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09-08-2013 , 09:55 PM

#676

kidcolin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Maybe dehydration while it kept? But I'm gonna be honest I def didn't read all that.

this would do the opposite. i woulda ran out of chili earlier than expected. this happens to a small degree with stuff like potatoes/rice.

09-08-2013 , 10:02 PM

#677

BustoRhymes

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Solution is to only eat prepackaged food. Did I eat the whole package? Oh, cool. I'll log how many servings it says are in it.

09-08-2013 , 10:53 PM

#678

Jeffawesome

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DT I'm a Detroit native of course I'm a lions fan. Have been my whole life.

A few months ago somebody linked that reddit thread on proteins and their was some speculation about the validity of that body fortress whey they sell at Walmart. Now I know you fancy lads don't shop at Walmart but on this cut the only thing I've really been eating is whey this and whey that and I read somewhere on this board that those claims weren't true. What's the deal?

09-08-2013 , 11:28 PM

#679

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

Now we fight.

Beating up a Lions fan is unnecessary. Being a Lions fan is more than enough punishment in and of itself.

09-08-2013 , 11:30 PM

#680

Montecore

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

"15 is good for bush, but unlike the others I think he's going to be total crap thisyear. I'm vvvv low on him but 15 is still prob good value. I really don't know how Detroit is going to utilize him with Leshoure and Bell in the mix. Those guys were v solid last year" - A Einstein

lolol +1

Comments like these are what makes fantasy sports profitable

09-08-2013 , 11:36 PM

#681

Jeffawesome

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Very true allin

09-09-2013 , 12:19 AM

#682

kidcolin

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Also, bros, is there any possibility of having a broken bone without realizing it? Remember my white water tubing fiasco? My left shin is still pretty swollen, bruised, and sensitive to touch. It's a bit of an ugly yellow color. It feels fine walking around and doesn't bother me lifting though.

I figure it's just a nasty contusion, but could it be hairline fractured or something? Get it x-rayed?

09-09-2013 , 01:14 AM

#683

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

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probably just a blood cloth that will lead to pulmonary embolism, walk it off.

Quote:

Also, bros, is there any possibility of having a broken bone without realizing it?

yes

09-09-2013 , 01:48 AM

#684

Phatony

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A friend of mine had a sore shin for a while and it turned out to be cancer. You're prob looking at amputation.

09-09-2013 , 01:48 AM

#685

00Snitch

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Just pour a beer on it. It'll be fine.

09-09-2013 , 01:49 AM

#686

00Snitch

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Meanwhile, finally we have a senator standing up for real Australian values.

Quote:

Thanks to the quirks of minor party preferences some unconventional candidates appear to be headed for the upper house in Canberra. With some of these likely senators dodging the media, journalists are left to piece together their backgrounds from the scraps available online.
Ricky Muir, the likely Victorian senator from the Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party, who would take his place in July next year, appears to have a more colourful past than most.

In a video taken from his YouTube account, which was made private soon after the election on Saturday night, Mr Muir appears to be filmed taking part in a backyard kangaroo faeces fight.

The video, titled "Family Fight in Australia", appears to depict the likely senator, who sports a thick moustache and goatee, running around a garden with his friends, who are hurling kangaroo faeces and laughing hysterically.
We know it is kangaroo faeces because the person holding the video camera picks up a brown pellet, examines it, and says: "This is kangaroo poo. Yum yum."

Read more: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/fede...#ixzz2eN7ALQnC

09-09-2013 , 09:03 AM

#687

BookToMarket

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Yeah it was a great game....because of the one 77 yard TD pass lol. You guys are out of your mind. Bell was pretty awesome last night and they are going to keep benching Leshoure which helps both of them, but the fact remains that it's going to be somewhat of a timeshare for both guys. I own Bush in 1 of my 5 leagues so it's not like I hate the guy, I just don't value him in PPR more than someone like Darren Sproles.

09-09-2013 , 09:19 AM

#688

Syndr0m

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Pain & gain, 3/10

Turned it off after 45 minutes. What a disaster.

