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01-15-2018 , 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Pooter
A quick review on Pattaya

It's taken me about 2 years to finally admit this now but Walking Street in Pattaya is officially dead.

Now there is still the odd good bar here and there but they are very few and far between.

Ofc if you dont mind somewhere like iBar and Insomnia you might find some hot chicks but that's about it. Unless you are prepared to pay 1,000B bar fines and 3,000 ST or 5,000+ L.T for a hot chick from Sapphire or Whats Up a gogo's.

The worst thing about those prices, even though the chicks are hot is everyone i know who has taken one at those prices, from those places, say the sex has been ****, you cant lick their pussies, they want to put a condom on for a BJ etc... They do this because they can get away with it, so why wouldn't they. (Obv a slight generalization as no doubt you know someone who had great sex from there, but you get the gist of my point....hopefully)

So your paying near on western prices for slightly above avg chicks that you could prolly do in the west for about the the experience. (this applies to stuck up 'show girl' gogo dancers in places like Sapphire, Happy, Whatsup etc..)

Essentially most of the decent gogo bars with nice chicks have turned into plastic western style coyotes bars. The rest of the gogo's on offer have slim line ups of old, ugly, trashed bodies that I wouldn't **** for free let alome pay for.

L.K Metro is OK if your looking for a 'quiet' night of drinking and not looking for 'hot' chicks, there are a few nice ones about, but overall the quality of women there is just terrible. Fire up Wechat or Tinder in LK and all you get for 1000 meters is ladyboys and old/ugly massage chicks.

Soi 6 still exists and has gotten better, from a drinking/chilling point of view over recent years, but is still a short-time brothel soi with 90% ruff chicks and 7% okish ones and 3% young hotish ones, the best thing about soi 6 is the fact that it's no nonsense they're there to get ****ed and your there to **** them, still reasonable prices for a quick afternoon pump.

Now, if you wanna step out of the farang traps and feel young, handsome and rich enough (i'm thinking of Jspil and Co. here aka millennial Bangkok hipsters) and wanna try to 'pull' very hot, non hooker chicks - try Bone club, Differ, Club Noir and/or any of the Thai pubs on Third road between Pattaya Nua - Pattaya Klang, could possibly add Hollywood to that list but the mix of Chicks is about 60-40 Non hooker to hooker and most hookers go there on 'days off' or with their thai bf's.

This was gonna be more of a Walking street rant but meh go there for yourself to see how terrible it really has gotten.

Whats good about Pattaya compared to BKK?

Cheaper better food, ease of transport-getting about, cheaper gyms, beach's if you want them, even tho they're not great it's nice to still have a beer or dinner on the beach cheaply and easily if you fancy it.

I Use bkk as a comparison because the only two places worth living in Thailand (not holidaying) is BKK or Pattaya LDO


i agree with it all and if you're talking the bar industry it applies to bangkok as well.

walking street is a mess with all the tour groups and cheap charlies with their 7-eleven beers just loitering all night long.

i still like thailand but it's played out as far as the farang-centric sex industry goes. go there for food, for fun day trips, for boozing, conveniences, culture, maybe 1 or 2 bar fines over the course of the trip because why not, but the days of going there to bar fine two girls per day are over.

when i was there a few months ago the gogos were swarming with chinese. on three separate occasions i chatted with a random asian seated next to me and they were all from china. it's game over. just wait until they swarm on the gogos en masse and the gogos start catering to them almost exclusively.
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01-15-2018 , 07:26 PM
@pooter: i somewhat disagree, even though i just visited patts a few times and you live there full time (and i respect you as a poster).
i think you take the current situation in the hottest gogos (and the ones that focus on asian punters) and generalise too much. you probably also have a recency-bias due to x-mas-highseason (more punters, less girls --> higher prices).
yes, in general, sapphire, what's up, skyfall etc are not a good option to barfine a girl unless you want to pay a lot (or are especially lucky).
BUT: there are many many gogos on WS and even though the average looks of the girls are lower than in the top-tier, there are still enough stunners to find. and prices are on average much more reasonable, especially after midnight (500-800bht barfine, 2000-3000 for LT).

and unless you talk about the absolute "superstars" from sapphire, i mostly heard good feedback about the sex itself. (i never barfined from there, i agree it's not woth it; but it's a good place to have a beer with your mates, enjoy the view and not be hassled for lady-drinks).

now, i am not saying that the average girl-quality or the value you get for your money has not gone downhill over the last few years. i assume that's true. BUT:
you have to go with the times and adapt. go for a massage in chayapoon or soi honey and if you're happy with the girl, (try to) take her out longtime. much cheaper and on average better service and less hustle. or try one of the many "new" gentlemen clubs (exite, poste, club 4 or kinnaree & the other ones in this area). or go to nightclubs after 2am (and try a different place than only ibar / insomnia, way too many guys in there).

that's also what annoys me about lol69: you "constantly" lament about the low gogo-quality in BKK. and yes, it's true. especially soi cowboy is much worse than it was 5-10 years ago (and probably much much worse than it was 20 years ago). but instead of changing your ways and trying new stuff, you just do the same thing every trip. the world changes, adapt or die (lonely). btw, on my last trip i barfined a 21-year old stunner from billboard for 1500 ST (+800bf). the options are still there, you just need to look a little harder. there were also enough hot freelancers available around nana. and then you have all the soapies, thermae, hundreds of massage places on soi 24 / 33 etc, the thai-focused brothels and so on...

