I tried online dating the first week i have been here and i have to agree.
I set up this filipino cupid account up around 3 weeks ago and received over 600 intrests from girls. Went on a few days with some good looking ones but was not impressed. These girls also told me that they get messaged to death from perverts and guys proposing marriage in the first sentence.
Overall the quality of girls online seems to be pretty low if you compare it to shopping malls or clubs, so i wont spend more time there.

ya my most recent ones havent been very good at all but they came directly to my room were down to **** (or suck actually) immediately and i had told them i didnt have much time to hang out so they were ready to leave right after........ ill take it while waiting for the home runs because my 2 best of the year both came off DIA and they are 2 of my top 5 in asia........ plus they are generally way hornier/dtf than the chicks in malls who may just be giving you there number to be text mates or friends or slow moving relationships


actually had not quite a dating site home run but a really good one over yesterday but she wouldnt go past anything over the clothes any time i tried to take bra off or unbutton pants she would stop, she was a lunch date and i already had a seemingly very dtf dinner date waiting for after who comes over is in bed within 20 minutes has on crotchless panties............. but had molluscum and im also pretty sure she was a pro even though when i asked her if she was beforehand she said no........................ so blueballed twice on the same day

molluscum must be pretty prevalent here because i was only with a few working girls last time i was here and one had it and this was my first working girl this time (on accident) and she had it to, id say at least 90% this girls was moll and 75% the others was

i live next to this totally potential jailbait girl, she is always sitting outside her place usually with family and recently started saying stuff to me as i walk past and if i look over or say hi she/they all laugh like its the funniest thing ever, well i walk past a few days ago and she is outside with no family around holding the baby they always have she is staring at me i ask if her baby she says ya some korean guy who ran off....... i ask her how old she is she says 18 i get her number since its rare to see her without mom/grandma/half the neighborhood watching but still am hesitant, in text i tell her im scared cuz she looks so young she says she already told me she was 18 and was born in september of 1994

I actually had quite the opposite experience with my first online girl here being a virgin and the second one super sweet but shy and conservative. I am still talking to 3 hotties but they are really hard to get out on a date. I did not had much problems getting hot girls the last nights i went out into clubs here though.

To your girl i would say get in before child number two. It does not get any better anymore. lol

its all variance, some times ull go 4 straight that come right to your room and are naked in under an hour, then youll go 3 in a row that just want to meet for lunch and chat and wont even consider going back to your place

i was more commenting on that girls math skills at calculating her age

it was Paul B's!

"do you like massage?"


the greatest 4 words ever

that reminds me the one massage parlour i went to in cebu, they put me with a male masseuse, later i found out apparently that's standard (wat). i asked to change, went into room, laid on front nude, standard in thailand. they don't care about nudity, it signals you want an ass massage, and it lets them put the towel over you in the way they want, if they want (sometimes they'll take it off you if you put it on, and put back on in a different way). girl gasps, says 'sirrrr can u put the trousers on, i don't feel comfortable'. no backside massage even through the trousers, loud gossip throughout the whole thing, and no chest massage (wtf). and they had the nerve to name the place 'nuat thai' (thai massage). i told them i wasn't happy.

so yeah a date that offered me a massage would be music to my ears there

you have it backwards......... you should be the one saying it


lol nuat thai is like the biggest massage chain here and no there is never anything happening at one of those places


i went a year and a half without getting a massage in asia then the first time i went to one in angeles without even asking the girl took my shorts off and gave a happy ending, so the second place i went to i just did what you did fully naked and got the same reaction (except she did the massage with me naked but towel always over, i did catch her taking a quick peek when i rolled over onto my back)


so then i went and did some research on the sexperv boards and somehow the first one i randomly went to happened to be one of 2 or 3 (out of what must be 100 in angeles) that does happy endings

This is the Philippines not Thailand..

don't get butthurt, I love the Phillipines, just a shame it's hard to find the same style of massage Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Hong Kong, Japan etc. have.

Careful who you get involved with, someone's gone very very far and gotten quite creative. I couldn't get into the country. Update later

I hope you made it rain with them old pesos at the border

This going to be intresting, guess the old GF got pissed you dumped her.

NEVER cross Paul B.

This is the most excitement there has ever been in the phi thread............................................ .................................................. ..............................................wait ing

you have to be going pretty bad to get banned from the philippines. most of their population is doing everything they can to get out LOL.

