Yeah but papa ooooooold mand can still parteeeeeee like its 1999.











Also, I do less face plants


Also, WTK at not introing me to ur 21yr old UNI girl before u left?

PS get a donkey punch session in at nana gogos for me.

You party like man young....and shes mine. I would have introduced you but I asked her here name too many times and still have no idea what it is.

BKK night 1 - me, thedalkid, and em2 arrive. myself and em2 flew airasia and tdk flew thaiairways and was supposed to land an hour before us, but his flight got delayed. we all booked the platinum suites at president solitaire. upon arrival, the staff informed the 2 of us that there was only 1 platinum suite available tonight and that we could take the low level premiere suite and move our stuff into platinum the next day. I told her that I didn't want to move my stuff around the next day and asked her if there was anyway she could get us both into the platinum suites. kaaaahh. tdk arrived an hour later and got bumped to the premiere suite .

we went out to eat at limoncello on soi 11. it was delicious. then we came back, drank some pipers and laughed our asses off to thai soaps as we waited for li to shower. Next stop was the pickled liver on soi 11. we downed are car bomb and then it was off to spice. no one was there at 11 save the 30+ staff they have working. i asked the gay manager when the coyotes were going to take the stage and he said 30 minutes. li jokingly demanded that they go on stage NOW. 2 minutes later they were out. The girls weren't that great looking. my attention was focused on the light skinned dj who looked smoking from 15ft. li felt the same way. em2 disagreed. after the dj waved me over, i realized em2 is never wrong. we still had the girl come over to our table and li is still in love with her. maybe i am too. she said she would take us to some cool clubs at 2, but it was 1230 and the pipers was finished so me and blake went to nana. li stayed with the girl (though he never brought her home) and for some bizarre reason im jealous.

after spice my memory is scrambled. apparently we had a taxi drive us to a bunch of brothels which i kept passing out at. tonight is a new night and we'll probably watch the football match at the pickeled liver. a few of the british wankers get in at 1am.

**** you with trip reports
some of us do wish that we were in bangkok

DO NOT TEMPT ME

Same to me this Tuesday, either the steak @ secret cliff or the kebab from bangla stand. If any moderator is reading this, feel free to change my screen name to ****ting_razors.

haha lies ron we have no food in the fridge!seriously tho if u wanna grind there for a few days (and by grind I mean play the ps3 ldo) call me and I'll tell you where I hid the key!

Screech that is the most vile piece of journalism (if you can call it that) I have ever read. I feel the need to clarify!

I was the FIRST to notice the cute DJ (EM2 confirmed this) and took the initiative to initiate contact by sending her a drink of her choice. Then some time later she tapped me on the shoulder from behind and introduced herself (whether you waved her to the table or not is a fact of some dispute since there were no witnesses and you're about as reliable as a tuk-tuk driver's ability to change 1000 baht).

We then both danced with her some before you LEFT the bar completely leaving her and I. I asked if she had a boyfriend and if she wanted me to stay with her("no" "yes", respectively) so I stayed and partied with the band before we hit another club.

Since we both saw her at the same time and both made efforts towards her it is ridiculous to brand me a "stealer of girls"!

this sounds familiar

Once I had russian hoooker flashbacks 3-4days after visiting spicey :S

Owned.

hahaha, what a concoction of a story. i brought her to the table, i danced with her and talked to her until the bottle was done. she confirmed this last night when she onlly phoud man aleccc.

BKK 2 - same routine. went out to eat at a great thai restaurant on soi 11 then off to the pickled liver for some car bombs and pool. li and blake left early to shower and I hung around. about an hour later i realized that i had no phone and they have no phone so I went back to the hotel to meet up wiht them. we went to spice and drank and i tried to fight li for no good reason (dj number 1 in thailand!). i love his life and apologized 5 minutes later. the brits got in late last night and we never met up with them. tonight we go to lumphini to watch some thai boxing boxing boxing and then off to rca i hope.

just talked to blake and found out him and li lost me. they went to a brothel and the girls say "khun allecccc just left." i go to whore houses solo these days. fk my life.

someone please explain to me what brothels look like.. never seen one.

is it those huge massage place that are bigger than hotels with no windows?

trip reports.

lol, id like to know too. apparently theres a bunch of ugly 30 yr old thai chicks and you take your pic. i suck at bkk.

just ate in phuket town, on the imigration office's street. Restaurant la gaetana... high quality italian restaurant(chef is white) might be the best italian food ive ever eaten, and i have paid well over 2000 baht in my country for good italian food...

U can mix and match as much as u want and have sick good foie gras(850).. pasta only 200baht to 450baht (fresh, mostly homemade.. and his sauce are fresh on the day)

This^^ and starting the night at Spice/going to Spice for the coyote girls... yeah you kind of suck at bkk :-)

Well it was about 3am and we where about 200m deep into soi 11. Jason and Adrea was staying here at the time so makes sense we ended up here.(This was back in the day when everything closed at 1am) Me and cedric was ofc drunk as **** but not ready to tie it in yet. We jump a tuk tuk that happened to be something like 1.5meters from where we had been standing and talking riverplay ore some other bull**** topic for the last 5minutes ore so. Jason walks by and we drag him in even thou he was giving some bull**** whine about we not having any morals. **** that get in. Asian ****ing *******.

We tell the driver,, YEAH LADAY MASAGE LADY MASGEE, U KNOW???+

JEJEJEJJEJEJEJEJ I KNOW,

GOOD, BPAI BPAI!

