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09-18-2013 , 02:10 PM

#1776

Syndr0m

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,177

Quote:

Originally Posted by Montecore

And how am I not on that list?

You actually make it sound as if you're offended by that

HEY I ALSO DON'T MAKE ANY PROGRESS, A$$HOLE!!!

09-18-2013 , 02:12 PM

#1777

fredd-bird

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Monte just wants to fit in.

09-18-2013 , 02:14 PM

#1778

cha59

ARTist

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,254

Quote:

Originally Posted by n4rf

Deodorant doesn't do anything but make you smell nice. Antipersperants are what block sweat

The sweat blocking is problematic according to that thing I read. I have no idea if its broscience or legit, but my problems went away when I stopped using anti-perspirants.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeroDeniro

Any tips? For first time ever I couldn't break the bar off the ground yesterday in a deadlift (sumo, 375 lbs). I haven't been squatting more than 225 for like 2 months because of back issues, so not sure if that has something to do with it (do stronger squats mean stronger DLs?). Or is this more of a grip strength thing? Or is it a power thing? Form thing?

Get stronger.

09-18-2013 , 02:14 PM

#1779

Syndr0m

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Don't worry bro, we are all in team SALTS.

09-18-2013 , 02:14 PM

#1780

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,126

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syndr0m

You actually make it sound as if you're offended by that

HEY I ALSO DON'T MAKE ANY PROGRESS, A$$HOLE!!!

If I'm going to get constantly trolled for being a DYEL, I at least expect recognition as part of the vanguard H&F brigade

09-18-2013 , 02:16 PM

#1781

fredd-bird

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syndr0m

Don't worry bro, we are all in team SALTS.

No, **** you guys. Seriously.

09-18-2013 , 02:17 PM

#1782

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,126

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syndr0m

Don't worry bro, we are all in team SALTS.

I'm on my own team (team MASTS), with fakebusto, soulman, Yugo, apparently POW, and numerous other lower profile members of the forum. There's a decent amount of overlap between the two teams, but a number of key differences nonetheless.

09-18-2013 , 02:19 PM

#1783

BookToMarket

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Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,957

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syndr0m

You actually make it sound as if you're offended by that

HEY I ALSO DON'T MAKE ANY PROGRESS, A$$HOLE!!!

It's a pretty good squad. I woulda been offended if I hadn't been included

09-18-2013 , 02:20 PM

#1784

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,126

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

No, **** you guys. Seriously.

We don't all have the sweet, sweet daily feline encouragement during our lifts to spur us onward and upward to new heights. I assume you just set up a skype session so he can watch you, or do you bring him by every once and a while to drink in the real experience, and maybe pee on some crossfitters?

09-18-2013 , 02:21 PM

#1785

loco

The First Golden

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 14,846

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

No, **** you guys. Seriously.

Yeah you definitely getting stronger freddbird. But if we took away your quads, you would have the same physique as Alan from the Hangover.

09-18-2013 , 02:26 PM

#1786

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,126

Quote:

Originally Posted by loco

Yeah you definitely getting stronger freddbird. But if we took away your quads, you would have the same physique as Alan from the Hangover.

rofl jesus christ

He might snatch you up the stratosphere loco, be careful

09-18-2013 , 02:32 PM

#1787

PayoffWiz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,494

Quote:

Originally Posted by loco

Yeah you definitely getting stronger freddbird. But if we took away your quads, you would have the same physique as Alan from the Hangover.

Good thing he doesn't care about aesthetics.

MC, MASTS is always squats the same? My squats have gone up a bit, just not fast enough and I'm scared you're going to catch up right quick.

09-18-2013 , 02:36 PM

#1788

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,126

Quote:

Originally Posted by PayoffWiz

Good thing he doesn't care about aesthetics.

MC, MASTS is always squats the same? My squats have gone up a bit, just not fast enough and I'm scared you're going to catch up right quick.

That is the correct definition of MASTS.

You can tell someone is new-ish here if they're afraid of my squats going up

09-18-2013 , 02:37 PM

#1789

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Top lels in recent posts. Top.

Yugo,

You are so friendly. How do you withstand chas constant grumpiness? I guess his grumpiness might induce enough rage to help you make the lift. PR City at chas.

09-18-2013 , 02:39 PM

#1790

PayoffWiz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,494

In fairness, you've been eating like a bird for the better part of what, 8 months? Fears are now legit with ice cream and other nomzies being reintroduced to your diet.

