so I meet her on TF, because you all know im so sick with words, I get her wet online, she agreed to me me (why would they not im a 9.5)
so fast forward to Saturday night, we agreed to meet at 9:30. I thought id go for the fashionabley late appearance around 9:50pm. She trumps me by comming at 10:45pm. I was a bit mad n text vomit saying "im gonna r4p3 dis hw0re if she dont put out now"
So im just in a bar knocking back a few steve-wisers, thininking what my POA (plan of attack) is. Do I be mr nice guy or get her yucky as phuck. Obviously went for the latter. As I dont speak much thai, hard to have a convo, and wtf would I want to speak to a girl anyway, most are borning as ****. I only want to talk about sex and girls, and you cant talk to girls about that.
So I take her into route 66, I tell her im getting a bottle, she says no no. I buy two long island ice teas (highest alcohol content), she says it very nice and starts to drink it fast, im thinking at this point....
We dont really say much to each other at the start, were kind of standing next to each other in the club, i kind of move upaside her and kind of put my arm around here (test the waters). I keep toasting her glass which means she has to drink more. after the first drink she was kind of duck and now were griding and chit.
Her friends come and im like oh **** im gonna get **** blocked here, but I bee really creeepy and fake and nice to both of them, say there both hot etc etc. They said im a "handsum man", "good man".
They wanna go insomina, im like fawwk 300 bhat in, but yolo.
So we go there for a bit, she says im "tired", im like lets go back to mine, she said yes. the rest was history