Loco,
you are not only good looking, but also a really nice guy.
I appreciate your effort to make everyone feel welcome in HF. Your crusade against fat is cool. And that comes from me with my "any body acceptance" POV
. Cool thing is that you are not snobbish looking down at people but actually make an effort to pull people into a healthy life style.
Mushrooms growing out of cow manure are probably wild champingons (so really good roasted) with the emphasis on probably. They like cow manure a lot
. Clearly I would have to see them to identify them correctly. You did completely right by kicking them because they look very similar to one very very poisonous species: "death cap". The general rule of a thumb with mushrooms: If you are not completely 100% sure - don't!
I have a story about "death cap" and champignons from my childhood.
I spent very often holidays at my relative's ranch. And there were cows and cow manure and so. And also white mushrooms growing out of cow manure. Locals didn't touch them because they thought that it is "death cap". My mom saw them and went on picking them for dinner. All the locals tried to stop her and were completely horrified when they saw her feeding me with this roasted mushrooms. Clearly nothing happened: my mom is really knowledgeable with mushrooms and she would never have given me anything if she wouldn't be 10000000 % sure that this had been champignons. But the locals afterwards were talking that it is somehow because she has some special power that she could eat highly poisonous mushrooms without being poisoned.
At the end I want again emphasize a rule:
Don't touch any mushrooms where you are not completely 100% sure and have checked and double checked it because death can be the consequence if you are wrong.