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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
I woke up after passing out in a bar and puking on the floor and now I don't have a wallet. Now, I am massively hung over.
Standard, right?
ARC gone, Korean CC canceled can't do anything with my American card cause it's 10 PM there on a Saturday. So, broke until I find my wallet.
one time i drank so fast in a night club i was on the brink of puking. then i took 2 shots in a row and couldn't hold the second one down and my stomach starting convulsing and i desperately put my hand over my mouth and ran to the bathroom in our room and puked my guts out in the sink
i came out looking like **** with red eyes from the puking and grabbed my murse as people were saying 'dan are you okay????' i had just bought that man purse and earlier that night all my friends were calling me a **** saying 'wtf do u have a murse for all u need is ur wallet and ur phone ur an idiot'
for some reason my girl hadn't left despite the puking
room was quiet and they were worried
i then came out of the bathroom brushing my teeth using the toothbrush / toothpaste i had in my murse with a big ass smile on my face nodding my head up and down going "THAAAAAAAANK YOUUUUU"
it was glorious.