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09-18-2013 , 10:28 PM
LC has been delivering top lolz overnight.

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Originally Posted by CrunchyBlack
Had this convo with my lifting bro the other night. What is the point of getting all thick and tight if some 130lb MMA clown could wreck you in any sort of physical confrontation? thinking about taking a basic self defense class or something.
You are correct. There is no point. My cousin is the reigning 130lb no-gi jujitsu world champion. He walks around just praying that someone starts something so that he can whoop their ass.

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Originally Posted by Syndr0m
Good read and interesting article about how most of our generation is unhappy because everyone thinks they're special but don't get the respect/responsibility that they think they should, plus people inflating their lives on fb which gives us a skewed view of the world

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wait-b...b_3930620.html
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Originally Posted by crashjr
That article made the facebook rounds last couple days and many lols were had. It was full of gen Yers agreeing with the premise of the article and telling their generation to WAKE UP, yet a cursory review of those same people's facebook posting history reveals that they are part of the unhappy, privileged, and whining masses of special snowflakes.
Exactly this.

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Originally Posted by downtown
A friend of a friend of mine wrote this. I think it's dumb. Every older generation writes some old man shakes fist at cloud **** like this about the younger generation. (I am on the border, but would likely identify with the older Gen X, if forced.)

Also, top lel at the happiness equation. Reminded me of the fear/love spectrum in Donnie Darko.
Also this. One of the stupidest things I have read recently (and I spend a lot of time reading H&F).

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Originally Posted by Syndr0m
Less weight. You are now officially part of H&F and will stop making strength gains. Get ready to lift the same weights for the rest of your life.

Me, Snitch, Soulman, saw, loco, fakebusto, btm and many others salute you.
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Originally Posted by loco
Lol lol lol. This one is pissing my girlfriend off. Says I am laughing like an evil dwarf.

Gif is pretty lol. Just walked into a conference and the SALTS was explained to you. Lol lol.
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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes
"Basically, you will never be any stronger or look any better."

"Oh... Excuse me."

Not hard to imagine most of H&F having this reaction. Well, except crash. He can compensate for his weakness with larger grade ammunition.
So many lels.

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Originally Posted by Syndr0m
Don't worry bro, we are all in team SALTS.
I've expanded to team SALLTS (snitch always looks and lifts the same).

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Originally Posted by loco
Yeah you definitely getting stronger freddbird. But if we took away your quads, you would have the same physique as Alan from the Hangover.
lol'd

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Originally Posted by Montecore
You're not that regular if you think 315x1 squatting would even come close to qualifying you for the title of worst squat; fakebusto's entire work set doesn't even add up to 315
lol'dx2

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Originally Posted by loco
Lol. We sticking it good to fakebusto. Love it. Hate that guy. Comes around and gets smaller and more ripped than me. And now trying to take over all my lifts. What the fack? What a nightmare it has been that this guy discovered H&F. Steals all my facking thunder. Now I am just fat and lift mediocre weights, just another Soul lost in H&F.
Literally read that as: Now I am just fat and lift mediocre weights, just another Soulman lost in H&F

Yes, I know.

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09-18-2013 , 10:50 PM
Purchased my return ticket to Hawaii. Can't wait. Might not come back this time. Working on the beach is simply an exquisite life.
09-18-2013 , 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by saw7988
Wow I thought this video was super interesting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_OD_P97Yio

It's about the relationship between the sticking points of lifts and when you change direction to how safe the lift is. I can't be sure if he's right about a lot of it (Cha?), but it would make sense to me if he was.
The half squat reference - he's sort of right, but he totally ignores (or doesn't know?) why that's the way it is. When you do a full squat, your glutes and hamstrings fire near the bottom and provide a resisting force to your quads. That makes the movement good for the knees when you do it right. When you half squat, you're using all quads, so there's shear force in the knee joint.

The rest of the video - meh. He's all over the place with some truths, some half truths, and a lot of missing the point of stuff.

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Originally Posted by Weasel45
Ya, i think its totally this as well. Like the meet Cha and i are compteting in, two guys i know of who are competing in our weight class have PRs in meets of 573/375/810 and 644/474/530. Those are guys that i would consider elite and advance respectivley
But that link below says I'm elite Seriously though, I'm obviously something short of elite (the guy in USPA nationals who's older & lighter than me that out-lifted me by > 200 lbs proves that), but I dont feel like a novice either. The USPA classifications seem fair to me. By that, I'm above Class I now and will hopefully (probably?) hit Master in the next meet, which is a notch below Elite, which is below International Elite. I do have an outside shot at an Elite DL (596).

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Originally Posted by Loden Pants
I go for age-adjusted strength standards:

http://lonkilgore.com/freebies/freebies.html
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Originally Posted by udbrky
Just got back from a screening with an ART.

My rotator cuff is pushing up into the rest of my shoulder when I raise my arm. He also said the delts need to be strengthened and everything be opened up and shifted back more.

He said based on what he saw and that it responds to rest and massages, surgery isn't necessary. They're checking on my insurance coverage tomorrow. I'm pretty stoked!
Nice - did he do any work on it?

