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06-28-2012 , 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Vucking Vish
U guys back to talking about sensible **** again? Here's some pussy to divert your attention

do you deliberately source ugly/mediocre/male 'women' to post on here? hope you dont pay for them as wel
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06-28-2012 , 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by PeoplesElbow
i think in the past 20 pages, not a single picture of a women has been posted yet


Are there any clubs in bangkok without the absurd Farang entry fee? usually 400bhat.

I know Khao San road clubs have free entry, but id rather stick my head in a pot of battery acid, then get shocked by a 100 tazer guns at full voltage then get buakkaied by Ron Jermay before id ever step on that street


If not are the bar type places which offer room for dancing without a cover charge? Im looking for places were I can take women on dates, and I can get them drunk then proceed to dry hump them on the dancefloor.
most of the thai places on thonglor/ekamai or ratchada usually doesnt have an entry fee.
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06-28-2012 , 10:55 AM
some quotes:

first i get a message: "You are the type of Thailand or not."
then: "I'm sorry, I want to say you are work Thai or not."

I like this one too: "I thank you so much that I remember." (means to say she is happy I remember her IMO)

very nice girl fwiw
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06-28-2012 , 10:59 AM
"My friend, she really like yooouuuuuuuuu"

"You no liiiiiiiiike meeeeeeeee.*»

are the most common ones. along with «*how long you stay here*» .

also what satisfaction do the people here get out of calling other people’s sexytime partners ugly/unattractive? is it that hard to simply abstain from commenting?
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06-28-2012 , 11:02 AM
^agreed although i do it myself :$


my friend was black and a women in a go go bar shouted out "I like choc-oooo-lhattee" were all busted out laughing, he thought she was being racist .

I was in phuket one night comming back to the hostel like 5am. A ladyboy was on a moped and said

"u want me baby"

me: "no thanks im going to bed"

him/her: "come take me, you can **** me so hard, I want your dick" looked me dead in the eyes and said that. I shat bricks



"were you fhrom" is a common one, if you say a wesntern country u they charge (try) you more, I just say im from papa new guina, total mind ****.
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06-28-2012 , 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by scroosko
do you deliberately source ugly/mediocre/male 'women' to post on here? hope you dont pay too much for them as wel
FYP
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06-28-2012 , 11:05 AM
some1 post some hot thai girls...the last few pagers are full of munters lol
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06-28-2012 , 11:05 AM
tbf when im sober I want to smash a 10/10. After 4-5 shots, ill smash anything with a heartbeat. after 10shots, if its a hole im going in.

this is an normal girl im meeting there I hope this approves peoples taste ITT.






mabye working girl high class kind IDK














a guys who im couch surfing with


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06-28-2012 , 11:06 AM
I go to this restaurant everyday and one day the owner’s sister (? might be her daughter who knows.) is there working. So after she gives me a few looks the owner says to me as she points her:

«*she sees her*»

Spoiler:
which meant something like she noticed you lol
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06-28-2012 , 11:12 AM
^she hot . ask to taste her clams
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06-28-2012 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by scroosko
do you deliberately source ugly/mediocre/male 'women' to post on here? hope you dont pay for them as wel
Here's one you might even have a shot with.

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06-28-2012 , 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by vomit
"My friend, she really like yooouuuuuuuuu"

"You no liiiiiiiiike meeeeeeeee.*»

are the most common ones. along with «*how long you stay here*» .

also what satisfaction do the people here get out of calling other people’s sexytime partners ugly/unattractive? is it that hard to simply abstain from commenting?
is it hard for people to abstain from posting pictures of prostitutes/girlfriends/whatever etc on a public forum without their permission
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06-28-2012 , 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Vucking Vish
Here's one you might even have a shot with.

tell her to pm me. im only a 90 min flight away
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06-28-2012 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by scroosko
is it hard for people to abstain from posting pictures of prostitutes/girlfriends/whatever etc on a public forum without their permission
Yes it is now fook off if you don't like it
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06-28-2012 , 12:04 PM
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Yes it is now fook off if you don't like it
all good mate. keep posting and i will keep lurking
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06-28-2012 , 12:08 PM
Where You Go?

Hello handsome man. Come inside have a look please. Welcome. Sit here OK. What you drink? Carlsberg no have. No have long time. Heineken same OK? Moment please. Have a look, many pretty lady for you.

You want? You want lady sit you tell me. What? OK, I sit with you. You handsome man. Pen knon arai? You speak Thai? Nit noi? I speak English little bit. Where you come from? America? Cannot. I think you look same same Hong Kong. No? Not same? Your face I think no look American. Live America, OK, I know, but your face look—OK, OK, American.

My name Lek.

You stay hotel? Work Thailand? Have condo? How long you stay Thailand? One year, why you no speak Thai? You need Thai teacher? I teach you Thai. You like Thailand? Sanook di mai? Khao jai mai? Oh, you can speak Thai. Geng maak. How old you? I think you look younger. You look – very good, very good. Me? Twenty-two. Work here two year. I no see you here before, you not come? I used to dancing dancing but now just welcome. Dancing too much talk talk okay better.

Can you buy me drink?