#1 place we walked in to had a small setup with a corner sofa with about 20something butt ugly girls. Me and Ced's beer was already on its way in so we ended up staying for 20minutes more than we should have. Jason.. idk where he went,, unless he took like a 15 smoking break.
We left and complained to the driver that this was no massage and that we wanted LADY MASAAAAAAAAGE
JEJJJEJEJE he said. By then I knew he was lying and this night had nothing good comming out of it. But I was laughing hysterically and it was hard to explain my feelings.
It was also at this point where I was gonna prove to jason that I was not drunk by balancing on a pipe that was for no real reason just right there in the pavement.

I failed.
Blackout.

Im in a taxi.

We roll up this this hotel looking place thats run down as FUUUCK. No clue on the map where we are.
This place was like strait out of a B-horror movie. It looked more like a mental hospital than a hotel. The guy in the lobby looked at us and exchanged a few words with the driver and they send up upstairs... The lights where florescent and was flickering at random, creating that *WWWWwwr* *WWWWwwr* sound that nobody really like. After completing the stairs we all got a bit of the fear and there was a moment where the driver had passed us and we where alone and I said something like,, hm I think we are gonna get killed.
Cedrik laughed while he was removing his gold neck chain and ring and hid it in his left socket.
The corridors where long and nasty with that marble floor and florescent light, we came up to a intercection and went in to the first room of the floor. I turned left and saw maby the most disturbing image of my life.

Right there in the never ending corridor of flickering florescent light stood a older hooker woman with her head against the wall waving her body back and fort while just staring into the wall.

I got into the room where they had a bench for the costumer to sit down at and in rolled 4 older girls. And they stood there like they where in line at tesco lotus, like nothing was weird was going on.

I leaned to the guys and said wow I really don't want to be here right now. All nodded their head in agreement. I charged for the front, passed the hokkers jumped down the stairs and flew into the taxi where I noticed the meter was still running. The guys came a bit after and all where in a GOOGOGOG mode.

Once again my memory is a bit fuzzy but I believed we ended up at this place where u have alot of bar cornors with tables, a small overpriced bar and a connection room where the red chairs form a U, but no hooker was sitting in them.
I remember I said something like "HM I HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE BUT THEN THJE PLACE WAS PACKED WITJH LADYS" which is no lie.. sadly.

We got a table then started to make some plan on how to get rid of the taxidriver whos meter was now though the roof. But he watched us like a hawk and we could not go anywhere. We demanded him to take us back to soi 11 and he asked for a tip. **** you sir we replied u had ur meter running the entire time. NO TIP FOR YOU.

Then I think we had some nudle soup and I took the skytrain home,, and that was that.

Jason is awesome, i read his poetry in chinese about a bar girl ruining his life. a+

So lesson learned, never go to those huge entertainement places

Pumpui et al!

Glad I found you guys here. I am in Bangkok now for a bit. A buddy said pumpui was looking for me. Let's meet up for a drink.

RG.

must be osteria montreee road. bext food ive ever had. ate there every day, now they have pizza alecc.

LOL @ Canadians declaring any Italian foods the best in da world.

Now when schreech makes declarations about which whiskeys are best for shottin after each winning pot, I'm open ears yo.

haha, my best friend is italian and ive eaten from his grandma, dad, grandpa and at tons of real restaurants with him.. he has gone to italy on serveral occassion

And it was the best food evaaaaaaar (have yet to eat a 100$ plate in italy though :P)

then i come back home and see antonius up to a 750k stack @ omaha hi/lo.. i came pew pew

Pretty scandalous quote IMO. Just go there :

http://www.ilikemassage.com/ In thai but many pictures

http://www.soapy-massage.com/index.html awesome site with maps and reviews

Choose a place and go around 6-7pm for dinner or drinks or whatever. Trust me that's the best hour.

The rest should be obvious.

Whats up all. Just got to BKK, staying in Silom. Dead tired after all night flight and 2 weeks of non stop partying in Greece. Anybody here recommend which cell carrier I should go with? I was thinking about shopping around for a phone at MBK but not sure yet. Also, I'm American but got into the Euro 2008 soccer games when I was in Greece. Anyone watching the final? Glad to be here, later.

jameson dak dak dak.

BKK night 3 - start drinking way too early. myself and em2 decide to go out and take a longtail boat cruise. it didn't suck, but it wasnt great either. we get back around 6 and plan to go to lumphini that night to watch the boxing boxing boxing. never happened. instead i play some drunken hu like a ****** and flip redargoe 2 times for 2k. luckily i broke even on hte flips. that night, myself, clickingbuttons, and em2 went to the greatest street on teh planet - rca. we all got carded for the first time in the history of thailand and had to return to the hotel to pick up our ids. all was not lost and we made our triumphant return shortly after. route 66 + the bar next door. so many cute thai girls. anyway, i had the sense of mind to realize i was too drunk and left for soi 11. on the way, i had the feeling my cab driver did not like me. my suspicions were confirmed after he dropped me off and and yelled out the window "go **** yourself". i went to spice solo to try to sabatoge li's efforts. i have no idea what my problem is and should just let him be. fortuneatly, he was no where to be found. i had a drink, unsuccessfully tried to pimp myself out for 1000baht, and left.

em2 leaves today which is sad. even though i feel iller than i have in my entire life, i decided to extend my stay in bkk by 2 nights to hang out wiht my man fletcher. if i survive, its a goddamn miracle.

any flight recommendations from BKK -> east coast of canada? i want my flight to be fast, comfortable and not air canada. thanks!