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Old 07-22-2008, 10:48 AM   #4551
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I must have raped an injured dog in a past life or somthing because karma is really ****ing coming after me

i'll try make some sort of graph but because I run so good I lost all my databases last month. might still have the raw HH's though!
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:50 AM   #4552
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Clearly if he would just get done with an EPIC banging of that crazy 17yr old he would BOOMSWITCH!
Haha ok fine ron you've twisted my arm, I'll give her a call
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:13 AM   #4553
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Haha ok fine ron you've twisted my arm, I'll give her the shocker!
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:20 AM   #4554
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Haha ok fine ron you've twisted my arm, I'll give her a call
I want a PM as soon as ur in her miriam
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:31 AM   #4555
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^^^ 887 posts of pure inanity
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:19 PM   #4556
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The jailbait just called, at 23:15 and myrion talked with her one minute... now he's happily cutting his excess skin off with scissors and looking at thai tattoo websites. The door's open after 9am if anybody else wanna come see him play a -10bi session. Bring your own popcorn, tigers on the house

Oh, I had ipod earbuds on, but the conversation went something like this

mit: helloooooo
jb: oh, so hoorny, want falang seck toy meat mak mak
mit: yeah, had a nice day, went to beach and now working.... *clips toenails*
jb: will love you long time, can do anything you want to me!
mit: ok good night
jb: why you not want true love? me make you smile all night and morning
mit: *phone off*
jb - sleeping on the dirty, hard floor of a sweatshop, ready and willing to share her luckbox, let down by life yet again

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Old 07-22-2008, 12:21 PM   #4557
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^^^ 887 posts of pure inanity
Go tell every1 that ur english again, moram!
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:36 PM   #4558
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Today i got crushed and feel like as much of a loser as miriam must feel everyday
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:39 PM   #4559
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Today i got crushed and feel like as much of a loser as miriam must feel everyday
dude youre harsh. Dont make me have to goto BKK and spitebang ur last lady!

PLZ provide pics for IDin purposes.
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:55 PM   #4560
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dude youre harsh. Dont make me have to goto BKK and spitebang ur last lady!

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Yes i guess that was a little harsh, after all thr groom has slept with over 50 laaadies so has something going 4 him mak mak
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Old 07-22-2008, 05:35 PM   #4561
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Nah, when u going over? Tokyo and hong kong r must sees!! Dont let me down on these 1s
umm im thinking about macau its sep1-9 and seoul is 26-29 not sure about seoul dates... but ya japan doesnt have an event...

why tokyo and hongkong? my girl friend told me seoul is like tokyo kinda

i just got home to hawaiii like 15 mins ago from seoul
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Old 07-22-2008, 05:39 PM   #4562
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Wots seoul like? We r going 2 HK and Tokyo because they is the shizzle
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Old 07-22-2008, 08:54 PM   #4563
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i r the best !

PokerStars Game #19007366684: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/07/22 - 02:59:52 (ET)
Table 'Reticulum II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: EmpireMaker2 ($2252 in chips)
Seat 2: booshiet ($1105.75 in chips)
Seat 3: SeeryHouse ($470.75 in chips)
Seat 4: preposterous ($1536 in chips)
Seat 5: ALBRICZHU ($686.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Idstain ($1040 in chips)
ALBRICZHU: posts small blind $5
Idstain: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Idstain [Ah Jc]
EmpireMaker2: raises $20 to $30
booshiet: folds
SeeryHouse: folds
preposterous: folds
ALBRICZHU: folds
Idstain: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Ad Kc Th]
Idstain: checks
EmpireMaker2: bets $50
Idstain: calls $50
*** TURN *** [Ad Kc Th] [2c]
Idstain: checks
EmpireMaker2: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ad Kc Th 2c] [3s]
Idstain: bets $120
EmpireMaker2: calls $120
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Idstain: shows [Ah Jc] (a pair of Aces)
EmpireMaker2: mucks hand
Idstain collected $402 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $405 | Rake $3
Board [Ad Kc Th 2c 3s]
Seat 1: EmpireMaker2 mucked [Ks Qc]
Seat 2: booshiet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SeeryHouse folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: preposterous (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ALBRICZHU (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Idstain (big blind) showed [Ah Jc] and won ($402) with a pair of Aces
Wow was this last night I lost a bunch of buyins fukced up at 5-10, and I remeber while making this call that I thought this guy sucked hahahaa wrong guy!
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:28 PM   #4564
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Yes i guess that was a little harsh, after all thr groom has slept with over 50 laaadies so has something going 4 him mak mak
Haha I'll let you off because you kept me in good spirits during my epic downswings with the double fist pumps.

ship the 50 laddiesss
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:49 PM   #4565
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I think I figured out why the age of consent is 15. The king met his wife when she was 15 and he was 21. If the age of consent is higher, it implies that the king is a perv.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:46 AM   #4566
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I think I figured out why the age of consent is 15. The king met his wife when she was 15 and he was 21. If the age of consent is higher, it implies that the king is a perv.
is it really 15? pretty crazy
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:53 AM   #4567
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huh, it's 16 in norway heh
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:18 AM   #4568
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is it really 15? pretty crazy
It's 18 if you're paying though.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:23 AM   #4569
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is it really 15? pretty crazy
U learn something new everyday. So are u calling the girl back now Aduuuuuuuuuuum
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:36 AM   #4570
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It's 18 if you're paying though.
I think you're paying one way or another either in bills or rotted pieces of your own soul.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:59 AM   #4571
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Wow was this last night I lost a bunch of buyins fukced up at 5-10, and I remeber while making this call that I thought this guy sucked hahahaa wrong guy!
lol mak mak. i totally outplayed you in that AK vs KK hand aswell!

i can confirm that miriams 17 year old massage girl now has long hair, also it appears she has given him some sort of gross looking rash on his stomach.
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:38 AM   #4572
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I see so many young relatively attractive western guys with nasty Thai gfs who look like they just walked out of a rice field. I don't understand this phenomenon at all.
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:22 AM   #4573
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Inferiority complex.
They go out with the poorest and less educated girls to feel better about themselves, they dont feel like they are the dumbest person in their house anymore...

I know that is the truth for 99% of thaivisa.com


Hi-so girls for life imo
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:29 AM   #4574
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I think I figured out why the age of consent is 15. The king met his wife when she was 15 and he was 21. If the age of consent is higher, it implies that the king is a perv.
Plaaaayaaaarr
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:57 AM   #4575
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Inferiority complex.
They go out with the poorest and less educated girls to feel better about themselves, they dont feel like they are the dumbest person in their house anymore...

I know that is the truth for 99% of thaivisa.com


Hi-so girls for life imo
+1

And some guys seem to think that picking up educated girls is hard or something. It's not.
The good thing is that keeps the losers out of the hiso nightclubs.

Thai visa : 99% losers who keep repeating that they are not married to ex hookers. But most of them are with 6 years of school issan farmer daughters.

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