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Old 09-24-2018, 09:41 PM   #1
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My life here in Brazil farming and teaching MMA

Hey there, friends. After going to Asia last year, I came back home and am living quite a cool life here in Brazil.

Because I the non-touristy areas (my state included) are not very known around the world, I've decided to make this thread, tell some stories and post some pics (also some ppl asked for it)

I thought about posting all in Boris' thread because it's one of the best ones out there but figured it might not be cool to disrupt his amazing and actually interesting travel story with my shenanigans.
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Some info on me: 25 years old, ex poker player. I now work at the family farm(30 min from town), and live in a rented 3br house near the city center. I receive volunteers from all over the world to work in the farm through the website Workaway. I'm also thinking about putting an extra room on AirBnB.

As a hobby(and future profession I hope), I teach martial arts in general (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai, Boxing and freestyle Wrestling).

And last but not least: I love banging lots of chicks, which combined with my low standards, results in very high numbers.



Thanks for reading.
Going to post some pics and stories later!
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Old 09-24-2018, 10:00 PM   #2
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Some pics from my life:

Me (red shirt) and a couple of volunteers


Two german hitchhikers camped at the farm and helped me out with some work


Fun night with friends, mimic games and karaoke at the farm


I'm the king of the jungle


Some more volunteers

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Old 09-24-2018, 10:11 PM   #3
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I've been bangin this girl for 2 years, she's really cool. Only bugged me asking for a relationship twice.

Besides the first time I met her in a party and one other day we bumped randomly in the city, we had sex every single time we saw each oter, in every imaginable place.

We have just made a bet last week:
She's going to start working out and eating well. She needs to reach X weight in the basic exercises (following Stronglifts 5x5 program)

If she wins, I'll take her to camp somewhere nice
If she loses, we'll do a 3some (with a girl of course)

https://imgur.com/LaD8kY8
here's a video of her doing the deadlift (form is a little bad but we are fixing it)
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Old 09-25-2018, 05:06 AM   #4
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Re: My life here in Brazil farming and teaching MMA

Best way to wake up on a Tuesday is seeing that G2A started a thread. Subbed and can't wait for the updates. You'z a legend.

Best,

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Old 09-25-2018, 05:38 AM   #5
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What are your martial arts credentials?
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Old 09-25-2018, 07:33 AM   #6
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HBB pic for new thread good luck

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Old 09-25-2018, 07:40 AM   #7
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In for shenanigans
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Old 09-25-2018, 10:20 AM   #8
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Re: My life here in Brazil farming and teaching MMA

sick **** mate, will be following closely

What's your overall day like on the farm?

and man you look like a really happy innocent chill dude, it's camouflaging your inner sick **** really well. Girls don't know what hit em
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Old 09-25-2018, 10:40 AM   #9
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That starbucks slave labor looks really blown out of proportion.
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Old 09-25-2018, 12:53 PM   #10
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What are your martial arts credentials?
purple belt under Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu in BJJ, 5 years training, went to the US twice to practice both BJJ and Wrestling, won a tourney there and got 2nd place in another. Total grappling fights I think I have 34 with a record of 25-9 (could be mistaken on exact numbers cause it's just from my memory)

On striking (muay thai, boxing) I've done a lot of training and teaching but have never competed (teacher in my gym left and I was put in charge so it's hard to get trained). I'm seriously debating going to Asia again to practice striking and eventually fight, maybe this thread will give me motivation cause I don't wanna look like a pussy having not competed 1 year from now


two students going for the kill in boxing after a class

some of my friends after playin basketball

recently banged this girl, she's very cool. does everything I ask her to. this is my house in the city, which I recently rented. it's still crap but I'm improving it

me and girl from theater class in a motel room



quality of my girls have been crap lately, but quantity is going great. There's at least 4 I can call at any moment and bang. I'm gonna try to step up quality (but it's boring cause the hotter girls want dates etc)

at the moment my girls are
1. blondie from deadlift video
2. medical student with pointy nose but hot body - gonna try to get one pic from this one, she's nice
3. green eyes one with the sign on the pic
4. 35 year old (that's what she says, could be more) feminist literature teacher who gives me nice books every time I go visit her


had a terrible date yesterday, thought the girl was someone I already knew (I met this girl who's an italian teacher and has short hair, Tinder girl looked much alike and had a tatoo with italian flag) but in reality tinder girl was fat as hell. I was going to bang but she didn't want to put massage cream in her pussy, so I rolled over and pretended to be sleepy. Then she left
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Old 09-25-2018, 12:59 PM   #11
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those cars were going too slow so I turned into The Hulk and smashed them


had too many drinks in my birthday party
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Old 09-25-2018, 01:12 PM   #12
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I was going to bang but she didn't want to put massage cream in her pussy, so I rolled over and pretended to be sleepy.
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Old 09-25-2018, 01:21 PM   #13
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Awesome, in
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Old 09-25-2018, 03:06 PM   #14
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I was going to bang but she didn't want to put massage cream in her pussy, so I rolled over and pretended to be sleepy.



