gotta include a bunch of slightly chubby women with average faces that the 300lb whales can look at and think "wow she's just like me oh my gall. I'm perfect. I need to go buy more Special K sugar cereal."

I appreciate your enthusiasm, but let me be drunk and emo damn it.
Hideous right?

on a related note, I shouldn't buy string cheese anymore. can never ever eat less than 3 of them in one sitting.

if that's your biggest problem nutrition wise for the day, I think it's fine.

Why did you think string cheese was a good idea in the first place?

It's like crack. I don't want to have to do it but its so fun when I do!

So the Olympia is in a few days. Anyone else gonna watch/fap? I mean besides me and jdock.

hmmm at the gym today never felt so weak. young guy at my gym is going for national record (canada) in weight class 183 pounds for bench. He was going to do it for 205 category but he cuts well. (you look at him he looks like he's 220) He's 6'2 so no T-rex arms on him. Talked to him more today he's only been lifting 4 years (no creatine)I just spotted him and watched him do 345x3. Just gives you something to strive towards / wish I could pick his brain more. (he's polite/extremely humble but unfortunately DGAF about say pointing out all the **** people do wrong or won't really help too much w/ form). I think my new mission is to befriend him and hopefully his manliness will rub off through osmosis.

edit: as another note he cut from 230 down to 168, which seems very very huge a 6'2 with sub 15% BF to go all the way to 168. I saw him at 168 and he still looked hoooge but that seems quite drastic (he's back to bulking and around 180 for that lift). Surely a cut like that isn't normal..?

Evo and Saw need to get on Tinder stat.

So far I've been pretty happy with my matches, tho only been on 2 dates with it. The variance girl turned out to be really cute.

There's a ton of dormant accounts though, I think, so gotta rate a lot.

Over what time frame did he go from 230->168?

Didn't ask that but it was well over 6+ months though he just went on a forever cut. He didn't bulk in between though just 'did it.' He said he lost a lot of strength and it was hell but talking to him today he's gained it all back (and then some) and he clearly knew what he was doing.. thought it was cray cray though (especially when he looked amazing at 230)

Why does it matter if he uses creatine?

it doesn't, but it just makes it even more impressive cause it just shows that with 4 years of natural programming what's possible.. pretty inspirational imo. like if i somehow knewthat if i lifted perfectly for the next 4 years and could even get 50% of his results i'd be stoked and easily in top 1% for strength

The noob doesn't know that creatine != creatine

Yea he probably uses creatine.. isn't the first rule of using it to say that you don't use it?

I'm off work in a couple hours if someone wants to take me up on this:

1 week (this week) FF draft 1 on 1

QB/2RB/3WR/TE/Flex/K/D

Only can draft players on teams with losing records

Up to $100

Let me know if interested

dayum.

^^
lol /rant
where can I make a profile? then post results.

Wow. I didn't realise the tinybros would get quite so butthurt about a fatty coming in and taking their last bastion of hope. It's ok, bros. You can still do handstands.

So much butthurt that they can't even do simple maths.

butts get hurt more easily when they aren't protected by a 4" layer of solid fat bro

I was sober.

No, I can get it up with hookers. Except in Belgium. I'm not even kidding.

That's a bit over the top. I feel worse after a day of not hitting my calorie goals, or not having played a single hand of online poker. I didn't care about this girl at all. Belgium is really the worst for my sexlife. I just thought it was time for me to do something about it. We still had a "good time" and it wasn't awkward at all.

But yeah, it's obviously a disappointment. It would've sucked if I actually had feels for this chick. Then I could agree with your statement.

I've known this girl for a couple of years through a mutual friend. We don't really know eachother that well, but we've seen eachother plenty of times at parties. About a year ago the three of us were coincidentally at the same festival. I told the mutual friend that she looked good that day and that I would definitely bang her. He thought it was a good idea to let her know. A few days later she suddenly texts me "So when are we going to do something about this? ". On one hand I was like ****yea, but on the other hand I already kind of felt deep inside this was going to end up as a fail. I really don't perform well under pressure. This exact thing has happened to me several times before in Belgium. So anyway, back then I stumbled upon some genital problems and I was just about to leave for China again, so I just told her the truth and she was cool about it.

Fast forward one year later. I am back in Belgium. I sent her a text saying that I was back and that we should continue where we left off. She was looking forward to it. Then there was about a month of "Home?", "Got time?", "Now?", "What are you doing?" texts going back and forth. Eventually we started saying it was retting ridiculous and that we should just set a date. Which we did. It was last night.

I was a little bit nervous at first but as soon as I got in the car I felt completely normal. As if I was just going to visit a friend. I get there, she opens, we kiss on the mouth and have some smalltalk. She was wearing a short black nightdress. I asked for a glass of water, and when she bent over to poor in the glass I noticed she wasn't wearing any underwear. I stood up and approached her and said "You're not wearing a lot of clothes", she said "Because you told me not to". I kiss her again, take off my tshirt and grabbed her by the neck. Her eyes were glazing over at my chesticles. I felt alpha, but I still wasn't really aroused. I was just doing what I was supposed to be doing.

She takes me to her room, we take off eachothers clothes, kiss, fondle, gasp a bit, moan a bit, you know how it works. Still, I wasn't really turned on. I mean, she had a great body and I wanted to have sex with her, but I just wasn't feeling anything. I touch her a bit down below and lick her neck and she was getting into it, but when she went for the d she noticed there was nothing there. We made eyecontact and were probably both thinking the same thing. She decides to give me a blowjob, at which point I got really hard but mostly because I closed my eyes and was fantasizing about other girls. I said I was about to come, but she whispered "no!". She gets a condom, puts it on and gets on top of me, but by the time I was supposed to put it in, my erection was already lacking tightness in the core.

This stuff went on for like over an hour, up until the point where I finally manage to both get hard AND inside of her. About 15 seconds later, it's already too late. It was only then we both realized it wasn't going to happen. It wasn't awkward at all actually. I was still in a good mood. We lay naked on the bed telling eachother some random stuff about our sexlives. This was also when she suddenly told me she actually has a boyfriend, but that she has a list of guys she wants to have sex with, and apparently I have been on it for a long time. Weird. The boyfriend, I mean. I didn't have a clue.

Eventually I tell her I should probably head home and get some sleep, and put on my clothes. She walks me to the door, we kiss on the mouth and she says guys on her list always get 2nd chances. I smile, leave, fire up the 2p2 app and post about my walk of shame.



I posted this a week ago because I knew the date above was approaching, but nobody responded:

Solid TR. Cool that it wasn't awkward. Guessing if she offered a 2nd chance that you left her satisfied. Alpha if so. Beta if no. Well, alpha anyway, but ykwim.

You crazy continentals

Not a whole lot to be ashamed about tbh. She's very attractive btw.

TR was well done, Syndr0m. It seems like you need to actually like a girl first. No shame in that. Obv could be too personal to add more detail, but you didn't explain "genital problems" at all.

Was it that you simply didn't like her or was it because of the pressure? Some combination of the pressure / lack of feelings? Other reasons?

I hope you find who / what you're looking for.

yeah he's gonna make it, I can tell he's a good guy. good tr.