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01-15-2018 , 10:51 PM
Walking streets good for the cheap draft beer prices and AC with some naked chicks. You just got to find the places where the draft beer doesnt taste like week old piss. If you just want to romp some girls much better value places(Soi6).

I do remember like 4 years ago i could find some young gems in the smaller gogos for a 3kLT with great sex etc, to where now all the hot girls seem to be in palace,whatsup, and a few other select gogos with absurd prices as a standard quote all around. Even last time i was there in May low season gogo prices were absurd even when they werent busy. I can only imagine how sheit it seems now to a dude like Pooter whos a vet to the place and has been going since its hayday.

Still though if i take a random buddy from home to Pattaya for a week they'll have the time of their life on walking street.
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01-15-2018 , 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by throwaway1977
@pooter: i somewhat disagree, even though i just visited patts a few times and you live there full time (and i respect you as a poster).
i think you take the current situation in the hottest gogos (and the ones that focus on asian punters) and generalise too much. you probably also have a recency-bias due to x-mas-highseason (more punters, less girls --> higher prices).

Nah its just as bad in low season.


yes, in general, sapphire, what's up, skyfall etc are not a good option to barfine a girl unless you want to pay a lot (or are especially lucky).

BUT: there are many many gogos on WS and even though the average looks of the girls are lower than in the top-tier, there are still enough stunners to find. and prices are on average much more reasonable, especially after midnight (500-800bht barfine, 2000-3000 for LT).

This is still to much for the poor quality imo, i hardly see any stunners anymore, although i guess my standards are higher when you can get better girls for free.

and unless you talk about the absolute "superstars" from sapphire, i mostly heard good feedback about the sex itself. (i never barfined from there, i agree it's not woth it; but it's a good place to have a beer with your mates, enjoy the view and not be hassled for lady-drinks).

Never bfed from there either so im only going off second had stories, the guys are know are longterm degens tho so maybe that expect better?

agree for once in a while and for a drink it does fall under my 'the odd good bar here and there' statement

now, i am not saying that the average girl-quality or the value you get for your money has not gone downhill over the last few years. i assume that's true. BUT:
you have to go with the times and adapt. go for a massage in chayapoon or soi honey and if you're happy with the girl, (try to) take her out longtime. much cheaper and on average better service and less hustle. or try one of the many "new" gentlemen clubs (exite, poste, club 4 or kinnaree & the other ones in this area). or go to nightclubs after 2am (and try a different place than only ibar / insomnia, way too many guys in there).

I hinted at this already

Again my post was meant o be a full on walking street rant about how its terrible since back in the day, and it was something i never thought i'd admit, of course you can still get cheap hookers in Pattaya, i still say the overall quality across the city is way lower than it used to be tho.

that's also what annoys me about lol69: you "constantly" lament about the low gogo-quality in BKK. and yes, it's true. especially soi cowboy is much worse than it was 5-10 years ago (and probably much much worse than it was 20 years ago). but instead of changing your ways and trying new stuff, you just do the same thing every trip. the world changes, adapt or die (lonely). btw, on my last trip i barfined a 21-year old stunner from billboard for 1500 ST (+800bf). the options are still there, you just need to look a little harder. there were also enough hot freelancers available around nana. and then you have all the soapies, thermae, hundreds of massage places on soi 24 / 33 etc, the thai-focused brothels and so on...

lol69 is a two week tourist, (with mental health issues). Forgive him.

Quick cliffs as i got ****ing work to do.
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01-16-2018 , 02:38 AM
Pooter - Where do you live now (which Thailand city) and where and you getting your girls, Thaifriendly in Bangkok?
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01-16-2018 , 03:05 AM
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I guess the owners figured out that there is more money to be made by keeping the girls in the bar and the customers buying drinks. It's not so bad if 1-2 girls leave early with a customer, but if half the girls leave early then people don't stay to have drinks with half the lineup missing.

Why is gang rape going to be on the up and up? More Indian tour groups coming?
Bars have always made more money when girls stay in the bar and customers buy drinks. We're in the business of selling lady drinks. Bar fines are not that profitable. The reason bar fine costs go up is it is harder and harder to get girls these days. Hence higher bar fines to keep the numbers up in the bar. If a customer pokes their head in and doesn't see enough girls then they go on to the next joint.
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01-16-2018 , 03:18 AM
I'm thinking it might be time to settle down with one of these hot LBFMs before they're all too rich to want to put up with a disgusting fat old degenerate sexpat like myself. How long you think before Thai girls want nothing to do with degenerate foreign guys? Can't be too far off.
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01-16-2018 , 05:45 AM
so wheres the hot bitches at ?
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01-16-2018 , 05:45 AM
Your dong will stop working before Thai hookers will stop banging fat old guys dont worry bro.
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01-16-2018 , 07:36 AM
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Your dong will stop working before Thai hookers will stop banging fat old guys dont worry bro.
But will they still do bareback anal and swallow my cum for 1k baht + bar?
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01-16-2018 , 07:38 AM
I think I want to make a prop bet, I want to bet I can out-degen Pooter. I don't necessarily think I can do it, I just think it would be a fun bet to partake in.

