I'm actually going to DK this week, can I get some recommendations re: food? Promise not to hit on your girl.

If you're doing this from CM, you'll get a very high ticket number and will probably miss the Nok Air flight out to chiang mai 5.45pm, better to just stay 2 nights imo. If coming from BKK way more options with flights, you should be able to make something work.

LOL 99% of the guys in here aren't going to DK ever let alone on the reg...

I'll go order the 190b pumpkin soup and a bottle of water. I'm regularly in Chiang Mai.

Not hot at all. Random pumpui waitress from pool bar, late 20s i think, not sure.
#confirmed superpeen tho

Im confused. New acc?

So Tomate is the ****** with bipolar issues. Ok. Not surprised.

I have never eat there, out of my budget, my GF start today, but she can only eat thai food there (not steak or wtv), so idk what to recommend but judging from trip advisor everything look god damn good!

Ill ask her anyways when she come back if she has idea of what people are eating the most there, but she probably won't know since it's her first day.

beef tongue

sellin baht,pm me.

So I see Swimmin is banned but I hope he is unbanned soon. Swimmin, my recommendations are this.
1) You are a beautiful person. So use your beauty and your charm and find a young cute girl, maybe virginal, who will fall in love with you and love her back and she will love you and be devoted
2) Do what Jspill suggests and get good in bed, learn to use your tongue etc.
3) I hate to bring this up because it is probably dangerous in many ways, but do you realize that there is penis extension surgery that can take penis length that is inside your body and extract it to the outside? I have a large penis but the base is full of bumps and hairy spots. Well this happens to be a problem with penis extension surgery. You may end up with embarrassing problems at the base of your penis that people who's penis dropped extra low during birth already have.
Having a large penis isn't everything it's cracked up to be.

It's not a permaban.

Another thing I would say to Swimmin, I would happily trade you my 7.5 inches and average looks for a small penis and your looks and it ain't even close

edit - I'm being honest with the sizing. I do have a porn sized penis.

7.5 isn't really 'porn sized,' at least not in the west where most of us are from.

Also I don't think I'd ever trade better looks for a smaller dick. Only maybe if I was literally the ugliest guy in the world and I could trade in to being literally the most physically attractive guy in the world. It would have to be a worst to first type of trade and even then I don't think I'd make that trade if it meant having a mico penis. I might make that trade to go down to 5.75 but not to go down to a mico penis.

Surely you're either trolling yourself or just trying to make Swimmin feel better.

I'm pretty sure most women in this world, if they had the choice between being fu cked by an ugly guy with a big dick or a handsome guy with a small dick they'd choose ugly guy with big dick all day every day.

In this thread I'm a half inch away from having a porno dck. My parents would be proud.

Also wealth and status is more important then cock size or looks to women. The great thing about wealth is you can earn that. You're kind of stuck with your cock and looks so might as well just accept them.

you guys really need to cool it on the dick talk itt. It's hardly fair that Swimmin gets banned for spamming the thread about his dick problems when EVERYONE keeps goading him on and mentioning their own penis.

Does the travel forum need a dick containment thread or something? Not sure but either way this thread needs to stop constantly talking about *****.

Next time Swimmin gets banned for discussing for his dick I'm giving everyone else who was discussing it with him a temp ban as well.

Now that BGP has felt the power of using the ban hammer hes hungry to swing it again.

Actually technically I did not ban him. Long story.

Trying to make swimmen feel better.
I completely disagree. I disagree 95 percent. I don't believe you are close to correct. So no troll.

In fact, I will say you are the troll. You are the one with an absurd idea of reality.

I was giving honest estimations to a man who is traumatized by a small penis. You are a troll. Period.

My apologies go ahead and temp ban me. I was attempting to give decent advice to a person who was traumatized. That's all.

I do like how this thread has evolved from a figurative dick measuring contest to a literal one

I would amend what you say - wealth and status and looks are by far more important than cock size.
Otherwise I agree, many of us are a half an inch shorter than porn star status. Or hey, maybe we're porn dick size but just short of stardom.

edit - and I agree that wealth and status are somewhat greater than looks to most women.

So long as looks are adequate, moderate, somewhat redeamable. Otherwise, you're unfortunately screwed and will be taken advantage of.
Ha Ha! I could be wrong on this one. But not on the cock size issue.

Tell that to Salman Rushdie while he's banging Olivia Wilde and about half a dozen other Supermodels.