Last edited by cha59; 09-18-2013 at 11:42 PM.
09-19-2013 , 12:00 AM
Just some basic stuff to see where I am and give me some stretches to work on.
09-19-2013 , 01:17 AM
Must have been late-night or drunk tindering. Got a notification for a match I'd swipe left like 95%. Not a fatty, but pics are kinda blurry. Debating whether to pursue it or enforce standards and block.
09-19-2013 , 01:23 AM
Deodorant: clinical strength Gillette or go home.
09-19-2013 , 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes
Purchased my return ticket to Hawaii. Can't wait. Might not come back this time. Working on the beach is simply an exquisite life.
I think I saw you as the op of a writing thread in the lounge- is your primary profession writing? What genre(s)?
09-19-2013 , 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by cha59
The half squat reference - he's sort of right, but he totally ignores (or doesn't know?) why that's the way it is. When you do a full squat, your glutes and hamstrings fire near the bottom and provide a resisting force to your quads. That makes the movement good for the knees when you do it right. When you half squat, you're using all quads, so there's shear force in the knee joint.

The rest of the video - meh. He's all over the place with some truths, some half truths, and a lot of missing the point of stuff.
If only you had a YouTube channel
09-19-2013 , 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Brown Keeper
I think I saw you as the op of a writing thread in the lounge- is your primary profession writing? What genre(s)?
BK,

I write some but am primarily an editor. I mostly acquire romantic suspense and young adult novels.
09-19-2013 , 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
Great news, best of luck on your recovery
Thank you, it's been extremely painful this last week, and I was amazed at the lack of ROM compared to my right side.
09-19-2013 , 09:41 AM
The meet I'm going to this weekend uses a monolift--any huge difference from squatting from a rack?
09-19-2013 , 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by DWarrior
Must have been late-night or drunk tindering. Got a notification for a match I'd swipe left like 95%. Not a fatty, but pics are kinda blurry. Debating whether to pursue it or enforce standards and block.
That's what the block feature is for. I've definitely hit yes to some uglies by accident. I've also hit no to some hotties by accident as well. It's a rough life
09-19-2013 , 09:49 AM
Tinder variance is hell. Welcome to the long run.
09-19-2013 , 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by The Shrog
The meet I'm going to this weekend uses a monolift--any huge difference from squatting from a rack?
You'll likely be a bit stronger, but it's probably better to just stick with your initial goals until you have more experience with it.

BUT, one thing did almost **** up my first attempt. I was pretty nervous and in kind of blurry/rushed/panic mode, and I was so used to walking out squats [with suboptimal form I guess] that I kinda unracked from the monolift with a weird stance. You're allowed to "walk out" from the monolift, but they said you should tell the judges beforehand, and I didn't want to **** up yet another thing, so I just squatted with the weird stance I was in. I picked a good opening weight, so it was easy anyway, but I learned for the next 2 attempts that I would be setting my optimal stance BEFORE unracking the weight.
09-19-2013 , 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes
Tinder variance is hell. Welcome to the long run.
lol
09-19-2013 , 10:06 AM
My brother-in-law was all giddy that tinder had come to Android; he somehow does amazingly well with the ladies even though he's like 6'2" 250, so it will be interesting observing this from relatively close by
09-19-2013 , 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by The Shrog
The meet I'm going to this weekend uses a monolift--any huge difference from squatting from a rack?
You can still walk it out if you want. Just tell the judges.
09-19-2013 , 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
My brother-in-law was all giddy that tinder had come to Android; he somehow does amazingly well with the ladies even though he's like 6'2" 250, so it will be interesting observing this from relatively close by
You don't have to be good looking to do well with the ladies, but of course it doesn't hurt. Confidence is arguably more important with lots of women than physical traits ime. I used to work with this dude that was 300 pounds at 6'3 or so and he would have plenty of success with girls you'd think wouldn't give him the time of day.
09-19-2013 , 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by PayoffWiz
You don't have to be good looking to do well with the ladies, but of course it doesn't hurt. Confidence is arguably more important with lots of women than physical traits ime.
Awful news all around for H&F
09-19-2013 , 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Soulman
Awful news all around for H&F
None of us are gonna make it.
09-19-2013 , 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Soulman
Awful news all around for H&F
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Originally Posted by BookToMarket
None of us are gonna make it.
Nah, you just need to be browbeaten continuously for a year into actually talking to chicks that obviously like you, a la aura, and then everything will magically work out

Or you can use your cat as the best tinder wingman, a la fredd, and snag yourself a hot chick

Or you can plow your way through a seemingly endless supply of slightly hipster skanks, like BTM, hoping that your equity in not catching HPV continues to hold up

Lots of success stories in the last few weeks
09-19-2013 , 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by BookToMarket
None of us are gonna make it.
when will it be my turn
09-19-2013 , 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by nuggetz87
when will it be my turn
If the 87 in your username references your year of birth, you have three more years.
09-19-2013 , 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Loden Pants
I go for age-adjusted strength standards:

http://lonkilgore.com/freebies/freebies.html

I'm pushing 50, so if I can just add a few pounds to my lifts and wait 12 years, I'll be advanced.
First time in a while I can be glad to be afflicted with the olds. Advanced on PL and nearly Elite on DL on maxes in the past 12 months. Am not Elite by any measure, unless compared to Wendy's patrons at lunchtime.

And thanks for posting Gordon Ramsay How to Make eggs....as someone who eats 5 eggs for breakfast everyday it was a nice breakthru from typical fried or regular scrambled. Had for dinner last night (with some chopped broccoli) & breakfast today. Need to grocery shop tho.
09-19-2013 , 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
My brother-in-law was all giddy that tinder had come to Android; he somehow does amazingly well with the ladies even though he's like 6'2" 250, so it will be interesting observing this from relatively close by
You make it sound like 6'2" and 250 lbs is a bad thing.

      
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