***was funny tho

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Old 09-25-2018, 04:31 PM   #15
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cool thread, looking forward to stories and pics

out of interest how come people would want to work on a farm for no pay though?
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Old 09-25-2018, 06:11 PM   #16
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the massage cream was one of those "cold at first but then it becomes hot as ****". I wanted to put it there to mess with her and she said first "no" and then "NO". So it was a great excuse for me to not bang her (didn't want to hurt poor girl's feelings)


the volunteers work for only 30 hours a week maximum (and I actually make them work 25max). In exchange, they get free food and housing. It's a nice way to travel without spending much, you just gotta pick the right hosts. I've been a volunteer twice and hosted about 10 people so far
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Old 09-26-2018, 04:42 AM   #17
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What do you weigh and what do you teach exactly? Is it like a classroom setting and you teach a specific thing each day? Do your students roll?
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Old 09-26-2018, 04:43 AM   #18
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The white to hide the penis on that motel pic is slightly oversized imo. Nice thread tho, your life sounds cool
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Old 09-26-2018, 03:30 PM   #19
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I weigh around 73 kilograms (1,76 tall). My classes atm are private, to 1 or 2 students at a time. They are beginners, so I'm teaching them striking first (boxing, muay thai and some clinching)

However I'm starting a training group with more experienced friends. Had the first session yesterday, gonna have one more today. We will certainly roll soon (I'm teaching them the striking/wrestling for now, but there's a brown belt who will give us BJJ classes)

thanks, BKKYOLO

I've been watching a lot of porn lately... even makes me not have the drive to invite girls over. I'm starting a Noporn challenge right now! I can jerk off or have sex but can't watch porn. Aim is 30 days
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Old 09-26-2018, 05:21 PM   #20
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Oh that's cool. I'd love to try 1 on 1 lessons for bjj.
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Old 09-26-2018, 07:54 PM   #21
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In for cauliflower ears and lifting + BJJ content...

You should def try to get back into poker heard it's dec income in brazil compared to like doctors wages etc., seems like ur chilling for the most part
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Old 09-27-2018, 11:55 AM   #22
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BGP I think 1 on 1 is great to start with, so that you can get the technique faster and near perfectly, but later on a group is needed for rolling (can't do it just with the teacher, you need real competition)

got my ass whooped by a friends on strict muay thai training yesterday... it had been long since I didn't spar with someone good

Eudaimonia, I sometimes think about poker but the problem is: both MMA and poker are activities where you need to be really good to go somewhere... half-assing them is just a recipe for disaster so for now I'll keep the cards on hold... EDIT: plus I have a job that pays decent money for the hours (350$ a month plus a big ass comission of probably $6k in April) and that pays the bills

maybe some live on the weekends? The field is really soft here. The casuals are SO much crazier than people in Asia or Europe... open raise 10x UTG with 77 kinda guys. Once had a guy open shove 100bb from UTG (TWELVE PLAYERS ON THE TABLE) and show JJ... "can't give AK a chance" lol


here's a pic of my white board, it helps a lot with following plans etc.

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Old 09-27-2018, 12:26 PM   #23
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Nice thread bro, something new that keeps the travel section alive.

6k a month in Brazil sounds like millionaire tier. It's pretty good money even in western Europe.

I personally stay away from live poker. Too many sketchy people and next thing you know some gangster that thinks you're rich sends people to rob you or to kidnap your family, especially in a country like Brazil, but maybe I'm too paranoid
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Old 09-27-2018, 05:14 PM   #24
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BGP I think 1 on 1 is great to start with, so that you can get the technique faster and near perfectly, but later on a group is needed for rolling (can't do it just with the teacher, you need real competition)

got my ass whooped by a friends on strict muay thai training yesterday... it had been long since I didn't spar with someone good

Eudaimonia, I sometimes think about poker but the problem is: both MMA and poker are activities where you need to be really good to go somewhere... half-assing them is just a recipe for disaster so for now I'll keep the cards on hold... EDIT: plus I have a job that pays decent money for the hours (350$ a month plus a big ass comission of probably $6k in April) and that pays the bills

maybe some live on the weekends? The field is really soft here. The casuals are SO much crazier than people in Asia or Europe... open raise 10x UTG with 77 kinda guys. Once had a guy open shove 100bb from UTG (TWELVE PLAYERS ON THE TABLE) and show JJ... "can't give AK a chance" lol
Yeah i mean im def not trying to tell u what to do and i agree with u right now im in school trying to get my stupid BA degree and im physically weaker then i was in high school (poker did this to me haha) and still trying to make time for poker, hard to balance stuff in ur life without taking into account a lot of factors for sure.

Once you get good enough i think u tech can half ass poker (cash games at least) like if ur first starting out and not knowing what ur doing or how poker really works etc. not familiar with solvers or ranges then yeah that's def a recipe for disaster also it depends on what stakes ur playing anything under 100nl and 5/10 i think thats where u can draw the threshold imo

Maybe i just want to do too many things at once maybe i shud give up poker for a long time like where is it even going in the long term haha ik for a fact id rather die then live to be 30 years old and physically weak as ****, really depends what ur goals are though like u mentioned as well

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Old 09-27-2018, 06:18 PM   #25
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I get 6k a year comission, not every month lol
My total monthly budget is around 1k usd if you add up the farm work+teaching+driving uber sometimes

I've been a poker reg for 2 years, used to make around 900usd a month (low volume, decent winrates) on 25NL zoom and then Spin&Gos, joined SmartSpin but got sick of the grind

It's not dangerous to play live poker at all here (at least in the places I've been), never heard of someone getting mugged after a session or something like that. There are plenty of rich drunk farmers/businessmen that would be much of an easier target and even them are safe
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