Let's assume it will be in soi 6, does anyone have any ideas how we could do this, what degen tasks would be set for us and what the line would be on who would win? FYI I live in Pattaya for 5 years, but I've never been a manwhore or paid a girl to piss on me, so Pooter is definitely favourite.
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01-16-2018 , 08:23 AM
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Hi guys,

I'm looking to spend 2 months in Thailand. I'm going to be travelling with my wife and plan on 2 separate 1 month airbnbs. My work requires me to pick up a 40 inch monitor while i'm there (unfortunately can't use 4 27s as setup is powered by a laptop). Initially planning on making Chiang Mai our first stop and then BKK afterwards but nothing is booked yet.

My questions:
1. We just decided on Chiang Mai / BKK out of ease but ideally we would be near a beach. Is there any place that would be reasonably easy to get a 40inch monitor with stable internet setup but also nice beaches? Not a huge drinker and Patong seems awful. Is Kata viable?
2. Any guides you guys recommend other than the sticky from 2012?
3. Any 1 month spots you recommend...would need completely furnished and good internet
4. Can I get one of these monitors in Chiang Mai / hypothetical beach spot or would BKK have to be the first stop? Any recommendations on where?
5. Anything you guys recommend for the smaller things: (cell phone plans / how to avoid being hassled about working / other tips you wish you knew before you traveled?)

Thanks much!
A friend has a 43' monitor to sell in Chiang Mai, pm me for details
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01-16-2018 , 09:03 AM
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I think I want to make a prop bet, I want to bet I can out-degen Pooter. I don't necessarily think I can do it, I just think it would be a fun bet to partake in.

Let's assume it will be in soi 6, does anyone have any ideas how we could do this, what degen tasks would be set for us and what the line would be on who would win? FYI I live in Pattaya for 5 years, but I've never been a manwhore or paid a girl to piss on me, so Pooter is definitely favourite.
I've just finished 69ing a pre op lady boy. Are you sure you wanna go through with this prop bet?
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01-16-2018 , 01:24 PM
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I've just finished 69ing a pre op lady boy. Are you sure you wanna go through with this prop bet?
I'm less sure now. Maybe we should meet up and trade war stories next time I'm in town instead.
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01-16-2018 , 02:58 PM
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I've just finished 69ing a pre op lady boy. Are you sure you wanna go through with this prop bet?
Was it any good?
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01-16-2018 , 06:45 PM
Got a couple PM's asking to send over a PDF. I can't figure out how to message. So, I'll post it here and if that's not OK, can the mods take it down and send it to whoever wanted?
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01-16-2018 , 07:42 PM
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that's also what annoys me about lol69: you "constantly" lament about the low gogo-quality in BKK. and yes, it's true. especially soi cowboy is much worse than it was 5-10 years ago (and probably much much worse than it was 20 years ago). but instead of changing your ways and trying new stuff, you just do the same thing every trip. the world changes, adapt or die (lonely). btw, on my last trip i barfined a 21-year old stunner from billboard for 1500 ST (+800bf). the options are still there, you just need to look a little harder. there were also enough hot freelancers available around nana. and then you have all the soapies, thermae, hundreds of massage places on soi 24 / 33 etc, the thai-focused brothels and so on...
bangkok is a very small part of my life now. i doubt i even visit for more than 4-5 days this year. i'll visit gogos out of curiosity more than anything.
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01-16-2018 , 09:19 PM
yo i'm getting death threats over that stuff tonight
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01-16-2018 , 09:58 PM
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yo i'm getting death threats over that stuff tonight
Run
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01-17-2018 , 12:38 AM
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I'm less sure now. Maybe we should meet up and trade war stories next time I'm in town instead.


Nah i am sure you could out degen me now, maybe not my younger self but im pretty chilled out these days.
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01-17-2018 , 05:38 AM
what a cuck
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01-17-2018 , 06:03 AM
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Bro i think that is him. He even used to talk about training Muay Thai.
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01-17-2018 , 07:20 AM
Ledge.
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01-17-2018 , 08:54 AM
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Bro i think that is him. He even used to talk about training Muay Thai.
I'm undefeated as a fighter and this guy is a loser. (i beat roided out d1 college running backs because their technique and minds are weak, we all have two hands and two feet and at the highest level its largely mental once you train the body optimally, look at how saengchi wins, he really does it with his mind at this point.

The loser kid in the cocnuts vid jokes about fighting buakaw but I train 6 hours a week as if I'm the #1 contender. It'd be a tough ****ing fight but I'm ready for it 55

Part of the reason I train this hard is so no guy could ever say anything about my 'smaller than average penis' in real life because he can tell just by looking at me that he would die if he disrespected me

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