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Old 05-09-2008, 06:52 AM   #3101
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Re: Thailand returns

Just back

Soi 6 is awesome

So many 17 years old girls in pattaya
I'll probably go to jail... or to hell if i'm lucky

But damn Number 55 at the tiger lounge is probably one of the sexiest piece of ass i've ever seen.

Just looking at her made me happy. And after 1year living in thailand it's not easy to just look in awe in gogo bars anymore.

anyway

there is somthing funny in pattaya
In the big gogos they try to remove the sex from the equation

I mean the showgirls do their stuff without a look for the audience, and disappear as soon as their show is over.

Impossible to even buy them a drink.

More and more people stick to a girl when they find a good one, wise move it's way harder than before ( let's say 3-4 years ago ).

Finding a hot looking babe with a good attitude and horizontal folk dancing skill is a mission nowadays.

Maybe i'm too choosy.

On a related note I need to find experienced nightlife enthusiasts on bangkok,pattaya and phuket for a business project. PM me.

Oh and I completely agree with this :

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1. Don't worry about money.

By all means don't overpay massive but to get the full on Soi 6 experience will require plenty of lady drinks and a few baht. You need the girls thinking your a good customer not a cheap Charlie. Really you need to spend time down there and get on first name terms and shag a few ST.

2. **** the top girl in the bar.

Soi 6 has a very very weird family tree and pecking order. Forget everything else you read about TG's in LOS. Soi 6 is another world.
Now the top girl in any bar will have every other girl there twisted up with jealousy. She'll be the one who gets most customers and nothing with piss the others off more than seeing her walking off LT while they sit out in the sun.
If you **** the top girl you will automaticly make yourself a very desirable punter to all the others. They will all want to shag you so they can tell her ' He loves me more than you' etc. Trust me they do this daily. It's fun if your playing the game. biggrin.gif

3. Only go with a girl you've argued with first.

Yes she's ting tong. Probably on yabba. Can drink you under the table but boy will she **** bow.gif




4. Do not go LT with a Soi 6 girl if your a decent bloke.

Now Go go girls or beer bar girls can be nice little partners. Not all granted but most hold your hand, they say nice things, they smile when they put your condom on , fold your clothes up and put toothpaste on your brush. People write things on message boards asking ' Is my girl different from the rest?'.

Most of my Soi 6 LT's don't hold your hand, will argue with you in the taxi, throw their phone at you at least once a day, cry, scream, smash your room up, drink your mini bar dry and do your head right in.

BUT.........She'll knock the bollocks out of you night and day. biggrin.gif

I'd say not for the fainthearted.


Anyway, back to J&P with my TG girl.


We spend the night having mad sex. She was a monster. Never in my life have I had anyone like her. Of course I know now she was on yabba. The room was trashed. The bed ended up 6 feet away from the wall, there was everything on the sheets and I had to pay 400 baht fine,my bum hurt biggrin.gif my pelvic bone was hurting, my willy was red raw and I cried out in the shower but **** me what a night. biggrin.gif

Next morning she wakes me up and tell me to come with her and pay bar. TG bar fine is 1000 baht LT and to be honest at the time I'd have paid anything to keep her with me. Miss X told me she only wanted a grand LT so all in at 2K was fine with me.

We sat in the bar and she introduced me to her roomate. WOW the lady was a 10. I'm avoiding using names here chaps. My reasons are I want to do you a report but some of the girls are still working in Soi 6 and we all know there are plenty of wankers who will show the girls their photo's. This could be life threatening so I've decided to do a report as descretly as possible. Hope you understand and still enjoy it.

Miss X asked me to help her friend. I knew it was going to well. I thought here comes the money ask.

What does she want then?
Miss X said and I quote. ' Please help my friend, she not have **** today or money'.

What do you want me to do ? I said.

' **** her' was the reply. Eyecrazy.gif

I said ' You sure you not jealous?'

' Why I jealous? I **** she as well'.

That was the start of my love affair with Soi 6.
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Old 05-09-2008, 06:59 AM   #3102
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Re: Thailand returns

awesome story.. .. well
the end of it
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:29 AM   #3103
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ofdabeat, nice story. When do you go back to bkk?
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:34 AM   #3104
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ofdabeat, nice story. When do you go back to bkk?
I'm back
But I'm broke

Btw just back from the local 7/11 there is a new cashier cute as hell. Should keep me busy for a bit.

I love that country
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:37 AM   #3105
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im back but my post will be quite mundane like the rest.....lol.

seems offbeat humopur not appreciated here...........


to all you in need of medical care.........PUBLIC HOSPITAL OK FOR THAI!

NOT OK IF YOU FROM WEST. IF YOU FROM WEST GO TO BUMRUNGRAD IF POSSIBLE.

SAME FOR DENTIST DONT GO TO ONE WHO DUBBLES SELLING CANDY!
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:44 AM   #3106
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im back but my post will be quite mundane like the rest.....lol.

seems offbeat humopur not appreciated here...........


to all you in need of medical care.........PUBLIC HOSPITAL OK FOR THAI!

NOT OK IF YOU FROM WEST. IF YOU FROM WEST GO TO BUMRUNGRAD IF POSSIBLE.

SAME FOR DENTIST DONT GO TO ONE WHO DUBBLES SELLING CANDY!
You're welcome to enroll in missionary help in african countries that are controlled by warlords.

