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05-31-2013 , 06:34 PM
my vote goes to racist ban
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05-31-2013 , 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by kick2dante
hmmm i had perfectly stable internet the entire month i was in pattaya with a AIS 3g stick

it certainly wasnt the fastest but stability wasnt an issue at all
I owned both,True stable anywhere in Pattaya, AIS disconnects for 15 20 seconds sometimes 30 seconds I found in remote areas (i.e. Thepprasit). Prices are comparable. Cant put up with instability when Im trying to run 15 turbos.

Just my experience. Its highly location dependent with any stick but True is the most stable in any location in Pattaya.
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06-01-2013 , 02:43 AM
£1 = 46.1 baht now, got as low as £1 = 43baht at one point a few months ago

Awesome, got alot of maneuverability for my spending and spreadsheet this month
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06-01-2013 , 03:01 AM
So I order a masaman with what is allegedly a rottie for 70baht,. A omelet with ham, paleo mushrooms, onions and leaks i think for 40baht. So thats two meals.




vs

one thai girl who has ordered rice with pork noodle for 45baht.





place your bets on who finishes there food first......



















5mintues later....





I then go to the toilet, visit some shops, take a nap on the bench, come back to the restaurant and sit down again.....

Spoiler:

Last edited by PeoplesElbow; 06-01-2013 at 03:09 AM. Reason: hopefully pictures of indian food wont upset the resident forum racist pokerspiv
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06-01-2013 , 03:03 AM
I did a tom boy off tf.com last night vicious BJ she ripped my helm open with her teeth, didint hurt at the time cus it was pretty awesome but when i rinsed it off in the shower its was jeeepp makkk!
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06-01-2013 , 03:14 AM
thats happened to me on more than one occasion, my c0ck was mangled to f0ck after. send me whatsapp pics of your knob, and ill give you a eta on when its going to be fixed

Last edited by PeoplesElbow; 06-01-2013 at 03:14 AM. Reason: brb reinstalling windows 7 because pics not loading
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06-01-2013 , 03:37 AM
It'll prolly take 2-3 days, the nob heels its self quite quickly. I once cut into my ball sack with a pair of scissors, mega painful but it healed up in about 24 hours it was quite remarkable.
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06-01-2013 , 03:54 AM
visa run to australia is possible right???
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06-01-2013 , 04:16 AM
u have about 200 countires to choose from.
australia is one of them.
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06-01-2013 , 04:46 AM
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u have about 200 countires to choose from.
australia is one of them.
cool
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06-01-2013 , 06:28 AM
Just a tip for bros who are not busto and want to fly with more room than economy. Norwegian are now flying BKK to Stockholm, Copenhagen and Oslo. They should have been flying the new Boeing Dreamliner with only two classes - economy and premium economy. But because the Dreamliner had some problems, they are flying normal Airbus, but still have the same classes. That means that if you buy Premium economy (about $900 one way), you get real business class seats (fully reclinable). That is 50-70% cheaper than flying business class with other airlines.
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06-01-2013 , 08:24 AM
I am in love with the girl who works at Mr Bun in Big C extra on Pattaya Klang. I tired giving her my charms but she did not respond I think the next logical step is to kidnap her.
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06-01-2013 , 10:09 AM
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I am in love with the girl who works at Mr Bun in Big C extra on Pattaya Klang. I tired giving her my charms but she did not respond I think the next logical step is to kidnap her.
Or flash around with a bunt of 1k bills and she'll hook
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06-01-2013 , 10:18 AM
SHE IS NOT A HOOKER DO NOT DARE SUGGEST SHE IS!!!!!!!!!

Last edited by Pooter; 06-01-2013 at 10:18 AM. Reason: i love her tooo mut
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06-01-2013 , 11:58 AM
shes prob waiting for mr kon kaek to come along n wipe her off her feet.

Last edited by PeoplesElbow; 06-01-2013 at 12:09 PM. Reason: Im a find her, do her, post all his filthy sloot pics on 2p2 for the world to see, than you can ask were is your god now?
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06-01-2013 , 02:56 PM
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I did a tom boy off tf.com last night vicious BJ she ripped my helm open with her teeth, didint hurt at the time cus it was pretty awesome but when i rinsed it off in the shower its was jeeepp makkk!
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thats happened to me on more than one occasion, my c0ck was mangled to f0ck after. send me whatsapp pics of your knob, and ill give you a eta on when its going to be fixed
when i first moved to vegas i did the most awful spew of my life and did VIP at a strip club (oh how many hookers that would have bought me now)

anyways after she grinded on my **** for 45 minutes i got home.......... the most horrific site ive ever seen, my head had like 4 deep red slashes on it going from the tip to the shaft, it seriously look like deep gashes from fingernails or something (but she never did that)


took a week for it to heal fully was so scary, i have no clue how it happened, or why it happened, or even wtf it was that happened
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06-01-2013 , 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ponte01588
Or flash around with a bunt of 1k bills and she'll hook
eye contact and loose bills show off ur big wad
check her out and when she sees it look embarrassed but make lots eye contact just dont be staring it scares em off
look outside and watch corner of eye when she looks ur way make eye contact shrug grin check her bod out look away at something else