I come Buri Ram. You know? Isaan. North-east Thailand. Very beautiful. Many girl work here come Isaan, you know? You go Isaan? No? Very hot. Bangkok better, have friend here. Live with my sister. Father mother me have farm in Buri Ram, rambutan. You know rambutan? Only summer, aloi maak. Very good but money no good. You have brother sister? No? stay alone? Have wife? No? Girlfriend? I think you have many many. No?

Cheers.

Have no boyfriend. Have boyfriend before but no boyfriend now. Have Thai boyfriend Buri Ram but no good. Thai man no good, drink too much no work. I have farang boyfriend in Bangkok but he go back Israel. I no see him long time but he call me. He want me to stop work bar but he no give me money. I work bar send money to father mother Buri Ram, have no boyfriend. Have to take care sister me.

You buy drink for my friend? My sister, name Noi. Not same sister me live together, this my sister work bar. You have friend, can go with Noi. No? You like other lady, you tell me I bring. Me? You like me? You want I go with you. Can pay bar fine 500 baht OK? You like me I happy can go with you. OK mai?

Where you go?

You no like me? Where you go? I go with you. We go dancing OK? Have disco open late, I know can go. You pay bar I go with you. What? Meet you? I meet you? Cannot. Work here. You pay bar I go. You no pay bar I no go. Pay bar OK? Work late. After? After work go home? Can go dancing, but go now. You pay bar I go now. Why you no pay bar? Where you go?

OK, check. You give tip for me? No? You no like me? Where you go? Go home now? OK, I go with you! Just joking. Next time. You come back I go with you.
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06-28-2012 , 12:18 PM
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06-28-2012 , 12:20 PM
I'm pretty sure I met the same girl... what are the odds.. small world out there.

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Where You Go?

Hello handsome man. Come inside have a look please. Welcome. Sit here OK. What you drink? Carlsberg no have. No have long time. Heineken same OK? Moment please. Have a look, many pretty lady for you.
etc etc etc....
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06-28-2012 , 12:40 PM
often I here from the girls and the occasional guy

"is in yet"?
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06-28-2012 , 03:45 PM
"when you finnesh?"
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06-28-2012 , 03:45 PM
it hasent been ask for a page or so, so I figure id ask. What is the best 3g internet company to use
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06-28-2012 , 03:56 PM
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it hasent been ask for a page or so, so I figure id ask. What is the best 3g internet company to use
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06-28-2012 , 04:53 PM
resetdave from Stars on here? If so pm me plz.
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06-28-2012 , 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Spudhead
Where You Go?

Hello handsome man. Come inside have a look please. Welcome. Sit here OK. What you drink? Carlsberg no have. No have long time. Heineken same OK? Moment please. Have a look, many pretty lady for you.

You want? You want lady sit you tell me. What? OK, I sit with you. You handsome man. Pen knon arai? You speak Thai? Nit noi? I speak English little bit. Where you come from? America? Cannot. I think you look same same Hong Kong. No? Not same? Your face I think no look American. Live America, OK, I know, but your face look—OK, OK, American.

My name Lek.

You stay hotel? Work Thailand? Have condo? How long you stay Thailand? One year, why you no speak Thai? You need Thai teacher? I teach you Thai. You like Thailand? Sanook di mai? Khao jai mai? Oh, you can speak Thai. Geng maak. How old you? I think you look younger. You look – very good, very good. Me? Twenty-two. Work here two year. I no see you here before, you not come? I used to dancing dancing but now just welcome. Dancing too much talk talk okay better.

Can you buy me drink?

I come Buri Ram. You know? Isaan. North-east Thailand. Very beautiful. Many girl work here come Isaan, you know? You go Isaan? No? Very hot. Bangkok better, have friend here. Live with my sister. Father mother me have farm in Buri Ram, rambutan. You know rambutan? Only summer, aloi maak. Very good but money no good. You have brother sister? No? stay alone? Have wife? No? Girlfriend? I think you have many many. No?

Cheers.

Have no boyfriend. Have boyfriend before but no boyfriend now. Have Thai boyfriend Buri Ram but no good. Thai man no good, drink too much no work. I have farang boyfriend in Bangkok but he go back Israel. I no see him long time but he call me. He want me to stop work bar but he no give me money. I work bar send money to father mother Buri Ram, have no boyfriend. Have to take care sister me.

You buy drink for my friend? My sister, name Noi. Not same sister me live together, this my sister work bar. You have friend, can go with Noi. No? You like other lady, you tell me I bring. Me? You like me? You want I go with you. Can pay bar fine 500 baht OK? You like me I happy can go with you. OK mai?

Where you go?

You no like me? Where you go? I go with you. We go dancing OK? Have disco open late, I know can go. You pay bar I go with you. What? Meet you? I meet you? Cannot. Work here. You pay bar I go. You no pay bar I no go. Pay bar OK? Work late. After? After work go home? Can go dancing, but go now. You pay bar I go now. Why you no pay bar? Where you go?

OK, check. You give tip for me? No? You no like me? Where you go? Go home now? OK, I go with you! Just joking. Next time. You come back I go with you.

best post in this thread! And you seem to spend a lot of time at bars
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