Too bad for all the teary eyed Filipinas eagerly awaiting Fanapathy's arrival

jajaja

my week:

when i was here in february i had spammed the j ave facebook pages picture list for any girl who tagged herself with friend requests and started a nice lil tree of friends, i was to life tilted to make any use of this last time i was here but on saturday i texted one of the girls and she came over to my place an hour later, we watch a movie she isnt to good at english things really not going very well but massage gets the job done as it has every time but once........ but being as she works at j ave and it was to easy i thought maybe i had freerolled a hooker so was a bit worried......


sunday i text at least 50 girls cant get 1 to come over, had a few that would meet me for lunch but ive gotten lazy and havent actually left my apartment to meet a new girl in weeks, whats the point when so many will just come right to your room?


monday i was trying to get a different chick to come over but she was slow to respond so i texted 5 or so other girls one of which was the j ave girl from saturday who comes back over to watch another movie...... nice to know i didnt free roll her wasnt really sure if she would ever talk to me again....... she did


tuesday i am greeted at 6am by a girl who says she "wants to come visit me for being such a good friend to her" when she got back in town from a trip to the islands with her sister...... my being a good friend entailed getting her number a few days before and texting her good night every night and good morning in the morning, i also told her not to worry about her late responses when she was on the islands because i understood she got no reception and she thought that was just the sweetest thing

then in the afternoon a girl who i was introduced through via text by a different dia girl (who i never met) comes over we watch a movie and massage does the trick



wednesday i meet a girl who lives an hour away on facebook that day (introduced by a "friend" who i met when spamming friends lists who happened to be married but said i should message her friend) she shows up at the mall really late in the afternoon we buy groceries head back to my place she cooks herself some dinner theres like 45 minutes before she has to go and somehow i close the deal despite thinking there was no way we had enough time


thursday invite a girl back over who had blueballed me before only allowing over the clothes play in bed, this time shirt could come off but no pants, really vicious blue balls when she is dry humping you for an hour........ invite a different girl over after and somehow get a bj when thinking i had no chance (talk went well but not sexual at all, towards the end i just sorta went for it with a horribly lame attempt and i guess it worked but it was pretty terrible)


friday a dia girl i met on the site a year ago and chatted with on fb quite often finally came to visit me, she had to come now because next week she is going to finland to meet her boyfriends family (he was here for 2 months up until a week ago meeting hers) but apparently the boyfriend doesnt like sex they rarely ever do it (didnt do it one time on a month long trip to malaysia) so she was horny as can be....... one of the best thick leg/ass combos ive had in asia, may actually have been the best



will say that when meeting at the mall first and eating/roaming around the talking/chemistry definitely is a lot better, but not sure that even matters

dante ur like the don juan of the philippines

meh im just kinda like around and available is all

so this girl who wanted me to pay her to hang out........ i decide to try again with her (but obv not pay her to hang out) and invite her to a movie she says she is so sad cuz she just lost her cell phone...... but will come here if i buy her a new one!! also said no transportation money i told her id pay her bus fare cuz she is hour away and she says taxi only!! she is such a kind girl with the sweetest heart!!

last week when a fb friend was over she saw this girls pics and said she new her, i told her about how she wanted me to pay her just to hang out and she said the one time she met her the other girl told her she liked her sandals and asked if she could have them


kinda feel like inviting her out here saying ill pay the taxi and just not showing up, im really not that evil but think this girl kinda deserves it

OK so I guess I owe it to explain the story. And yes, I had gotten numbers and was setting up dates with really hot girls from online...FFS!!!

Alright so if you followed this thread a couple years back, you'd know I had a girl that got pregnant or "pregnant". I knew that this was a somewhat famous way of scamming, and she wasn't scamming me because I didn't give her jack **** and I made it very clear I'm not marrying. She looked pregnant, lots of people were asking how many months, my nurse friend was convinced, she had no periods, she was growing, taking pills, she had all the distinct symptoms, we were discussing kid names, she wanted me to start buying baby clothes and getting a crib, etc. So yeah, it was compelling - WTF - I still have no clue how she did it and she's refusing to tell me the truth.
Anyway, this girl was a total mess in general and we were having very loud fights all the time, she was quite violent at times and destroyed my stuff - I couldn't lay a hand on her because she's got my kid - I am not being an ******* and leaving a pregnant poor woman with no place to stay behind, no matter how ****ed up the girl is. I can't live with that...
So yeah, I put up with everything and it completely destroyed me - I've had depression for 2 years just staying alone in a room not talking to anyone and only going out for food.