Last edited by hott sweaty; 06-01-2013 at 03:59 PM.
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06-01-2013 , 03:52 PM
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when i first moved to vegas i did the most awful spew of my life and did VIP at a strip club (oh how many hookers that would have bought me now)

anyways after she grinded on my **** for 45 minutes i got home.......... the most horrific site ive ever seen, my head had like 4 deep red slashes on it going from the tip to the shaft, it seriously look like deep gashes from fingernails or something (but she never did that)


took a week for it to heal fully was so scary, i have no clue how it happened, or why it happened, or even wtf it was that happened
rhine stones are bad for that any kind of specials on the g string
got a piece of 1 in the edge 1 time had to pull it out blood everywhere
no more of them things ever gunna come anywhere near my junk
no matter how hot or wet she is and they al get wet around me
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06-01-2013 , 11:06 PM
I've been having difficulty getting money online.
What has been the best way that you've all gotten money online from BKK?
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06-02-2013 , 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by hott sweaty
eye contact and loose bills show off ur big wad
check her out and when she sees it look embarrassed but make lots eye contact just dont be staring it scares em off
look outside and watch corner of eye when she looks ur way make eye contact shrug grin check her bod out look away at something else
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rhine stones are bad for that any kind of specials on the g string
got a piece of 1 in the edge 1 time had to pull it out blood everywhere
no more of them things ever gunna come anywhere near my junk
no matter how hot or wet she is and they al get wet around me
okay im gonna try and type this sober as possible, what the **** are you saying bro? Did you take grammar lessons from K2D? I tried to read this **** this morning right after exiting Insomina. Fapping to porn on one monitor, browsing 2p2 on the other, I honestly have no ****ing clue to what the **** you are writing.


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I've been having difficulty getting money online.
What has been the best way that you've all gotten money online from BKK?
care to expand? I have no problems using skrill/nettler/paypal and visa/debit cards

skrill can only withdraw.
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06-02-2013 , 04:42 AM
on another note, I decided to mix things up abit and visit insomnia/Insnaity last night. You know im a insomnia baller when I tell the taxi soi 12 instead of insomna, then walk in via the V8 restaurant for free entry. Anyway i'm inside, making more moves than a chess player. its 4am, I can tell, I looked at my watch. I know I'm not that drunk because I've only thew up twice so far, and I haven't graced the insomnia dance floor with my shark fin dance, which 67% of the time, works every time.


Anyway using the forces of mother nature, I get attracted to the hottest girl in the club, easy 9/10, I usually dont go for girls that low, but it was getting late and i didn't fancy going home and wasting 10mintues online trying to find a porn site that isint blocked to jack off too.

So two girls are sitting on a tabling, I do some recon.

Light skin? Check
no tattoos? Check
small body structure, suggesting shes not for a province in issan? Check


It appears to be safe, so me and my friend go in and we hit it off and start dancing. She asks questions like

"how often do you come here" I said now and again

"how long have you lived here " told her a year

"you know were not girl you can go home and sleep with, we not like that" i told her okay, and translated that as "i get ****ed daily".

Anyway we was dancing, no kissing or touching the good downstairs. I assume at this point there are not ladies of the night after insisting they are not like the other girls here.

They had a bottle of Vodka on the table, they give us a drink, we didnt want it,so put it down. Every so often they kept forcing the drink on us, i took less than a sip, put it down. They would put more vodka in it, when the glass is already full. Then hand it me again, id take the smallest sip n put it back down. I thought perhaps she is peppering my angus and drugged my drink to rob me. So I run too the bathroom, put the 270baht i have in my wallet into my socks, so if she robs me, she cant take my cash.

Anyway they emptied the bottle in the end, and called the waiter over and pointed to me and my friend, and said get another bottle. I was tilted now, i demand more respect then these stupid issan (must of been isan right?) girls to try this **** on me. Who do they think i am? I told them i dont want to drink, I didnt want your stupid drinks and i said no when you asked me if i wanted one, but gave it me anyway then I didn't drink it.

I was ready to pull out my credit card, buy a bottle for 3k, then smash it over her ****ing head. But instead told her naww man, hell naw. I told her no were not buying you a bottle she gets a big angry. I then ask her if she wants to have sex with me, she says **** off.





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06-02-2013 , 05:30 AM
^ lol.

But for real, aren't all girls in Insomnia some kind of whores?
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06-02-2013 , 06:49 AM
As a rule of thumb yes. But there are always some girls that genuinely just want to party.
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06-02-2013 , 07:04 AM
Sometimes I read posts itt and I'm thinking "wow these guys are good at leveling"

then I read a post that is an actual level and think "holy **** those other posts were 4 reals"




BTW could some of you stop randomly hitting enter? Makes it hard to read. I thought that one clown's posts were lyrics from a song until I realize it's actually just a huge run on sentence.
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06-02-2013 , 08:34 AM
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"you know were not girl you can go home and sleep with, we not like that" i told her okay, and translated that as "i get ****ed daily".
PE has this spot on, although 95%+ of the time the girl is a hooker
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