First class ticket to paradise yo.
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:47 AM   #3107
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thai pubic hospital ok for THAIS.

not ok for the rest of us westerners.

i thought all knew that! theres always one in every crowd, go figgure.

if possibl e go to bumrungrad for medical needs.

dont go to dentist who dubbles selling candy!



khao jai mai or kapish!
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:50 AM   #3108
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i just checked the dates..

My mom had the dream on the same exact release date of the lost episode with jack having a appendix crisis. she doesnt even have the channel.

My pain started the exact time as the release date, i watched the show about 6-7hours later. my pain started in the hours around the release hour.

i was moved out of surgery the same day that the next episode was released..

Thailand voodoo... the lost island is phuket
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:08 AM   #3109
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Same thing happened to me, yesterday I had a dream : I would wake up with a huge boner next to a naked thai girl.

That's exactly what happened this morning! spooky!
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:43 PM   #3110
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ya gotta lub los.

im sit in internet cafe, a very bubbly girl telling guy she lub him and miss him , and oh by the way thanks 4 the munney u send me!
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:42 PM   #3111
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Re: Thailand returns

Good thread guys.

Arrived in BKK couple of days ago...this place is hysterical.

Anyways, we want to head to Phuket soon. From what I understand Kata seems like a good place to start -- not too crazy, not too quiet. Any specific beach recommendations? Where's a good place to stay on/very close to the beach in the <1000 baht range?

Also, anyone have experience with a REAL tailor in Bangkok? Recommendations?

Thanks in advance,

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Old 05-10-2008, 12:20 AM   #3112
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Nai harn beach... thjeres a small road somewhere with bungalows for about 10k baht a month on the beach side.

No idea where it is but the restaurants owners know

but they are ****holes.. the beach is very nice though
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Old 05-10-2008, 03:22 PM   #3113
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Can someone explain what any of this means?

- Soi 6
- TG
- LT
- ting tong
- yabba
- J&P
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Old 05-10-2008, 05:09 PM   #3114
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Can someone explain what any of this means?
- Soi 6 : the sixth road perpendicular to beach road in pattaya
- TG : thai girl
- LT : long time, as in "Heeey sexy maan, me lub you long time!"
- ting tong : crazy
- yabba : local often-smoked amphetamines
- J&P : a soi 6 bar

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Old 05-10-2008, 09:58 PM   #3115
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lt- girl not that attractive-looks wise- so they hook you with personality, at a reduced price for longer periods of time. personality doesnt command top baht....lol.
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Old 05-10-2008, 11:31 PM   #3116
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Re: Thailand returns

what is the difference between SOI 6 and SOI cowboy (yeah it is spelled different i think but that is how it sounds)?

what percent of people on this board that go to thailand pay for sex
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Old 05-11-2008, 12:57 AM   #3117
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everyone except me and poopui.

im here 4 the weather, kind people, architechture, history, yadda yadda and more yadda!
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Old 05-11-2008, 01:21 AM   #3118
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anyone knows if its possible to get a condo or appartment that looks like.. a factory?.. u now the drill.. the heavy duty door... the pillars... the big big windows... no small rooms everywhere

in bangkok of course.. as far as i have seen, its the only city in the world without them..
I would be interested in renting/buying one in 6months to 9months.. if anyone has contacts or links.. doesnt need to be that big..
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:34 AM   #3119
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what is the difference between SOI 6 and SOI cowboy (yeah it is spelled different i think but that is how it sounds)?[/QUOTE]



i don't understand, a soi is a soi.

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what percent of people on this board that go to thailand pay for sex
Here's what happens in 99% of the cases.

At the beginning gogo bars and hookers are great fun, everybody pays for sex.

Then you realize or are told that it's very easy to pick up chicks in Thailand without paying, so you do it for a while.

One of those chick become your girlfriend.

You get bored of shagging the same girl, try a massage parlour now and then.

Dump her and start the cycle again.

Or do like 99% of the thais find a mistress and some discreet places for your personal fun.

Sooner or later one way or another everybody pay for sex in thailand.

Except backpackers without money, they stick to "one shower a week" hippie-chicks.
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:45 AM   #3120
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I'm looking for a place to stay in chaweng and chang mai for ~1000baht/night and decent internet. Any recommendations?
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:45 AM   #3121
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Sooner or later one way or another everybody pay for sex in THE WORLD.
FYP
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Old 05-11-2008, 12:08 PM   #3122
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NTB,

I have a friend who is a virgin and more than twice my age and will never pay for sex and likely never have it so :P inyoface!!!

Pumpuii,

I'll ask about a wharehouse. I 'know' a smallish contractor in Bangkok. What on Earth are you planning out here? Sounds like it could be fun.
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Old 05-11-2008, 12:35 PM   #3123
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nothing, i just like those king of condos...
They have a lot of them in autralia/newyork/la/montreal










last one is fav
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Old 05-11-2008, 05:24 PM   #3124
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Sooner or later one way or another everybody pay for sex in THE WORLD
you guys are depressing, and wrong. but it's all good.
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Old 05-11-2008, 05:24 PM   #3125
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Hmm, the other day I saw an old warehouse overlooking the river on my way down the ferry, and my first thought: that would make sick condos. I would definitely consider doing some development work over here once I get more acquainted. Only problem there are annoying laws about foreigners owning property, and often used legal loopholes are being closed:

http://www.globalpropertyguide.com/Asia/Thailand

List of realtors:
http://www.globalpropertyguide.com/A...iland/Realtors
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