Interesting situations brewing on the female front. I guess it is one of those things where it comes in waves. However, I can't say I'm entirely pleased at all my options, as they are all offset by some wildcard factors. The following in no particular order.
Girl 1: US educated, decent body, lives very close (could be good and bad), just broke up with her boyfriend, met on Tinder, already on same terms we just want some good ole fashioned, unadulterated, horizontal dancing. Downside, she has this kind of crazy look in her eye, a sort of mix between the ******ed guy from It's Always Sunny that Dee Dates, and Krazee-Eyez Killa from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Also, already sense there is a potential for clingy-ness.
Girl 2: Should probably phrase this as woman 2, as this is a straight up 41 year old cougar. Decent looks, a bit older face, not the best body, still skinny. Kind of in that mother mentality where she tries to recommend all this **** that you don't really need, and gets mad if you don't agree or want to do it. Straight up asked me how my sperm was and if I could give her a child. I'd say that is the negative there.
Girl 3: US educated, not great face, good body, had great conversation when went out on a date. A bit sporadic and kind of moody. Kind of pissed me off that after 1 date she thought she could just crash at my place whenever she felt like, and has been calling me at like 4am trying to come over. Held off for now, but may give in.
Girl 4: Straight up Mainland lady, who is kind of the definition of the left-over women (Chinese term for women after 27 looking for love). Rough lookin' face, too much makeup, bad english, but huge, and I mean, huge but good titties. This is all from pics. Her and I chatted a while ago on Tinder, but faded out after I was drunk and told her me and Esquire would tag team her. Now she messaged me outta nowhere wanting to take me up on the offer, but seemed to settle when I said 1 New Hampshire moccasin will have to do.
-Boris