09-18-2013 , 02:43 PM

#1791

Soulman

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 31,657

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evoken

The website has a series of questions you answer on your profile and people can view your answers.

Ah. Yolk's on me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffawesome

jesus guys. First the indiana hate (which I understand) now were bashing detroit?!?!?! Give this guy a break.

Dude, even Browegians troll Detroit. It's that bad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yugoslavian

fyp

Redding is the capital of weed in USA#1 though, so they're the best at something.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeroDeniro

Are you seriously asking why you couldn't lift something? How the eff are we supposed to know? Not being a dick, but come on.

09-18-2013 , 02:51 PM

#1792

fredd-bird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Montecore

No I don't bring him into the gym, I just look at pictures on my phone for motivation. The gym actually already has a cat and I'm pretty sure he'd beat my cat's ass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by loco

Yeah you definitely getting stronger freddbird. But if we took away your quads, you would have the same physique as Alan from the Hangover.

**** I wish I looked like Alan. I ****ing miss that beard.

Get your squat up to 315 before addressing me in the future sir. Wonder if I could get AB to add "No Jellydicks Allowed" into my log title.

09-18-2013 , 02:53 PM

#1793

Soulman

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It's perfectly fine to require <something> in order to post in your log, like good ol' thremp did back in the day.

09-18-2013 , 02:54 PM

#1794

skeletor121

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,991

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeroDeniro

Common reasons for failing a lift:

-Not strong enough for the weight.
-Not recovered (rested/fed) enough for that session.
-Form sucks.
-Other life stress factors weren't left at the door (not concentrating on the lift).
-Weight felt heavy and you b!tched out.

Which one of these, or numerous other issues, is the cause for you failing a lift is basically impossible to figure out over the internet without further information or video.

09-18-2013 , 02:58 PM

#1795

skeletor121

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,991

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

No I don't bring him into the gym, I just look at pictures on my phone for motivation. The gym actually already has a cat and I'm pretty sure he'd beat my cat's ass.

Time to get your cat a weighted vest to walk around in. Should up it's strength so it won't get beat up at the gym.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

**** I wish I looked like Alan. I ****ing miss that beard.

Time to get rid of your razor and stop missing it, IMO.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Get your squat up to 315 before addressing me in the future sir. Wonder if I could get AB to add "No Jellydicks Allowed" into my log title.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulman

It's perfectly fine to require <something> in order to post in your log, like good ol' thremp did back in the day.

babycrying.jpg. Seems like Freddie is just joking around, but I think people who say that and are serious need to get a tougher skin.

09-18-2013 , 03:04 PM

#1796

DeroDeniro

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,273

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulman

Are you seriously asking why you couldn't lift something? How the eff are we supposed to know? Not being a dick, but come on.

I mean specifically not breaking bar off the ground. Thought maybe there was something like "Yeah, not breaking the bar off the ground usually means X" or something like that. I'll crawl back into my hole. I'll come back when i have something useful like Tinder pics of hotties or an amazing cottage cheese-oatmeal-protein recipe.

09-18-2013 , 03:13 PM

#1797

fredd-bird

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulman

It's perfectly fine to require <something> in order to post in your log, like good ol' thremp did back in the day.

I wouldn't want to alienate noobs or otherwise interested regs from posting. I hope I don't come off like thremp. I used to be a hudge troll, but I think I've worked on that a lot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by skeletor121

Time to get your cat a weighted vest to walk around in. Should up it's strength so it won't get beat up at the gym.

Time to get rid of your razor and stop missing it, IMO.

babycrying.jpg. Seems like Freddie is just joking around, but I think people who say that and are serious need to get a tougher skin.

A weighted kitty vest sounds like a great idea.

I haven't shaved since Sunday and I'll see how long I can keep it going. It's that intermediate stage that really kills me because my facial hair doesn't grow in all white-trashy.

Gotta troll the trolls, they don't know another language.

09-18-2013 , 03:14 PM

#1798

kidcolin

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 109,033

Some interesting links on SquatRx today regarding squatting with knees in. Theyre to a site called lifthard which deals with Chinaman weightlifting. It's neat stuff.

They also have a post about round back pulling!

09-18-2013 , 03:23 PM

#1799

cha59

ARTist

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,254

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Top lels in recent posts. Top.

Yugo,

You are so friendly. How do you withstand chas constant grumpiness? I guess his grumpiness might induce enough rage to help you make the lift. PR City at chas.