture and number on the school bulletin board there to look for language exchange, but obviously not for language exchange. Considering it.

Be great people,

-BBB

I've actually never done any kind of threesome, and no worry bud im no phag

The 18 year old thing is pretty interesting. I take it from an instinctive standpoint : big curves = turn on. Child's body = turn off. Here in Asia, for an example, I have no interest in some 20 year olds cause they look like children. Meanwhile in Brazil, there are 14's that have full booty and tits on. But I completelly understand that americans don't consider 17yos and below sexually availiable

Yeah the girls I see on Maury or Jerry Springer could pass for 25 year old women, while some Asian women in their 40s don't look old enough to ride a bicycle without training wheels.

So the stakes have been upped a bit for the Bar exam. Work pulled me aside and told me the woman as general counsel is leaving and that if I pass, they'd like to move me into that position with higher pay, etc...Also offered to pay all my costs associated with the Bar. Kind of feeling the pressure and fire under my ass. I think I need a tutor or something, the equity of passing just too high and surely worth $1500 to spend on the tutor.

Hopefully I'm not a big ****ing bozo this time. What odds would someone lay?

-Big Body

the bar exam for where? Is each states different?

Hey PE: the Uniform Bar Exam(UBE) accepted in 23 states (or something like that). The rest are state specific. I'll be doing New York which uses the UBE.

I'm about 90 percent sure if you fail 4 or 5 times like Bobby Kennedy, your likelihood of dying in a plane crash goes up 10 fold, like him. Really hoping that's not the case for me.

-Big Bozo Boris

ah, interesting. So your work in Taibei wants you to pass the NY Bar?

I think just any Bar, since the lady above me is leaving. But we are also a US company. I don't like the company a ton to be honest, but if it meant a significant raise and more autonomy, that would be great and keep me in Taipei, as a transition role until I can get back to HK. Also, would be able to pocket quite a bit if I got it.

Purchased 50k Siacoin the other day, going to buy another 30k tonight I think. I think I will cap my crypto portfolio at 4 or 5, which right now I hold:

1. BTC
2. ETH
3. XRP
4. SC (Siacoin)

May buy into some Golem, Gnosis or Iconomi.

Drunk Step-Dad messaged me today (mentioned a bit earlier in thread), and one of my best friends. He left around the same time I did (Oct), and headed down to Chile to surf and hang on the beach. Is in Colombia now. Sent me a few pics after he slept with some Colombian porn star. Glad to hear that he is going to be home (New Hampshire) starting in June. Big Dick's birthday today as well, so I chatted with him last night. Excited to see the boys.

Living abroad is great, but in my opinion, nothing beats the bros back home. 4 day weekend coming up, which I'm looking forward to. Going to an izakaya Friday, and then not sure what will do the rest of the weekend.

-Big Bozo

Interesting day in the office - no one in management is really in, except for one dude who is a big proponent of hitting the sauce. He brought in a watermelon and bottle of vodka after seeing one of those videos on letting the watermelon soak everything up. Turns out, that takes days, and from what I've read, it doesn't even work sometimes.

Seems like we are just going to dump the vodka in and throw the watermelon chunks back in. Tonight is my night off from studying, so could be a lecherous night if we get at the watermelon soon.



-Big Benincasa Boris

why is that watermelon yellow?

Do you still find it annoying that it's impossible to get actual napkins and have to wipe your face with tissues (i assume it's the same in Taiwan province)?

which porn star??

also why sc over maid?

Friday ended up pretty tame. Went to a great izakaya with some guys from work, drank a bit, but nothing more than that. The izakaya was in the heart of The Combat Zone, which I may have previously mentioned. An area where the military used to go to hook, and is occupied by Filipina bars, and cheap booze. One guy and I swung over to one of the popular bars, called Little Manila (I think), and it was just quite depressing. Just a bunch of old dudes sitting, smoking, and playing dice. It kind of echoed what I had heard about The Combat Zone, that it is just kind of deserted now, and really not an area ripe for sin, like it once was.

PE: I didn't even know about yellow watermelons until Taiwan. I guess the biggest difference between yellow and red, is that the yellow is much sweeter, with people saying it has a honey taste of sorts. It's pretty ****ing delicious, but I gotta go team red any day of the week. Re: napkins, yeah it's a pretty big pain in the ass that there aren't just standard napkins everywhere. There is this beef noodle place I love, but it really irritates me when needing a napkin I either have to go up to some tissue dispenser on the wall, and in an undignified manner just stand there for 3 minutes, pulling single tissue out by single tissue. The good news is I still use regular toilet paper, also the squatters are few and far between in this city. I load up on paper towels for my apartment too, and have been known to resort to using those or McDonald's napkins to wipe my ass.

In Beijing, I wouldn't feel safe going out unless I had a pack of tissues or two in my pocket, since most bathrooms wouldn't have toilet paper. In Taiwan, this man roams tissue-less, comforted by the fact that he could walk into almost anywhere and take a somewhat civilized dump.

Boliver: Can pm you the name of the girl, looks like she is a ********** girl, which I've never used.

I'd say Siacoin was probably my lease researched investment so far, but a few things that I chose SC over Maidsafe, is Maidsafe seems like a bigger gamble currently and doesn't use proof of work. From what I've read, SC is much cheaper for uploaders, and Maidsafe has been described in a perpetual vaporware state. I bought some more, so am holding about 100k SC now. Pretty happy to get in at 6/10ths of a cent or so. Here is link to their Trello roadmap: https://trello.com/b/Io1dDyuI/sia-public-roadmap.

We have a four day weekend, so heading to a cafe for a bit to study. Had an offer to go to a potluck this afternoon, but feeling kind of guilty for lack of study the last two days.

-BBB