Scary stuff - good luck mr boat.

Yeah stay safe, check in when you get the chance so we know you're k

lol @ stay safe

Everyone who dies in a hurricane in the US is just a Grade A idiot.

Yes, but if you don't have a generator and are without power for a couple days that's approximately as bad as death.

Also it can be pretty stressful watching the water levels in your neighborhood climb and wonder whether your **** is about to get wrecked. Lots of people in Houston lived in places that had never flooded in the historical record. Turns out even 500-1000 year floods happen eventually.

It's pretty funny how you can be wondering whether you'll get an inch of water or not, and it can go either way - you get nothing or you unexpectedly get 4 feet. Lots of people who knew they were in the flood plain thought they'd get wet but nbd, an inch of water in the house. One of my friends got evacuated by boat from the 2nd story of their house.

I have lots of friends and family in the Houston area. All of them had water in their streets over the curb but somehow none of them got flooded.

Ya, that is totally absurd. Just utter idiocy to put yourself in that situation.

+Whatever number we are at

Stay safe and check back in soon please

How bout that vid of the guy surfing holy **** talk about gettin after it

How bout you post this vid for us

Oops

I dont always internet, but when I do, you better believe youre gonna need google

first vid twitter search surfing irma

This one?

Thats the one!

Thanks for the well wishes. Sorry to report we are ok.

That video rustles my jims

let it flow through your jimmis
no man is free until he is beyond the rustle

I rode my bike many miles through the mountains today. According to a case study on Rustybrooks, I burned 5k calories and gained an additional 11% bf.

And you're a ginger.

How did it feel when your soul left your body?

I realized I never had a soul, as no ginger does.

O_o

Did anyone else know there was hard core porn on Twitter before Ted Cruze "liked" a Bang Bros video there last night?

I'm more curious how one thinks to look for it there at all in the first place.

Then again, Tumblr kinda started the same way all innocent like...

I love Twatter

I'm pretty excited to try this thing called a 'Fedora'

Any tips?