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07-11-2008 , 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by NewTeaBag
Yeah so.

just got in at 640AM.

Tiger. LOLOLOLOLOL 4-1 thai ladeeee to farang ratio

Went to safallllli

put in some proper effort to try ans steal myironthumbs 17yr old massage girl (WITH HIS BLESSING) to no avail.

Spent the next 2 hrs technoviking dancing with 5 gfs of the girl who like me mak mak but jst went home for awhile.

Man. This is a hard knock life.

PS Myiron, you BEST BE SHIPPING her 2nite, if not, I iz deffo gonna whack you one with my cutter.
lol i'll let miriam tell the story when he wakes up, pretty funny though.
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07-11-2008 , 02:00 AM
british casanovas? paliz, scandinavians are born expert puas.
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07-11-2008 , 03:12 AM
lol mak mak. I was really hoping you shipped her ron, that girl is insane

Basically i brought her back here and she immediatly passed out on the sofa for a while before throwing up, she then tried to sit back down and completely missed the chair and landed on the coffee table full of drinks. I thought it would be best to take her home at this point so I carried her out and placed her on my motorbike. She was completely passed out by this point so we took a random photo of me and fletch posing next to her on the bike before driving her home. trying to drive a motorbike completly hammered at 6am with a passed out girl falling off the back is NOT easy imo! Then at around 10am I woke up and she was there over my bed staring at me! I was too confused to say anyhing so I just let her in my bed. We definately need to start locking the door Fletch

so yeh, she's yours ron if you want her
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07-11-2008 , 03:29 AM
Feel like trying something new

I'm looking for an elusive "issan club" in bangkok, the only thing I know is that it's not in a tourist heavy district, they have regularly famous issan band playing there, the beer is cheap, it's full of girls and there is no farang to be seen.

Read and heard a few very good reports on the place, it even has an english website ( put online by a fan ) but I can't find it.

Any help?

EDIT: Found it!!

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ISSAN TAWAN DAENG on Soi Pattahnakan (continuation of Phetchabury Rd after it crosses Suk. 71, Klong Tan) Most taxi drivers know it, about a 70 Baht ride from central Bangkok.

There are two clubs across from one another; the one on the left (from Klong Tan) has the more popular "Luk Krung" and "String" pop music, the club on the right on the other side of the road has authentic "Mor Lam", the music that is the heart and soul of Issan and "Luk Thung": Thai country music.
It will be filled mostly with Thais but is very "Farang" friendly. There is a seemingly endless procession of singers, both male and female, each doing one number at a time. They are backed by an excellent eight to ten piece band and an enthusiastic chorus line.
If you sit near a speaker, it can be very loud so you might want to bring along a bit of cotton for your ears.
The crowd is very friendly; the dance floor is small so people end up dancing next to their tables and your neighbors will invariably encourage you to join them. It can really be a lot of fun.

Of the 300 or so people on any given night, a few will be farang, but most will be Isaan. There are gay Isaan people (and ladyboys) there too, and there is no discrimination, everyone is welcome. Enthusiastic Isaan people will encourage you to get up and dance, Isaan style, but will not be offended if you say no.

The food is ok, not great, but prices are reasonable. For a good choice of table get there by 9pm, especially late in the week.

There is always a line of taxis out front to take you back to your lodgings

Website: www.afana.org/tawan.htm

Kaah! let's go there!
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07-11-2008 , 04:08 AM
Warming up for your latest travel plans ofdabeat?

Im going with you but be aware that the pictures on that page where dated 2003
But not this weekend thou sins its my holiday.
Kris-day, celebrating 4months of saying maak maak after every sentence.
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07-11-2008 , 04:19 AM
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Warming up for your latest travel plans ofdabeat?

Im going with you but be aware that the pictures on that page where dated 2003
But not this weekend thou sins its my holiday.
Kris-day, celebrating 4months of saying maak maak after every sentence.
Yeah but I found recent posts about it so should be ok.
Have a Krisday happy maakmaak then
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07-11-2008 , 06:09 AM
Check these photos out.

http://www.afana.org/NaMoTDb.jpg
http://www.afana.org/TawanDaengStaff2b.jpg

The chicks on the left in both of them look like they smothered tooth paste or something over their faces. Is being pale really that cool in Thailand?

