Who the **** are you?

Why the hell do girls on tinder have pic#1's where you can't even see them. I mean I have zero game and low standards and even I'm gonna insta-dislike those.

My pwo gym clothes don't even smell like piss anymore. They smell like actual science lab ammonia. Wtf?

Awesome, looking forward to the sweat! Looks like with a little specific training, you're already probably more likely than not to get to the finale in LV.

I imagine that if you train seriously for this you'll probably have to give up some squat progress, though.

lol at fakebusto having squat progress to give up

Season finale is on right now on G4 fwiw

My squat is hopeless anyway. Forever doomed to squat sub-200. Oh well. Best to embrace destiny. Who cares if you can't squat 2 plates when you can bench 4.

Anyway, they haven't yet announced the dates for tryouts, but this year they were late enough in the year that if the dates are during any similar period I've got pleeeeenty of time to bang my head against the squat rack and try to eke out progress before I'd have to consider transitioning to a different training plan.

Damn, Monte slowpony'd me trolling my own squat. LOL me

Look at fakebusto trying to justify his squat numbers by putting up fake bench numbers. 4 plates? Come on, bro. This is a judgement free zone.

Don't be the dude in the gym with huge arms and sticks for legs.

Otoh, at least he looks like he ELs. Guns for the ladies, amirite? Curls for the womens. Bench for the renaissance chicks.

2 plates each side bro. 2+2=4. Jeez. Durrrrr.

I mean obv I meant 4 plates on each side, but I mean for my future bench while my squat stays stalled at sub-200. Technically I am right either way.

Now good day to you sir.

...I said good day!

aura,

I'm not trying to be that guy. Genetics ****ed me. Might need to inject the roids straight into my glutes.

At least you can get ript. Eat more and break the two plate squat barrier, bro.

GGO: It's always the bench monkeys complaining about sh*tty glute/quad genetics and always the squat bros complaining about sh*tty arm/chest genetics.

I just have ****ty genetics.

I have long arms, and benching gives me red freckles. So I'm a squat monkey.

But I did see a bro who looked decently swole benching 185lb, so there's hope

fyp

I have ****ty bench genetics & pretty good DL genetics (arms fairly long).

Old men bros, you do realize if you die of a heart attack at 55 you aren't able to protect anyone? No matter how strong you were. You guys claim to be into science, yet refuse to acknowledge that it would be a freak occurrence for some wacko to come after your family versus a 55 year old swole daddy having a heart attack.

Boo-hoo. I'm cha. I deadlift 600 and bench 400.

If my blood work didn't come back completely in normal ranges last time I had it checked (~ a year ago @ the same weight I'm at now), I might be concerned about that. Since the blood work said I was pretty much exactly where I should be with everything, and I exercise frequently and with significant intensity, I am not concerned about heart problems. Cancer is another story though - I do have concerns that might happen someday.


Not yet. 600 DL might happen in a couple months if things go right. 400 bench - I'm a significant underdog for that to ever happen.

I have bad everything genetics imo. Only reason my lats look decent is from grinding so hard.

OMGOMGOMG I might actually have an OKC date with a girl I actually like!!1!



cliffs:
Seemed kinda square/high IQ/no fun club type. Had a relatively sparse profile, I messaged anyway and I normally wouldn't bother messaging girls this attractive. I was drunk.
Seems like a serious academic (accounting) type from our messages.
Gave all the most prudish answers to all the sex questions, but isn't extremely religious. I'm okay with this, mostly looking for gf material and not hookup b/c I'm beta unlike the lord of H+F online dating, BTM.
Has the "more into exercise" descriptor on the personality tab
seems to prefer Latin men. There's a huge derth of Latin guys (and Latin people in general) in North Carolina. Especially ones enrolled in or finished with higher education
5'0 Latina, not fat, large breasts. Do you really need to know more?

EVOO Ken,

She seems to match your genetic makeup. Has potential. Accy is good, my girl has accy and finance degrees. Also looking for GF material because I'm old, not beta (that's my story at least).

I've never had a heart attack. Neither has any man on either side of my family. I have put my hands on a man in defense of my wife. Don't worry I didn't have to hurt him. Probably because I'm not small and he was. I'd like to keep it that way for a while longer.

Accounting type prudes need sexing too imo. Don't be afraid to give her that good good if things are going well.

Revealed vs expressed preferences too... you can answer the okc questions as conservatively as you want. You still posted a pic with your cleavage hanging out.

At least she's not a ginger weightlifter imo.