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Old 07-23-2008, 06:19 AM   #4576
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Re: Thailand returns

Wots wrong with hookers, they r the shizzle imo
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:21 AM   #4577
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id rather get married to a ex-hooker than to a rice farm face type girl with no education, no english and extra brown skin that has the iq of my bastard dog, not the pure one.


Srsly, its like going around trailer parks and looking for the top 1% of rednecks... still not worth it
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:27 AM   #4578
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don't get me wrong I love issan hookers.

Just never ever ever as GF or worse wife.
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:11 AM   #4579
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don't get me wrong I love issan hookers.

Just never ever ever as GF or worse wife.
Well keep that engagement ring stored out of sight then
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:19 AM   #4580
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U learn something new everyday. So are u calling the girl back now Aduuuuuuuuuuum
She's completely insane, and possibly the reason i now have a rash over my stomach

so i'll probably give it a miss!
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:29 AM   #4581
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She's completely insane, and possibly the reason i now have a rash over my stomach

so i'll probably give it a miss!
Wot the man who has had the clap 3 times is gunna give up on a girl because of a rash that isnt even on the dong!! You have changed
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:49 AM   #4582
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She's completely insane, and possibly the reason i now have a rash over my stomach

so i'll probably give it a miss!
How does a girl give you a stomach rash? This r confusing???
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:12 AM   #4583
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can i has my bike back now plz lon, your bike sucks :P
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:33 AM   #4584
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Re: Thailand returns

HU SNG donks play so bad

Poker Stars, $300 + $15 NL Hold'em Tournament, 15/30 Blinds, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): 1,935
BB: 1,065

Pre-Flop: (45) 6 J dealt to Hero (SB)
Hero raises to 60, BB calls 30

Flop: (120) 4 4 5 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets 60, BB calls 60

Turn: (240) Q (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets 150, BB calls 150

River: (540) 4 (2 Players)
BB bets 795 and is All-In, Hero calls 795

Results: 2,130 Pot
Hero showed 6 J (three of a kind, Fours) and WON 2,130 (+1,065 NET)
BB showed 9 7 (three of a kind, Fours) and LOST (-1,065 NET)

Ship the FPPs this week
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:35 AM   #4585
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you have an unhealthy obsession with FPPs imo
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:38 AM   #4586
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Inferiority complex.
They go out with the poorest and less educated girls to feel better about themselves, they dont feel like they are the dumbest person in their house anymore...

I know that is the truth for 99% of thaivisa.com
I think this is true anywhere you go, people generally get the kind of girl they think they deserve. If you believe you're unattractive and uninteresting you'll end up with a fatty or an ug with mental problems.
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:47 AM   #4587
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Re: Thailand returns

imo i want leeann from poker after dark

bazumbas bazumbas imo
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:52 AM   #4588
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HU SNG donks play so bad

Poker Stars, $300 + $15 NL Hold'em Tournament, 15/30 Blinds, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): 1,935
BB: 1,065

Pre-Flop: (45) 6 J dealt to Hero (SB)
Hero raises to 60, BB calls 30

Flop: (120) 4 4 5 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets 60, BB calls 60

Turn: (240) Q (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets 150, BB calls 150

River: (540) 4 (2 Players)
BB bets 795 and is All-In, Hero calls 795

Results: 2,130 Pot
Hero showed 6 J (three of a kind, Fours) and WON 2,130 (+1,065 NET)
BB showed 9 7 (three of a kind, Fours) and LOST (-1,065 NET)

Ship the FPPs this week
Can u say owned!?
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:49 AM   #4589
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Re: Thailand returns

Screech u have just been blocked from her faceyB account, ship the dip mak makaments
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:07 AM   #4590
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Screech u have just been blocked from her faceyB account, ship the dip mak makaments
Bloody hell mate. I want to be part of the clickingbuttons family.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:10 AM   #4591
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Bloody hell mate. I want to be part of the clickingbuttons family.
lol, i am still friends with her touchwood. prolly cos she is way too young for me and is the same age as my little sister
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:50 AM   #4592
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Bloody hell mate. I want to be part of the clickingbuttons family.
Try paul heming imo
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:50 AM   #4593
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lol, i am still friends with her touchwood. prolly cos she is way too young for me and is the same age as my little sister
Ur no threat u dont get any unless u pays 4 it with monies
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:29 PM   #4594
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Ur no threat u dont get any unless u pays 4 it with monies
and alex is a threat.....he doesn't get any unless he is sober enough to be able to talk and maybe standup
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:33 PM   #4595
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and alex is a threat.....he doesn't get any unless he is sober enough to be able to talk and maybe standup
don't drag me down with you.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:37 PM   #4596
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lol, i am still friends with her touchwood. prolly cos she is way too young for me and is the same age as my little sister
i'd be touching MY wood if she were my facebook friend
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:48 PM   #4597
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Re: Thailand returns

John, I'd like you to know that I'm respectful enough to not add her as a friend on facebook until I've actually met her in real life and slipped my fingers down her knickers. *touches wood*
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:00 PM   #4598
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Well ty, ty 4 the respect...its much appreciated
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:01 PM   #4599
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i'd be touching MY wood if she were my facebook friend
Ur wood is 2 big 4 any heming. We dont want it, we dont even want 2 c it, take it bk 2 wales
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:24 PM   #4600
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Re: Thailand returns

EZ game

Poker Stars, $500 + $20 NL Hold'em Tournament, 25/50 Blinds, 2 Players
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Hero (BB): 2,225
SB: 775

Pre-Flop: (75) 8 2 dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls 25, Hero raises to 200, SB calls 150

Flop: (400) 4 3 J (2 Players)
Hero bets 200, SB raises to 450, Hero calls 250

Turn: (1,300) 6 (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets 125 and is All-In, Hero calls 125

River: (1,550) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 1,550 Pot
Hero showed 8 2 (a pair of Eights) and WON 1,550 (+775 NET)
SB showed 5 A (high card Ace) and LOST (-775 NET)
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