PS. I know it's not toothpaste.
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07-11-2008 , 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by MyironThumb
lol mak mak. I was really hoping you shipped her ron, that girl is insane

Basically i brought her back here and she immediatly passed out on the sofa for a while before throwing up, she then tried to sit back down and completely missed the chair and landed on the coffee table full of drinks. I thought it would be best to take her home at this point so I carried her out and placed her on my motorbike. She was completely passed out by this point so we took a random photo of me and fletch posing next to her on the bike before driving her home. trying to drive a motorbike completly hammered at 6am with a passed out girl falling off the back is NOT easy imo! Then at around 10am I woke up and she was there over my bed staring at me! I was too confused to say anyhing so I just let her in my bed. We definately need to start locking the door Fletch

so yeh, she's yours ron if you want her
hahahahaha. That would scare the **** out of me. I probably would have ko'd her. Did she say "haalloooo alluummmmm" when you woke up?

Post pic!

Last edited by schreech26; 07-11-2008 at 06:45 AM. Reason: Picture
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07-11-2008 , 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Konig
Check these photos out.

http://www.afana.org/NaMoTDb.jpg
http://www.afana.org/TawanDaengStaff2b.jpg

The chicks on the left in both of them look like they smothered tooth paste or something over their faces. Is being pale really that cool in Thailand?

PS. I know it's not toothpaste.
Yes. Light skin is all the rage. Most moisturizers have a special milk whitening ingredient in them.
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07-11-2008 , 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Konig
Check these photos out.

http://www.afana.org/NaMoTDb.jpg
http://www.afana.org/TawanDaengStaff2b.jpg

The chicks on the left in both of them look like they smothered tooth paste or something over their faces. Is being pale really that cool in Thailand?

PS. I know it's not toothpaste.
Baby powder. They use it to look more white.
It's really awful when you take a photo of a girl wearing it with a flash.

I'd say 90% my students (15 to 18 yrs old) use the stuff. It's cheaper than makeup.
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07-11-2008 , 08:36 AM
If ur handing her out myiron im coming bk. On the subject of scandies, i swear i heard it from a swedish guy himself that all scandies wer shy with the laaadies mak mak
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07-11-2008 , 10:24 AM
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lol mak mak. I was really hoping you shipped her ron, that girl is insane

Basically i brought her back here and she immediatly passed out on the sofa for a while before throwing up, she then tried to sit back down and completely missed the chair and landed on the coffee table full of drinks. I thought it would be best to take her home at this point so I carried her out and placed her on my motorbike. She was completely passed out by this point so we took a random photo of me and fletch posing next to her on the bike before driving her home. trying to drive a motorbike completly hammered at 6am with a passed out girl falling off the back is NOT easy imo! Then at around 10am I woke up and she was there over my bed staring at me! I was too confused to say anyhing so I just let her in my bed. We definately need to start locking the door Fletch

so yeh, she's yours ron if you want her
So, basiclly, this just makes me want to have mad wild luvin with her even moooooooore!
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07-11-2008 , 01:29 PM
i got a bamboo tat on my forearm. i've never had any other tat's so can't compare it but it hurt a lot less than i thought it would and hasn't faded much at all in over a year. very happy with it. i got a henna tat first just to try it out and see if i liked it, then i had the dude just use the henna as his blueprint, if that makes sense.
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07-11-2008 , 01:39 PM


Paethongtan Shinawatra

Thaksins youngest daughter, she just graduated from Chula today.

I found her Facebook but there is no link to send her a message or add her as a friend. $500 to the man who gets me her phone number =)
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07-11-2008 , 02:35 PM
Yo Myiron I know I've asked you this before but what dates approximately will you be in the UK??
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07-11-2008 , 05:16 PM
LOL I haven't laughed this hard in a while LADY AT TIGER TOOK MY GOLD! IT WAS PROBABLY RADY OLD!