Anyway, here's how I found out. I was getting suspicious as in my opinion her stomach should be a little bit bigger at 8 months even though she's a tiny girl. She had always refused getting tests, because 1) It's obvious, I know I'm pregnant and you know it 2) It's bad luck and something might happen to the baby. Superstition, OK, I'm not drugging her down and forcing her.
A morning I got up at like 4AM. I shut off the water-flow really tight, flushed, emptied the toilet bowl as much as I could and waited for her to wake up and take the morning pee. She did and I discretely went ahead and got a couple good samples. Went to the pharmacy, bought the 2 most expensive tests and went to a public bathroom. Negative.
I went back, showed them to her.
She freaked out obviously. I just said "You know what this means right". -"Yes...I know".

So that was the break-up right there.
From there onwards, all hell broke loose. I don't wanna go through all of this as it's very emotional for me and still triggers, but she made my life a living hell. Well, it already kinda was so more like complete inferno or whatever.
She stole 50K, destroyed my laptop and tried to destroy my PS3 but it's a quality system, called the cops on me, tried to get me deported, I got a court order (or invitation to a trial, not sure the correct word), she tried to get my family and friends against me, etc.

Yeah - she even called Paul B. At like 4AM. GG Paul. And everyone on my phone list (how the hell had she gotten this?).
I decided to leave in November 2011 because I was totally messed up and only capable of drinking liquor all day so needed time for healing.
Getting out was hard, I had overstayed. 18 months. First few was laziness, I got 15 mins late the first time and I got kinda shy about going back because I had a bad experience in Intramuros. The latter was because of fear of getting deported when I have a birth due and a woman in need with no money. So it had gotten long.
I wrote a letter of apology and had long talks with immigration, they understood this and permitted me to leave - I paid about 40k for late extensions and fees/fines and eventually got cleared and free to leave and come back.

Everything is fine in my passport with stamps of permitted stay and everyone said it's fine to come back, I made sure of that.
So I came back. Immigration stopped me, we went in an office and they searched to figure out I was blacklisted. She had filed a complaint sometime in 2012. I have no idea what it says, will be an interesting read if I ever find out. And the commissioner had believed whatever crazy insane story she's made up and banned me based on it.
WTF can it be? Gotta be pretty damn bad. Yeah, she's good at making stuff up.

To lift this required the authority of the same guy who had banned me, and he's higher up and in another office. Requires a written letter, probably a week+ to get a reply.
I considered trying a bribe but the office was packed with workers and it really didn't seem like a great idea. Plus I only had like 7K which might not cut it. There were like old sweaty sex tourists in the office as well getting deported and they didn't seem to be bribing either. And it's really not my thing, being a super honest guy it's way out of my comfort zone.
So yeah, they sent me back through my airline. It was a fun day there though, I got interviewed by some hot journalists from some paper that were just giggling and flirting "Wow you look like a rock star teeehehehehe". I didn't really take this hard just laughed about it. A security guard who was in charge of staying with me ripped me off for 20 pesos when he was buying me water, hahahah, ****ing sad loser.

So yeah, I'll try to contact PI/Norwegian embassies and hear how we can sort this out and lift the ban. It's a total joke. I am in Bangkok now. I recommend visiting this place, it's way more laid back. People are giving you a break and aren't getting in your face all the time like lots of places in Manila and it's significantly cleaner in general but a bit more expensive. I'm randomly at a hostel (met a US girl at Delhi airport, we got along) and drinking/traveling with all sorts of people from every continent.

I'll be back and will update if I can get this sorted, it will be interesting what sort of procedures you go through to fix this and what hurdles will be encountered.
Cheers everyone I hope you have a great time as well.

Should be easy, if Paul B is a friend of yours. As we all know he can get anyone kicked out and banned at anytime he chooses, so one would logically assume he can get you back in just as easy.

sounds like you were massively naive by not getting her tested at the start but that's all water long under the bridge.

Just get over it and crack on! Good luck!