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09-17-2012 , 06:18 AM

#28076

foreveradrone

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,237

you won't get a work permit then. I answered your question as best as anyone could.

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09-17-2012 , 07:03 AM

#28077

theplayer541

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761

I cant imagine living off 1k a month here in chiang mai

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09-17-2012 , 07:08 AM

#28078

kick2dante

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,799

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Originally Posted by Yazzx

Wait... What?

lol

next to the toilet there is a lil water pistol thingy that the locals use instead of toilet paper

i guess you are just supposed to walk around with your ass and boxers wet the rest of the day

ive never touched one of the things

hotels will give you toilet paper, and always carry enough for emergencies rolled up in your pockets

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09-17-2012 , 07:24 AM

#28079

Yazzx

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,927

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Originally Posted by kick2dante

You can buy toilet paper in local shops? ^^

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09-17-2012 , 08:10 AM

#28080

KaizenK

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,741

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Originally Posted by kick2dante

that's why you walk up and down lower Suk with a dirty stanky ass... haha

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09-17-2012 , 09:01 AM

#28081

theRealOmahaKid

adept

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 926

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Originally Posted by Yazzx

You can buy toilet paper in local shops? ^^

No, grocery stores dont sell it, you have to go the toilet paper shop.

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09-17-2012 , 09:04 AM

#28082

PeoplesElbow

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 10,847

lol toilet paper in grocery stores? not even once, this aint the US of A, all your gonna in 7/11 are is bags of rice,instant noodles and small condoms

if your lucky to live near a Tesco yeah you can get toilet paper. I always carry half a pack of loo roll in my pocket, in case i ever need a brad pitt while im out and about

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09-17-2012 , 09:37 AM

#28083

kick2dante

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,799

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Originally Posted by Yazzx

You can buy toilet paper in local shops? ^^

according to these guys in thailand no

ive seen it in cambo at multiple places when not even looking for it

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09-17-2012 , 09:40 AM

#28084

Vucking Vish

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,018

If you got sh.it on your hands would you use paper to wipe it off or wash it off with water?

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09-17-2012 , 10:07 AM

#28085

ITT666

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,663

um... whoever ask, I think everyone is just having a go at you.

You can buy toliet paper, at pretty much any type of store you would expect to find it at in your home country.

Grocery stores and 7-11 all sell toilet paper. The 3rd world is not THAT far behind the developed world.

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09-17-2012 , 11:13 AM

#28086

kick2dante

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,799

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Originally Posted by Vucking Vish

If you got sh.it on your hands would you use paper to wipe it off or wash it off with water?

you would rub your hands together under water with soap

when you use that gun do you have to use your hands as well?

and how do you dry your butt?

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09-17-2012 , 11:18 AM

#28087

Vucking Vish

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,018

Quote:

Originally Posted by kick2dante

you would rub your hands together under water with soap

when you use that gun do you have to use your hands as well?

and how do you dry your butt?

Exactly, because you know its a far cleaner way to do it, no different with using the water gun.

No you don't use your hands, you just point the nozzle at your ring a few inches away and squirt, do it a few times and you get used to aiming it lol.

Use a couple of sheets or paper or towel or whatever to dry off.

I used to be in the paper only camp, but I was forced to use it a few times and realised its a much cleaner way to do it.

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09-17-2012 , 11:20 AM

#28088

zdzislaw

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 49

u should use first gun to wash and then use paper to dry butt.
it will be much cleaner that spreading **** around ur butt.

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09-17-2012 , 11:26 AM

#28089

iampi

adept

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 915

Explanation lacks pics.

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09-17-2012 , 11:32 AM

#28090

Vucking Vish

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,018

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Originally Posted by iampi

Explanation lacks pics.

Full explanation and video

http://www.talesfromanexpat.com/how-...ideo-tutorial/

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09-17-2012 , 01:13 PM

#28091

PeoplesElbow

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 10,847

soapy girls, i see you na

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09-17-2012 , 02:49 PM

#28092

frankpark9

adept

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,031

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Originally Posted by AceCR9

my monthly total looks like:
1k usd : rent + bills
1k usd: food
1k usd: fun (drinking + occasional soapy?????)

Don't kid urself Luke, more like 1k usd going towards soapy alone

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09-17-2012 , 07:12 PM

#28093

dfhwy7856

Guest

Posts: n/a

Hey, coming back to Thailand soon, planning to stay 9+ months, need a visa. Got a fresh passport without stamps and plan to study more thai when arrive there, what's my best bet? Should be able to get any kind of visa with fresh passport ez. Thank you!

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09-17-2012 , 07:12 PM

#28094

dfhwy7856

Guest

Posts: n/a

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Originally Posted by kick2dante

Sigh. You obviously dry your butt with paper after the gun.

And yes it feels great.

Don't know which toilets you guys are going to but the ones I use have toilet paper

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09-17-2012 , 07:44 PM

#28095

PeoplesElbow

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 10,847

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Originally Posted by DaGrunt

Get a tourist visa for 2months, then when ur here join a thai school n get a ed visa

Never done it. But guess thats how it is

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09-17-2012 , 09:02 PM

#28096

coxquinn

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,729

^except for the fact you'd have to leave the country and re-enter on the ed visa

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09-17-2012 , 10:02 PM

#28097

MyironThumb

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,378

The waterhose is amazing. If I ever move back home I'm getting one of those installed anywhere I live. I've always lol'd at the donks claiming not to use it but instead choose to smear **** all over themselves with toilet paper

And yeh, obviously you do the waterhose+paper combo to dry off

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09-17-2012 , 10:15 PM

#28098

coxquinn

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,729

along the same lines, anyone else finally realize how comfortable the thai/asian squat actually is?

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09-17-2012 , 10:25 PM

#28099

vomit

BipoloSchizoKleptoBitch Elite Radar™

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 2,690

Lol not that again quinn.

Here's the chat me and quinn had about thai toilets.

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me: I got caught once outside, had to take a shiet in a gas station. There was no toilet, only a hole in the ground, I had to shiet in the chair position. Worse, there was no toilet paper, only a **** stained container with a little bucket floating in contaminated water obviously. I had to wipe my ass with my hand, then wash my hand with contaminated water and finally poor alot of water on my bronze to flush it. It goes without saying there wasnt any proper sink to wash your hands after the fact. It was **** nasty bro.

quinn: Yea, I know what those toilets are like. You do realize its a healthier way of taking a shiet tho? You cant catch hemoroids from it.

me: I've never had hemoroids nor heard of anyone catching it from a proper seating position. Lulz

Last edited by vomit; 09-17-2012 at 10:27 PM. Reason: im most comfortable sitting on a bowl with my legs not being sore.