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Old 06-22-2008, 09:39 AM   #3701
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I'm confused.
You are not the only one
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:42 AM   #3702
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maybe he stopped a suicide or something...

if u do not bring your camera or take pictures with your phone, i am seriously not helping you get mia noi's again.
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:56 AM   #3703
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:08 AM   #3704
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pawn shops and life insurance seems to go busto?
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Old 06-22-2008, 01:51 PM   #3705
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ofdabeat, clearly lesbo girl pyamaparty gone wrong when one girl was locked inside strapped to the bed in the handcuffs and could not come out. Has happened to me to...
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:48 PM   #3706
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when do you guys get into BKK? Ive just booked my flight to get in at 2.10pm. party time!

fairly quiet round here at the moment, we hit hooker row last night though which was all fun! hows tokyo???
Haff and fletch just had a blazing row about bull s**t while i was trying 2 sleep. Tokyo one time
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:05 PM   #3707
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Haff and fletch just had a blazing row about bull s**t while i was trying 2 sleep. Tokyo one time
was it about folding pp's in position?
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:32 PM   #3708
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ofdabeat, clearly lesbo girl pyamaparty gone wrong when one girl was locked inside strapped to the bed in the handcuffs and could not come out. Has happened to me to...
Went about like this:

Ok one of them could speak a bit of broken english. Apparently she locked herself outside and was threatening to jump because her "boyfriend no good".

They were shy shy because cannot speak anglit and never have falang boyfriend. Falang men too old. Why you live here farang big money? I look look you order pizza many times! cost money too mutt! ting tong!
thai whisky no good make head stupid maakmaa! ok drink one more.

You have arm like monkey but ok so white! suay suay me dark not suay you white suay. why you like dark? have thai whisky one more, chok dee!

I know you have girlfriend but mai suay! why you girlfriend mai suay? I tink you can have suay girlfriend. I think girlfriend you take all your money! that's why you live small apartment chai mai?

Next time i go disco with you! my friend me like you but cannot speak anglit mai pen rai i can explain! but i like you too if you shave your arm!

I tink you man no good dink too mutt! maybe good i don't know but handsome so ok!

see you see you chok dee! next time go disco but not dink too mutt! bye bye
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:43 AM   #3709
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Re: Thailand returns

Man ofdabeat, that post is really fun to read for some reason. Post more Thai>Farang dialogue.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:48 AM   #3710
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hahaha, that story is great.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:09 AM   #3711
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shave your ass too monkeyboy
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:46 AM   #3712
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was it about folding pp's in position?
hohoho i think it was about the haff cheating about on his middle age thai gf?
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:50 AM   #3713
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hohoho i think it was about the haff cheating about on his middle age thai gf?
he no like lady oollldddddd?
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:33 AM   #3714
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Hey li, im not gunna reply 2 u in the old thread as im probably on the verge of BANNED, and i need that thread,i mean really need it!!!
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:38 AM   #3715
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not 100% yet but looks like i am going back to phuket for july.

i am not ready to go back to the western world yet!
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:52 AM   #3716
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Haff and fletch just had a blazing row about bull s**t while i was trying 2 sleep. Tokyo one time
You?! Sleep?! No wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(I know, I know, I'm not one to talk) Also I forgive you for ignoring me in MSNL, although I did have to cry and write about it in my diary first.
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Old 06-23-2008, 03:13 AM   #3717
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Sooooo since everyone on Everest refuses to play me I have to find new ways to entertain myself.

I got this railbird to write some stuff on himself for me! It's hard to see but on chest it says "TEAM KATA" and stomach it says my name "Stylin_On_U"


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Team Kata one time!!!
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Old 06-23-2008, 03:18 AM   #3718
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Team Kata FTW!

a well spent $10 Li
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:25 AM   #3719
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Sooooo since everyone on Everest refuses to play me I have to find new ways to entertain myself.

I got this railbird to write some stuff on himself for me! It's hard to see but on chest it says "TEAM KATA" and stomach it says my name "Stylin_On_U"


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Team Kata one time!!!
hohohoho wot did u give in return?
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:40 AM   #3720
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Re: Thailand returns

Does anyone have a VPN solution proven to work with Betfair? I'm dying to get back to playing on my home court, bored to hell grinding the nits on stars.

Also, over the course of the last 6 weeks, I found it impossible to get hungover in Thailand. Must be the climate. Also, I never wake up tired, unable to start my brain without the subtle help of 3-5 cappuccinos like at home.
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:50 AM   #3721
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Also, over the course of the last 6 weeks, I found it impossible to get hungover in Thailand. Must be the climate. Also, I never wake up tired, unable to start my brain without the subtle help of 3-5 cappuccinos like at home.

You should not drink and party the correct way. If you come to bangkok I guarantee you a massive hungover and an impossible morning the next day.
Of course it's going to include the ofdabeat special "vomit by the taxi window at 4am on sukhumvit".
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:51 AM   #3722
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Re: Thailand returns

this is great. though you forgot a little, i overheard the conversation and edited in the forgotten pieces


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Ok one of them could speak a bit of broken english. Apparently she locked herself outside and was threatening to jump because her "boyfriend no good na".

They were shy shy because cannot speak anglit and never have falang boyfriend. Falang men too old na. Why you live here farang big money? I look look you order pizza many times! cost money too mutt na! ting tong!
thai whisky no good make head stupid maakmaa! ok na drink one more.

You have arm like monkey but ok so white! suay suay me dark not suay you white suay. why you like dark? have thai whisky one more na, chok dee!

I know you have girlfriend but mai suay! why you girlfriend mai suay? I tink you can have suay girlfriend na. I think girlfriend you take all your money! that's why you live small apartment chai mai?

Next time i go disco with you na na na! my friend me like you but cannot speak anglit mai pen rai i can explain na! but i like you too if you shave your arm!

I tink you man no good dink too mutt! maybe good i don't know but handsome so ok!

see you na see you chok dee! next time go disco but not dink too mutt na! bye bye
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:36 AM   #3723
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You should not drink and party the correct way. If you come to bangkok I guarantee you a massive hungover and an impossible morning the next day.
Of course it's going to include the ofdabeat special "vomit by the taxi window at 4am on sukhumvit".
haha i felt like the other kid untill we started drinking harder.. definately possible to get hangover and have huge blackouts.

i still have the picts of ofdabeat vomititing by the window of our taxi while me and jappe are getting hoes in the traffic to come to our party (with the taxi driver)
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:37 AM   #3724
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fletch daniel and myself are coming 31st of july.
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Old 06-23-2008, 06:12 AM   #3725
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haha i felt like the other kid untill we started drinking harder.. definately possible to get hangover and have huge blackouts.

i still have the picts of ofdabeat vomititing by the window of our taxi while me and jappe are getting hoes in the traffic to come to our party (with the taxi driver)
Ahah good times indeed too bad i was too drunk to f*.

BTW khun degen : Thank you na
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