09-09-2013 , 09:34 AM

#689

Doug Funnie II

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PSA to fellow wannabe skinny bros. Found these at Target recently, pretty solid frozen food if you're in a pinch and just need easy protein without destroying your macros:

Ingredients: Chicken Breast Meat with Rib Meat, Water, Unbleached Wheat Flour. CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF Sea Salt, Yeast Extract, Sugar, Dehydrated Garlic, Black Pepper, Yeast.

8 Servings Per Bag
Per Serving:
Fat- 5g
Carbs- 6g
Protein- 17g

Unflavored greek yogurt + lots of chopped garlic + buffalo sauce is a solid accoutrement.

09-09-2013 , 09:58 AM

#690

Montecore

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

You're trying to outsmart yourself, and you're still wrong.

It sounds like you met Reggie Bush somewhere and he wasn't skinny and cut up enough for you, maybe tell him to tighten things up a little and you'll consider drafting him next year after a nice OKC chat?

09-09-2013 , 10:01 AM

#691

The Yugoslavian

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DF2 - how are they just straight from the microwave to the mouth? Or with some Cholula or Sriracha sauce? Ain't nobody got time to chop garlic imo.

But yeah, those look pretty damn nomnomnom compared to the tyson plain chicken I get - that def needs to get dressed up to participate in the mouth party, otherwise my mouth gets the sads.

09-09-2013 , 10:08 AM

#692

kidcolin

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You bros have a fantasy thread.

09-09-2013 , 10:10 AM

#693

Montecore

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kidcolin

You bros have a fantasy thread.

He's not in the league and is butthurtedly not posting his incorrect opinions in there where it probably should be

09-09-2013 , 10:23 AM

#694

Doug Funnie II

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Originally Posted by The Yugoslavian

DF2 - how are they just straight from the microwave to the mouth? Or with some Cholula or Sriracha sauce? Ain't nobody got time to chop garlic imo.

I have not microwaved them. Just dump them on some foil and throw in the cold oven and turn it on to 425. Come back in 25-30 mins.

But this is like bachelor food 101. Shouldn't your wife be churning out roast beefs, crispy ducks, ceder plank salmons, etc?

09-09-2013 , 10:30 AM

#695

The Yugoslavian

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Wife is vegetarian bro - I add meat to much of what we eat but the meat does not get fancy lad treatment. It involves throwing chicken or bacon in to XXXX. E.g. we're having poblano/corn quesadillas this week and I'm going to toss one or the other (or both) of those meats in. But I'm too lazy to do anything interesting to the meat.

For lunch I've gotten so lazy I just microwave chilli every day. Nothing gets more bachelor 101 than that.

09-09-2013 , 10:32 AM

#696

Montecore

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yugoslavian

Could not handle the underlined.

I do most of the cooking now, though, so probably wouldn't end up being a huge deal.

09-09-2013 , 10:34 AM

#697

The Yugoslavian

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There isn't anything to really "handle" imo. The only way it affects me is that I wash things I use to cook meat. But, I mean, I should be doing that anyway obv. I guess I don't cook meat in our Wok b/c of this since I won't ever actual clean it out with soap - so far I haven't cared about not Woking meat but I probably should.

09-09-2013 , 10:40 AM

#698

kidcolin

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That's a lie. It affects the fact that she isn't cooking you delicious pot roasts, and that if you want to return the favor, you can't grill her a delicious steak. You gotta make some Swiss shard or some bulls hit.

Your wife seemed like a 9.5-10 up until now. Demoting her to a 9.0. Does she love FNL? Then down some more, unless she wears uggs and love pink sweats. Then she's back up.

09-09-2013 , 10:46 AM

#699

fredd-bird

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Adapting vegetarian meals to meet your training goals is a surefire way to No Gainz City.

09-09-2013 , 10:47 AM

#700

Doug Funnie II

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I was joking, this isn't the 1950s. Cooking meat is a man's game. I do 95% of the meat prep and I wouldn't want it any other way.

Having pretty nomzie vegetable dishes on the reg seems like a good benefit. Vegetables are just such a time sink and generally unfun to prepare, I find myself in the "throw green X in the blender, add a cooked beet and a scoop of wheat grass powder and slam" at least a couple days a week.

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