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Old 07-14-2008, 01:48 PM   #4276
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Re: Thailand returns

Forgot to mention that a large percentage of the women wore burcas. Islam nation and all, I guess. I kinda prefer girls in short shorts and miniskirts
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Old 07-14-2008, 02:57 PM   #4277
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Nice rathole and I agree about the women from Kuala me and and Alex were boarding a flight next to a kuala flight and I commented on the women too they were the most grotesque looking people I have ever seen in my life.
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Old 07-14-2008, 03:11 PM   #4278
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"The airport security didn't let me bring the well tanned, hairy, severed arm into the plane - so I threw it away but kept the pearls"

lol. Getting a gift from a random monk is so sick. I never wear jewelry or anything but I'd wear that just because it has meaning and a story behind it.
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Old 07-14-2008, 05:07 PM   #4279
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if one of ratholesoul's roomies is still awake could you do me a favor and go wake him up and say hello from me. maybe poke him with something

k thanks
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Old 07-14-2008, 06:11 PM   #4280
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wow that was a good tr. reminds me of a certain li dong in its style

beat: watching myrion getting owned at NL200
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Old 07-14-2008, 06:51 PM   #4281
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Want to try KL for my next visa run/holiday but the "everything booked in advance already" seems strange. Are you sure?

I tried to book a few hotel online and they all have rooms.

Will bring my girl so I don't care about the women.

I think the smiles in the street or lack of it, is more related to the cost of living than anything else.
Try northeastern thailand / laos poor as f* but tons of smiles.
Bkk / phuket a bit less, KL/Simgapore way less. London / New york ahahah what smiles?

Same thing in France between my hometown and Paris.
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Old 07-14-2008, 06:59 PM   #4282
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when you get bored of seeing ladyboys and hookers everywhere, going to Hua Hin it's a good idea..that place it's so quiet, clean with some nice clubs.
And the Hua Hin music festival over the beach, its the nut .
anyway yeah it can be boring staying there for 1 month+.
nice clubs in hua hin? that's a funny one.
The jazz festival on the beach is the nuts on paper.

It's actually on a way too narrow beach, with tons of touts on the side. 90% of the people there have no idea of what is a proper behaviour in a jazz concert ( hint : shut up, don't applaud during solos but after ect... ) and the sound system is awful, good luck to hear double bass solos if you are more than 10 meters away from the scene. it's a shame really.

Oh and the thais bands that play there sound like high schoolers to me.

On a related note the pattaya music festival is a huge party and way way better.
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:26 PM   #4283
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Want to try KL for my next visa run/holiday but the "everything booked in advance already" seems strange. Are you sure?

I tried to book a few hotel online and they all have rooms.

Will bring my girl so I don't care about the women.

I think the smiles in the street or lack of it, is more related to the cost of living than anything else.
Try northeastern thailand / laos poor as f* but tons of smiles.
Bkk / phuket a bit less, KL/Simgapore way less. London / New york ahahah what smiles?

Same thing in France between my hometown and Paris.
HK and tokyo women are rich and still happy
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:57 PM   #4284
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HK and tokyo women are rich and still happy
Howzabout yUcK womenz?
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:09 PM   #4285
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HK and tokyo women are rich and still happy
I just found out that that HK is pretty cold in February. Looks like I'll be staying in Thailand until after songkran.
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:23 PM   #4286
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Howzabout yUcK womenz?
they only smile in brighton imo
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:23 PM   #4287
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I just found out that that HK is pretty cold in February. Looks like I'll be staying in Thailand until after songkran.
i can think of a few things to warm me up
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:58 PM   #4288
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i can think of a few things to warm me up
nothing like the warm feeling of menopause cuddling next to you amirite haff???!



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Old 07-14-2008, 10:08 PM   #4289
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HK and tokyo women are rich and still happy
I do not agree completely but every rule need an exception.

But look at the suicide rate among young japanese women: number 8 in the world after 6 russian/ex-ussr countries and ski lanka for some reason. HK is number 12.

Also the depression rate among japanese women is one of the worst in the world. The rate of "hapiness" in japanese women is also among the worst only behind Taiwan and six East European nations.

I think it's easy be confused between real smile and cultural obligation.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:09 PM   #4290
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I just found out that that HK is pretty cold in February. Looks like I'll be staying in Thailand until after songkran.
You make it sound like a bad thing? Songkran is the best! sanuk maak
When are you back in Phuket? And are you taking driving lessons while you're home?
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:55 PM   #4291
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You make it sound like a bad thing? Songkran is the best! sanuk maak
When are you back in Phuket? And are you taking driving lessons while you're home?
Ahahaha driving lessons would be SOOOO +EV for Schreech. I was the source of the weather information FYI, it was a high of about 13 degrees when I was there in feb last year, I'm def up for HongKong but not until it's spring.
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:43 PM   #4292
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Nice TR Rathole, nice of you not to mention I was getting raped at 200NL
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:43 PM   #4293
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nothing like the warm feeling of menopause cuddling next to you amirite haff???!



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hahaha Li you my number 1 hero!
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:50 PM   #4294
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Officially the craziest text msg ever? can anyone translate this??

"you to tell jams i not go disco i caring jame i to arrive send message to you. you see me same moth and cunning but i like who! i like sure i want ask jams.jame like me not like me i want to know i will to get to control one's mind because me look he not like me look same to joke not seriously and sincerely :-/:-(!i want jams at first sight i don't like but now! i like jame i like habit character good boy for me.i want jams.:-|kiss"

who's mind is she trying to control!?
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:24 AM   #4295
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"Tell James I will not be at the disco. I like James, but I'm not sure if he likes me." imo
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:30 AM   #4296
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nothing like the warm feeling of menopause cuddling next to you amirite haff???!



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Officially the craziest text msg ever? can anyone translate this??

"you to tell jams i not go disco i caring jame i to arrive send message to you. you see me same moth and cunning but i like who! i like sure i want ask jams.jame like me not like me i want to know i will to get to control one's mind because me look he not like me look same to joke not seriously and sincerely :-/:-(!i want jams at first sight i don't like but now! i like jame i like habit character good boy for me.i want jams.:-|kiss"

who's mind is she trying to control!?
where the hell are they getting words like 'cunning' from?

the rest of you need to stop being big girls about HK and look at the positives. It's just a chance to buy a balla winter wardrobe, AMIRITE?
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:32 AM   #4297
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"Tell James that I'm not going to the disco. I care about James enough to send you this message so that he'll know not to expect me. You see, James and I have a good vibe going on but I like him too much. I want to ask him if he likes me too. You see, I don't think he likes me but I wish I could see inside of James' mind because he looks like he doesn't like me. I try to pretend to not like him either but I am only joking. When I first saw James I didn't like the look of him but now I realize he is a man of good character and is exceptional boyfriend material."

Takes an Asian to translate an Asian.
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:42 AM   #4298
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haha that's awesome Li, pretty much spot on imo. I really couldnt work out the controlling minds part

edit: but whats the moth and cunning part about?!
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:51 AM   #4299
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Takes an Asian to translate an Asian.
but you're a DIFFERENT KIND of Asian... what if you got it all ****ed up, and she's getting ready for cutting off Jams' privates with the outmost of cunning and feeding it to her pet moth, who she's mind controlling?


Also, when I was first introduced to the jailbait and her friends I told them I was Brake's haff bladder. They gave me the "ooyyeeeeeeee..." sound which reflected 40 years of hard rice field work on their backs. So my question is, what the hell did you do to those girls, EM?
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:58 AM   #4300
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dear lord, where do u guys pickup girls which such poor english skills? nana?

Awesome translation A+
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