[15:39] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: I have party in tiger have lady take my bag
[15:39] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: go away my money ,telephone,and gold.
[15:40] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: finish
[15:40] ME (E-mail Address Not Verified): that sucks
[15:41]ME (E-mail Address Not Verified): which lady
[15:42] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: yes me have little good luck
[15:42] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: them take every finish take bat put in the toilet
[15:43] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: i can got have ATM card
[15:43] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: I want see you
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07-11-2008 , 06:13 PM
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LOL I haven't laughed this hard in a while LADY AT TIGER TOOK MY GOLD! IT WAS PROBABLY RADY OLD!


[15:39] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: I have party in tiger have lady take my bag
[15:39] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: go away my money ,telephone,and gold.
[15:40] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: finish
[15:40] ME (E-mail Address Not Verified): that sucks
[15:41]ME (E-mail Address Not Verified): which lady
[15:42] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: yes me have little good luck
[15:42] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: them take every finish take bat put in the toilet
[15:43] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: i can got have ATM card
[15:43] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: I want see you
haha, that was actually pretty good english compared to some of the cryptic sms ive gotten
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07-11-2008 , 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by EmpireMaker2
LOL I haven't laughed this hard in a while LADY AT TIGER TOOK MY GOLD! IT WAS PROBABLY RADY OLD!


[15:39] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: I have party in tiger have lady take my bag
[15:39] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: go away my money ,telephone,and gold.
[15:40] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: finish
[15:40] ME (E-mail Address Not Verified): that sucks
[15:41]ME (E-mail Address Not Verified): which lady
[15:42] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: yes me have little good luck
[15:42] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: them take every finish take bat put in the toilet
[15:43] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: i can got have ATM card
[15:43] naraknaka2550@hotmail.com: I want see you
Ahahahaha! This is gold.
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07-11-2008 , 10:17 PM
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i got a bamboo tat on my forearm. i've never had any other tat's so can't compare it but it hurt a lot less than i thought it would and hasn't faded much at all in over a year. very happy with it. i got a henna tat first just to try it out and see if i liked it, then i had the dude just use the henna as his blueprint, if that makes sense.
Cool thanks, yeh that makes sense
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07-11-2008 , 10:18 PM
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Yo Myiron I know I've asked you this before but what dates approximately will you be in the UK??
1st of August babbbyy!! Are you going to be joining me for a night out over there??
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07-11-2008 , 10:20 PM
Yo judge I just saw that I had a few big slick loyalty points now, and you can redeem them for live donkaments upto £200 freezeouts in there card room. Have you ever done this before? worth doing? and if it is worth it do you wanna play a couple whilst I'm back in the UK?
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07-11-2008 , 10:24 PM
lol blake thats awesome, wtf was she doing with a block of gold in tiger anyway???
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07-11-2008 , 10:30 PM
ok my new biggest love of thai girls is there text messages. i know the haff had a few classic ones in the past but this one is definately my favourite so far that my friend recieved

"Hello!;-) jame. you busy you work you tired i want ask you. i go see you. can or can't. if yo tired i not stir you i to know ;->... i want ask again you like me because you want sexual relationship with me only."

how the hell does she know 'sexual relationship' in english?!
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07-11-2008 , 10:34 PM
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ok my new biggest love of thai girls is there text messages. i know the haff had a few classic ones in the past but this one is definately my favourite so far that my friend recieved

"Hello!;-) jame. you busy you work you tired i want ask you. i go see you. can or can't. if yo tired i not stir you i to know ;->... i want ask again you like me because you want sexual relationship with me only."

how the hell does she know 'sexual relationship' in english?!
that actually makes sense unlike my ones. she knows some advanced words too
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07-12-2008 , 12:46 AM
I've seen a Thai book that's essentially English phrases for bar girls. All things like "honey I miss you too much." The thing that cracked me up was how bad the english in the book was.
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