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Originally Posted by kaah
ofdabeat, clearly lesbo girl pyamaparty gone wrong when one girl was locked inside strapped to the bed in the handcuffs and could not come out. Has happened to me to...
Went about like this:
Ok one of them could speak a bit of broken english. Apparently she locked herself outside and was threatening to jump because her "boyfriend no good".
They were shy shy because cannot speak anglit and never have falang boyfriend. Falang men too old. Why you live here farang big money? I look look you order pizza many times! cost money too mutt! ting tong!
thai whisky no good make head stupid maakmaa! ok drink one more.
You have arm like monkey but ok so white! suay suay me dark not suay you white suay. why you like dark? have thai whisky one more, chok dee!
I know you have girlfriend but mai suay! why you girlfriend mai suay? I tink you can have suay girlfriend. I think girlfriend you take all your money! that's why you live small apartment chai mai?
Next time i go disco with you! my friend me like you but cannot speak anglit mai pen rai i can explain! but i like you too if you shave your arm!
I tink you man no good dink too mutt! maybe good i don't know but handsome so ok!
see you see you chok dee! next time go disco but not dink too mutt! bye bye