on another note, I decided to mix things up abit and visit insomnia/Insnaity last night. You know im a insomnia baller when I tell the taxi soi 12 instead of insomna, then walk in via the V8 restaurant for free entry. Anyway i'm inside, making more moves than a chess player. its 4am, I can tell, I looked at my watch. I know I'm not that drunk because I've only thew up twice so far, and I haven't graced the insomnia dance floor with my shark fin dance, which 67% of the time, works every time.
Anyway using the forces of mother nature, I get attracted to the hottest girl in the club, easy 9/10, I usually dont go for girls that low, but it was getting late and i didn't fancy going home and wasting 10mintues online trying to find a porn site that isint blocked to jack off too.
So two girls are sitting on a tabling, I do some recon.
Light skin? Check
no tattoos? Check
small body structure, suggesting shes not for a province in issan? Check
It appears to be safe, so me and my friend go in and we hit it off and start dancing. She asks questions like
"how often do you come here" I said now and again
"how long have you lived here " told her a year
"you know were not girl you can go home and sleep with, we not like that" i told her okay, and translated that a
s "i get ****ed daily".
Anyway we was dancing, no kissing or touching the good downstairs. I assume at this point there are not ladies of the night after insisting they are not like the other girls here.
They had a bottle of Vodka on the table, they give us a drink, we didnt want it,so put it down. Every so often they kept forcing the drink on us, i took less than a sip, put it down. They would put more vodka in it, when the glass is already full. Then hand it me again, id take the smallest sip n put it back down. I thought perhaps she is peppering my angus and drugged my drink to rob me. So I run too the bathroom, put the 270baht i have in my wallet into my socks, so if she robs me, she cant take my cash.
Anyway they emptied the bottle in the end, and called the waiter over and pointed to me and my friend, and said get another bottle. I was tilted now, i demand more respect then these stupid issan (must of been isan right?) girls to try this **** on me. Who do they think i am? I told them i dont want to drink, I didnt want your stupid drinks and i said no when you asked me if i wanted one, but gave it me anyway then I didn't drink it.
I was ready to pull out my credit card, buy a bottle for 3k, then smash it over her ****ing head. But instead told her naww man, hell naw. I told her no were not buying you a bottle she gets a big angry. I then ask her if she wants to have sex with me, she says **** off.