TRIP REPORT: "The oh so secret not for farang suburban scene"
Ok so i went out a couple of times with locals expats to check out the local suburban scene. I never did before for some reason. Damn i was in for a surprise.
1. The small bar-karaoke scene
Just like mushrooms in a german forest ( hi manylevels ) the suburbs of bangkok are full of small anonymous places that light up when the night begins. It's usually quite small there is sometime a small stage and/or a karaoke machine.
In most of those places you can find between 5 and 20 girls/men with tits ready to entertain.
It's basically a beer bar with sing a song included.
how does that work: quite easy really, enter sit order a beer (big bottle 75cl for 50 to 100 bahts , whisky and spirits 60 to 100 bahts ) you should have immediate action : you are a farang, an oddity a strange white person with money and no clue.
The other customers are thai men, vellly friendly bunch usually, they like to share drinks and try to improve their english "hello, my friend ( gives you a glass of whisky ) how are you! where you come from?"
The girls are surprisingly nice to look at, it's kind of like in bkk, some lookers some average and a few issan monsters.
They charge 500bahts for the dirty deed, most of the time the bar has a room or two that you can use for free. If you prefer going home with your new found love the barfine is 200. No lady drinks.
2. The short time meat market
There are a few of those places, it's a bar with a stage full of girls (10 to 30 no that's not their age ). You can pick up one and talk for a bit, then if you feel like it use one of the short time room in the club. Or take her out.
The drinks are cheap and the girls even cheaper between 300 and 600 all inclusive room and all. No lady drinks nonsense.
3. The mia noi marketplaces
It's a kind of bar karaoke place, usually quite nice and comfy. There is no girls working there. It's a place where thai men go to find a mia noi ( mistress ) there is on any given night 5 to 15 girls, they are looking for a sponsor they can be office workers, massage girls, freelancers, students ect...
I've been quoted 6000 a month for a full time mia noi, live-in or not, your choice. It can go up to 15000 for the best ones.
It's really weird i know.
The drinks are a bit on the expensive side 75cl or beer is 120bahts, spirits 100.
4. the after hours disco pick up joints
Well in the suburbs every disco is an after hour, the police is cheaper to bribe i guess.
I've been to 3 of them, let me describe my most recent trip:
We arrived around midnight, free entrance no id check. The bottle of whisky is 450bahts, 800 for two ( benmore ****e ). If you want a nicer whisky take the 7/11 price and add 150 bahts.
You can also bring your own bottle and pay 200bahts.
The place is big and booming, even on a weekday, they close at 8am.
Many groups of girls, you will be the only farang in the club 99% of the time, it attracts a lot of attention.
There is a band playing until 2am and then it becomes pretty much awesome, they bring a crew of stunners, really hot pieces of ass on the stage and they strip, dance in skimpy underwear poor water on each others ect... there is a giant screen linked to a camera that zooms on the interesting parts of the female dancer's body.
5. the upscale karaokes
A big karaoke with about 25-50 girls waiting. Book a room and a girl (350bahts) have a bottle (500 to 1000) and she's going to start singing, you can be naughty in the room obv or take her out (300) after that the girl usually ask for 700 to 1000. The girls working there are damn hot, could be the main attraction of most nana plaza gogo.
6. the upscale massage joint
A rip off imo, 90minute with a girl (usually quite hot i admit ) for 1500 to 2000.
At least after that you are clean and the restaurant is pretty good and cheap.
That's it.
If you feel like visiting those places ( weekdays only ) PM me.
ofdabeat, don't forget the guide