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Old 08-31-2009, 03:30 AM   #8251
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oh **** didn't see that one coming
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:31 AM   #8252
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WAT!

OMG WTF

please tell me you're story is a level and you are a creative writer.
not a level
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:31 AM   #8253
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Almost def not a level but I have never seen or heard of anything like that dangling skin business - thats pretty creepy. Also D- to you for doing that chic w/ no condom. You don't get an F cuz I would have done the same thing lol
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:38 AM   #8254
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nice tr sir

also wtf
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:02 AM   #8255
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thailovelinks.com

anybody ever try this site to pick up chics?

i've known about it for a long time but figured it was just bar girls trying to con dumb foreigners who've never even been to thailand. but a pretty hot, hiso girl i know met and married some dude she met on there.

i think already being in thailand would make this a pretty solid way to get laid with some decent chics.

thoughts?
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:03 AM   #8256
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not a level
Do you have any regard for your wellbeing?

There were so many points in you're story that could have ended with you being fleeced or killed!!! I do not even know where to begin.

With your appetite for risk, you must be a PLO reg!

Reinforces the axiom:
Crazy woman = good and easy sex

wow, just wow
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:10 AM   #8257
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Do you have any regard for your wellbeing?

There were so many points in you're story that could have ended with you being fleeced or killed!!! I do not even know where to begin.

With your appetite for risk, you must be a PLO reg!

Reinforces the axiom:
Crazy woman = good and easy sex

wow, just wow
gtfo you ever been to koh pha ngan? he was never going to get fleeced or killed at any point. only risk is teh aids
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:24 AM   #8258
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nope never been anywhere in SE Asia but,,,,

I am coming over in October and staying through mid December.

I am spending some time in Taiwan, Manilla and Macau and I am deciding where in Thailand to visit as well - thus my avid readership OTT

Sorry, it sounded VERY scary to jump on a motorbike at night with a strange girl, get taken to a desolate area and then to begin fornication proceedings while a large knife is resting on her nightstand!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:27 AM   #8259
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well yeah teh aids is probably the main risk...if i had a lot of money or like my passport or something i agree it would've been pretty risky, but i doubt i was ever in danger of being killed or physically harmed in any way.

****ing plastic bag of ID's and **** still confuses me tho LOL
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:30 AM   #8260
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nope never been anywhere in SE Asia but,,,,

I am coming over in October and staying through mid December.

I am spending some time in Taiwan, Manilla and Macau and I am deciding where in Thailand to visit as well - thus my avid readership OTT

Sorry, it sounded VERY scary to jump on a motorbike at night with a strange girl, get taken to a desolate area and then to begin fornication proceedings while a large knife is resting on her nightstand!!!!!!!!!!
your apprehension is totally reasonable, it's just that thailand is pretty safe, and ko phangan in particular is a very chill laid back place
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:47 AM   #8261
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well yeah teh aids is probably the main risk...if i had a lot of money or like my passport or something i agree it would've been pretty risky, but i doubt i was ever in danger of being killed or physically harmed in any way.

****ing plastic bag of ID's and **** still confuses me tho LOL
um, obv she liked you thats why she didnt kill you like the others
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Old 08-31-2009, 05:38 AM   #8262
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I tend to not go with those random motorbike girls, since they're 100% either ladyboys, particularily disgusting disease-ridden hookers, or just complete nutcases. And usually some combination of those. It's not like there aren't way better options out there.
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Old 08-31-2009, 05:49 AM   #8263
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that's like the worst story ever. you're very naive wat to be putting yourself in situations like that.
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Old 08-31-2009, 05:51 AM   #8264
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I tend to not go with those random motorbike girls, since they're 100% either ladyboys, particularily disgusting disease-ridden hookers, or just complete nutcases. And usually some combination of those. It's not like there aren't way better options out there.
yeah i know what you mean, but this one was def not a ladyboy and obv i can't say for sure on the hooker part but i really doubt it, she wasn't dressed provocatively at all. although she did end up being a bit of nutjob i guess. jury is still out on the disease ridden part.
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Old 08-31-2009, 05:52 AM   #8265
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I hope you stopped ****ing her as soon as you saw the skin hanging off? If not then well played
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Old 08-31-2009, 06:03 AM   #8266
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well before we really got started i stopped to ask her about it but after that we continued obv...the skin hanging wasn't like huge or anything, maybe slightly bigger than the size of my earlobe, idk..it just looked really odd at first but it wasn't that hard to ignore during sex.
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Old 08-31-2009, 06:19 AM   #8267
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obv i can't say for sure on the hooker part but i really doubt it,
hahhahaha.

This cracked me up. 10/10.
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Old 08-31-2009, 06:43 AM   #8268
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I bet she found the IDs laying around on haad rin beach on full moon party nights. People always lose their wallets and stuff. Maybe she likes collecting them or thinks that somehow she will see the people and give them their stuff back. Or she is a serial killer and thats how she remembers her victims.
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Old 08-31-2009, 07:01 AM   #8269
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hahhahaha.

This cracked me up. 10/10.
lol w/e, i'm about as cynical as you can get when it comes to the whole white guys hooking up with asian chicks phenomenon, i just didn't get a hooker vibe from her at all, not like it would matter to me if she was.
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Old 08-31-2009, 07:05 AM   #8270
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I can't even imagine how this skin thing can be dangling...
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Old 08-31-2009, 07:08 AM   #8271
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I bet she found the IDs laying around on haad rin beach on full moon party nights. People always lose their wallets and stuff. Maybe she likes collecting them or thinks that somehow she will see the people and give them their stuff back. Or she is a serial killer and thats how she remembers her victims.
that makes sense as far as how she would acquire them, i still don't get the "why" part though. i mean, who collects something like that for the sake of collecting? and in spite of likely being a little crazy, she can't possibly think she's going to see all these people and return their cards to them. and she wouldn't just voluntarily show me if she was trying to take advantage of them somehow i don't think....
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Old 08-31-2009, 07:32 AM   #8272
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although she did end up being a bit of nutjob i guess.
True, I SUPPOSE having slabs of skin dangling off her body from all the self-inflicted injuries MIGHT seem a LITTLE crazy.
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Old 08-31-2009, 07:44 AM   #8273
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lol w/e, i'm about as cynical as you can get when it comes to the whole white guys hooking up with asian chicks phenomenon, i just didn't get a hooker vibe from her at all, not like it would matter to me if she was.
That's the thing about hookers in thailand. They don't give off "Hooker vibes". That's why they are so popular. They call it the "girlfriend experience".

Hooking up with asian chicks is one thing. Being on a notorious tourist trap island and having a girl ride past on her motorbike and ask you back to her house to **** in under a minute, is a different thing.

Or do you really just think you're that sexy?
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Old 08-31-2009, 08:05 AM   #8274
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That's the thing about hookers in thailand. They don't give off "Hooker vibes". That's why they are so popular. They call it the "girlfriend experience".
wtf are you talking about, most thai hookers certainly do give off a hooker vibe.

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Hooking up with asian chicks is one thing. Being on a notorious tourist trap island and having a girl ride past on her motorbike and ask you back to her house to **** in under a minute, is a different thing.
what is the difference in your mind?

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Old 08-31-2009, 08:08 AM   #8275
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Well did you pay her?
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