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08-31-2009 , 03:30 AM

#8251

wat.

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 864

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Originally Posted by Antibes

wat.,

wat LOL

oh **** didn't see that one coming

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08-31-2009 , 03:31 AM

#8252

wat.

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 864

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Originally Posted by Slifdog

WAT!

OMG WTF

please tell me you're story is a level and you are a creative writer.

not a level

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08-31-2009 , 03:31 AM

#8253

Antibes

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 83

Almost def not a level but I have never seen or heard of anything like that dangling skin business - thats pretty creepy. Also D- to you for doing that chic w/ no condom. You don't get an F cuz I would have done the same thing lol

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08-31-2009 , 03:38 AM

#8254

Lessu

Thailand Guru

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,069

nice tr sir

also wtf

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08-31-2009 , 04:02 AM

#8255

Antibes

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 83

thailovelinks.com

anybody ever try this site to pick up chics?

i've known about it for a long time but figured it was just bar girls trying to con dumb foreigners who've never even been to thailand. but a pretty hot, hiso girl i know met and married some dude she met on there.

i think already being in thailand would make this a pretty solid way to get laid with some decent chics.

thoughts?

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08-31-2009 , 04:03 AM

#8256

Slifdog

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 578

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Originally Posted by wat.

not a level

Do you have any regard for your wellbeing?

There were so many points in you're story that could have ended with you being fleeced or killed!!! I do not even know where to begin.

With your appetite for risk, you must be a PLO reg!

Reinforces the axiom:
Crazy woman = good and easy sex

wow, just wow

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08-31-2009 , 04:10 AM

#8257

Antibes

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 83

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Originally Posted by Slifdog

gtfo you ever been to koh pha ngan? he was never going to get fleeced or killed at any point. only risk is teh aids

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08-31-2009 , 04:24 AM

#8258

Slifdog

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 578

nope never been anywhere in SE Asia but,,,,

I am coming over in October and staying through mid December.

I am spending some time in Taiwan, Manilla and Macau and I am deciding where in Thailand to visit as well - thus my avid readership OTT

Sorry, it sounded VERY scary to jump on a motorbike at night with a strange girl, get taken to a desolate area and then to begin fornication proceedings while a large knife is resting on her nightstand!!!!!!!!!!

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08-31-2009 , 04:27 AM

#8259

wat.

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 864

well yeah teh aids is probably the main risk...if i had a lot of money or like my passport or something i agree it would've been pretty risky, but i doubt i was ever in danger of being killed or physically harmed in any way.

****ing plastic bag of ID's and **** still confuses me tho LOL

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08-31-2009 , 04:30 AM

#8260

wat.

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 864

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Originally Posted by Slifdog

your apprehension is totally reasonable, it's just that thailand is pretty safe, and ko phangan in particular is a very chill laid back place

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08-31-2009 , 04:47 AM

#8261

subandi

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 6,848

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Originally Posted by wat.

um, obv she liked you thats why she didnt kill you like the others

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08-31-2009 , 05:38 AM

#8262

Gondolin

adept

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 910

I tend to not go with those random motorbike girls, since they're 100% either ladyboys, particularily disgusting disease-ridden hookers, or just complete nutcases. And usually some combination of those. It's not like there aren't way better options out there.

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08-31-2009 , 05:49 AM

#8263

ohaithere

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 770

that's like the worst story ever. you're very naive wat to be putting yourself in situations like that.

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08-31-2009 , 05:51 AM

#8264

wat.

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 864

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Originally Posted by Gondolin

yeah i know what you mean, but this one was def not a ladyboy and obv i can't say for sure on the hooker part but i really doubt it, she wasn't dressed provocatively at all. although she did end up being a bit of nutjob i guess. jury is still out on the disease ridden part.

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08-31-2009 , 05:52 AM

#8265

MyironThumb

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,383

I hope you stopped ****ing her as soon as you saw the skin hanging off? If not then well played

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08-31-2009 , 06:03 AM

#8266

wat.

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 864

well before we really got started i stopped to ask her about it but after that we continued obv...the skin hanging wasn't like huge or anything, maybe slightly bigger than the size of my earlobe, idk..it just looked really odd at first but it wasn't that hard to ignore during sex.

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08-31-2009 , 06:19 AM

#8267

PokerSpiv

banned

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,775

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Originally Posted by wat.

obv i can't say for sure on the hooker part but i really doubt it,

hahhahaha.

This cracked me up. 10/10.

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08-31-2009 , 06:43 AM

#8268

OTL

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,693

I bet she found the IDs laying around on haad rin beach on full moon party nights. People always lose their wallets and stuff. Maybe she likes collecting them or thinks that somehow she will see the people and give them their stuff back. Or she is a serial killer and thats how she remembers her victims.

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08-31-2009 , 07:01 AM

#8269

wat.

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 864

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Originally Posted by PokerSpiv

hahhahaha.

This cracked me up. 10/10.

lol w/e, i'm about as cynical as you can get when it comes to the whole white guys hooking up with asian chicks phenomenon, i just didn't get a hooker vibe from her at all, not like it would matter to me if she was.

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08-31-2009 , 07:05 AM

#8270

Konig

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 306

I can't even imagine how this skin thing can be dangling...

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08-31-2009 , 07:08 AM

#8271

wat.

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 864

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Originally Posted by OTL

that makes sense as far as how she would acquire them, i still don't get the "why" part though. i mean, who collects something like that for the sake of collecting? and in spite of likely being a little crazy, she can't possibly think she's going to see all these people and return their cards to them. and she wouldn't just voluntarily show me if she was trying to take advantage of them somehow i don't think....

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08-31-2009 , 07:32 AM

#8272

Gondolin

adept

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 910

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Originally Posted by wat.

although she did end up being a bit of nutjob i guess.

True, I SUPPOSE having slabs of skin dangling off her body from all the self-inflicted injuries MIGHT seem a LITTLE crazy.

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08-31-2009 , 07:44 AM

#8273

PokerSpiv

banned

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,775

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Originally Posted by wat.

That's the thing about hookers in thailand. They don't give off "Hooker vibes". That's why they are so popular. They call it the "girlfriend experience".

Hooking up with asian chicks is one thing. Being on a notorious tourist trap island and having a girl ride past on her motorbike and ask you back to her house to **** in under a minute, is a different thing.

Or do you really just think you're that sexy?

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08-31-2009 , 08:05 AM

#8274

wat.

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 864

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Originally Posted by PokerSpiv

That's the thing about hookers in thailand. They don't give off "Hooker vibes". That's why they are so popular. They call it the "girlfriend experience".

wtf are you talking about, most thai hookers certainly do give off a hooker vibe.

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Hooking up with asian chicks is one thing. Being on a notorious tourist trap island and having a girl ride past on her motorbike and ask you back to her house to **** in under a minute, is a different thing.

what is the difference in your mind?

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Or do you really just think you're that sexy?

yes?