In Patong, I ordered three dishes and some nan from
this Indian restaurant to be delivered. When the driver came, I was presented with an itemized bill for 1200 baht. I said "holy [censored], this better be the best Indian food I've had in my life." And it actually was so I couldn't complain.
The best BBQ chicken is at a stand on the beach road right before Phuket Graceland on the righthand side.
I'm moving to Bangkok on Wednesday and my hot 21-year-old sister is coming to visit on Friday, so hit me up if you want to get a beer or something.