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12-23-2012 , 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
So if I want to pick up a hooker at a club, can I just pick her and go or do I have to talk and act like I care about her?
the less you treat them like a hooker the more fun you will have, and the less it will cost. but yes you can just approach them, make an indecent proposal and they will usually go with you, unless you are obese
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12-23-2012 , 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by piepounder
the less you treat them like a hooker the more fun you will have, and the less it will cost. but yes you can just approach them, make an indecent proposal and they will usually go with you, unless you are obese....
.....or K2D
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Originally Posted by Pooter
Split the difference. If they still only give 15 days at a land crossing do a mini bus visa run, all in for 2500 in fact do it twice, still save 40 squid get another month in bkk holding hands with your girl friend. win/win.

Jan-feb gonna be ***** freezing wet and gloomy. Hang it out as long as possible imo

Your welcome.
yeah I know, but also my two tourist visa have finished come end of Jan. Im also getting free rolled on the return flights. In England I can get another 2-3 tourist visas sorted there. bring 500 packs of Karmagra over sell em for £5a a pop

im worried it some sort of greek/indian family trap, were they put me in a job when im back and get me married off (semi serious)

Last edited by PeoplesElbow; 12-23-2012 at 01:40 AM. Reason: also get to taste mommas cookin
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12-23-2012 , 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Spudhead
Speaking of rape a girl jumped on me yesterday before i had a chance to put a rubber on and now i am worried my dick is gonna fall off.

Pooter can you tell me how long before i start pissing razor blades ?
it can vary. should be 3-5 days after you develop a rash on your forehead
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12-23-2012 , 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by PeoplesElbow
were not nice people.






sounds like he already paid more then enough
Im curious what kind of physical deformity this guy has
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12-23-2012 , 02:18 AM
happy birthday to spiv!

come out tonight Ill chip in a few baht for any hot girl that doesnt have guns tatooed on her ass.
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12-23-2012 , 02:21 AM
But the girl with gun ass tattoos is the best one

Life is so full of hard decisions.

I will be out tonight, feeling better finally after eating some bad Indian food on Thursday.

Last edited by PokerSpiv; 12-23-2012 at 02:22 AM. Reason: ****ing Indians
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12-23-2012 , 03:40 AM
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But the girl with gun ass tattoos is the best one

Life is so full of hard decisions.

I will be out tonight, feeling better finally after eating some bad Indian food on Thursday.
you lie theres no such thing as bad Indian food. even if it gets you sick.

pyedog and I ran into 3 girls in the area with the circle clubs that are all very bangworthy. and I think I know the dirtiest/best girl in chaweng. she gets you to smoke some **** that is prob a mix of amphetamine or crack and viagara. she has multiple o's and bangs till 4 in the aft. and she is as hot as gun chick. second hand info btw I have to wait until my swede friend leaves b4 i take a crack at her - we had this convo after she wanted me to take her 4 days ago but like an idiot i take the high road and dont mow out of respect for swede bud


oh yah and she won the wet t shirt contest for 20k bhat if that is any indication
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12-23-2012 , 04:23 AM
Hell if you get some free Yaba for barfining her it's already a good deal.
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12-23-2012 , 06:35 AM
ouch PE was that really necessary?
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12-23-2012 , 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Vucking Vish
You lads in Phuket, my niece is asking me about going to Phuket/phi phi at end of April. Have the rains kicked in then? What's the weather like?
Was there for 3 weeks end of april/early may last year and it was sunshine, hot, humid. Rained like twice for an hour. Euro's will love the weather.
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12-23-2012 , 07:49 AM
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Was there for 3 weeks end of april/early may last year and it was sunshine, hot, humid. Rained like twice for an hour. Euro's will love the weather.
Cheers mate, and Lessu for ur post.
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12-23-2012 , 09:53 AM
I'm interested in asking some stuff but i don't really have time to go through most of this OT here.. Is there a Thailand skype chat?
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12-23-2012 , 11:01 AM
ahhh pls top talkin about indians...y the fk can they not even have an indian takeaway here..makes me **** sad sometimes..i would even eat it with khao neaw
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12-23-2012 , 01:49 PM
just short timed the girl with the guns. redonkulous body absolutey silly hot.. says shes coming back at 4. if so im thailands best lover. if not, well shes lamais most popular whore for a reason

love lamai. in lamai im sorta hot. in chaweng im the old guy hanging out with ripped 22 year olds that take my girls and dont have to pay

Last edited by piepounder; 12-23-2012 at 01:59 PM.
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12-23-2012 , 02:03 PM
oh and spiv theres a ladyboy going to show up at your place in an hour. happy bday
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12-23-2012 , 02:04 PM
Piepounder living the dream. Biggest degen in Samui.

Last edited by PokerSpiv; 12-23-2012 at 02:07 PM. Reason: Is it Tina?
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12-23-2012 , 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by mcbethk
I'm interested in asking some stuff but i don't really have time to go through most of this OT here.. Is there a Thailand skype chat?
just ask. most of us have fingers and will help you out even if the question has been asked b4

pm i can skype u if neded. better yet pm PE or spiv

Last edited by piepounder; 12-23-2012 at 02:17 PM.
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12-23-2012 , 02:22 PM
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Piepounder living the dream. Biggest degen in Samui.
funky cold madina
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12-23-2012 , 02:27 PM
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Piepounder living the dream. Biggest degen in Samui.
dude dont call me a degen again. im a degenerate. Ive earned the extra syllables
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12-23-2012 , 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by PeoplesElbow
ah shiiyet. Im going to go back for a few months I think end of January, but not totally sure. can you get JSA?
Pretty sure I could get JSA allthough am not. I know a chick whos been back from travelling and she has it.

As long as you didn't jack in a job before you left you will get it as far as I know.

But yeah seriously just go to Oz you will never regret it
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12-23-2012 , 06:59 PM
phuket in April/May is the hottest time of year. not very rainy. still beautiful as far as i'm concerned. that's a really good time to go to the islands IMO. I'm pretty sure that's around the time they start burning **** everywhere in CM ruining the air, and it's the worst time of year to be in BKK. at least in the islands (I'm assuming Samui is similar to Phuket in this regard, i've never gone) you have a sea breeze and watery things to do during the day. stay in the right areas and the breeze cools things pretty well. in my old house which took the seabreeze right to the face (on a mountain about 1km away from teh beach), i didn't even use A/C at night, just a screen door.

anyway, that's my $0.02. high season is December-Febuary for all of thailand, and I think that Bangkok's stuffiness in the hot season means it actually benefits the most from that time... though it gets really beautiful here during the high season (cool season). rainy times are worst around October in my experience, and if you were going to avoid Phuket for a weather reason, that's probably the best one. inexperienced motorbike drivers are pretty dangerous during that time... and experienced ones tend to try and stay off the roads when it rains... which can be pretty frequent. while BKK may have flooding, that's a time when taxi and BTS convenience gets super awesome. also, a higher % of **** you do is indoors in BKK, naturally an advantage for rainy days.

i've never been to CM during rainy season. would be interested to hear how folks feel about it.
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12-23-2012 , 11:44 PM
Merry Xmas to all you degens
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12-23-2012 , 11:44 PM
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just short timed the girl with the guns. redonkulous body absolutey silly hot.. says shes coming back at 4
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12-23-2012 , 11:46 PM
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dropped my phone one to many times. screen fcked. we'll get pics for u
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12-24-2012 , 12:07 AM
Did she come back?
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