*** SWOLETEMBRO BITCHES LC THREAD *** - Page 116

This actually came up recently in a conversation with a buddy of mine, he says he loves it and it's totally standard when he hooks up with randos, not even once have I had a girl go for that and I can't imagine it being a good idea...

ETA: there is god damn poop in there

09-26-2013 , 02:10 PM

#2879

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by aura

Meant no disrespeck.

Any of you guise ever do something like that, though?

Just wondering.

You keep your ****ing dirty ****ing ****ing practices in your ****ing ****house, okay ****er?

09-26-2013 , 02:14 PM

#2880

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by bixby snyder

Srs, I see no reason not to try it out unless you are debilitatingly homophobic or already know it does nothing for you.

09-26-2013 , 02:15 PM

#2881

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

...is it just me, or do the LC threads hit a new depth low every month?

09-26-2013 , 02:19 PM

#2882

crashjr

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Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,922

Quote:

Originally Posted by bixby snyder

Depends upon the crowd you run in I guess. I haven't been in the dating pool for 15 years and I'm not sure that today I could accurately identify who would want to stick their finger up my ass until it was too late to do anything other than roll with it.

09-26-2013 , 02:24 PM

#2883

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Oh, right. I misunderstood the post. Yes, if you're talking about surprising someone with a finger up their bum, gl with that.

09-26-2013 , 02:27 PM

#2884

DeroDeniro

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,273

Quote:

Originally Posted by aura

Meant no disrespeck.

Any of you guise ever do something like that, though?

Just wondering.

You mean ever? Or within the last hour?

09-26-2013 , 02:37 PM

#2885

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

09-26-2013 , 02:43 PM

#2886

downtown

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Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Paging forum username "Brown Keeper".

I mean, we talk about wieners basically nonstop (RIP JDock), so I guess it was only a matter of time until the butthole popped up/out, so to speak. I mean came up for conversation, not prolapsed.

09-26-2013 , 02:46 PM

#2887

uscpf

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Sudden tongue in butt is an eye opening experience

09-26-2013 , 02:47 PM

#2888

saw7988

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Bixby's friends confirmed freaks and weird dudes.

09-26-2013 , 02:50 PM

#2889

DeroDeniro

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,273

Quote:

Originally Posted by uscpf

Sudden tongue in butt is an eye opening experience

09-26-2013 , 02:52 PM

#2890

RustyBrooks

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If it feels like more than 2 fingers, it's probably a penis.

09-26-2013 , 02:54 PM

#2891

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

If it feels like 1 finger, probably asian penis

09-26-2013 , 02:56 PM

#2892

bixby snyder

A distant second

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,396

Quote:

Originally Posted by saw7988

Bixby's friends confirmed freaks and weird dudes.

lolled wp

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeroDeniro

I don't even get it but I found this hilarious too.

09-26-2013 , 02:58 PM

#2893

DeroDeniro

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,273

lol i'm in tears

09-26-2013 , 03:18 PM

#2894

nuggetz87

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

If it feels like 1 finger, probably asian penis

Spoiler:

09-26-2013 , 03:20 PM

#2895

nuggetz87

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DeroDeniro

lol i'm in tears

ok that guy gave his cat pain killers or something. calling PETA.

09-26-2013 , 03:21 PM

#2896

fredd-bird

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Agreed. My cat would've been biting me at about 3 seconds in if I tried doing that ****.

09-26-2013 , 03:31 PM

#2897

nuclear500

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My oldest cat would let me do it, the white one would not enjoy it and the orange one would probably let me do it initially in the slow motions, but as soon as it got fast it would be over.