He only says that because he's built in all this alleged LBM gain into his current weight. When he cuts down to 160 and doesn't look appreciably different from now his tune will change.

Nah man, I am serious. This is me at 160




I don't even train arms. I am an absolute mass monster at 160. Why on earth would I ever want to be leaner than this????

Evoken and some other guys say I should get on the sauce if I ever want to look like IEL. Yeah it's true I don't look like that on the beach, but I also have been training for 18 months. My God, I am super happy with the way I look. Yes I am tiny, but definitely no need for the sauce. My arms would get too big. I would get too big. Sorry bros, I am fine with being tiny and my gains slowing down to a crawl. That's half the fun of training, to see how far you can take the human body.

CR is a faggity fagboy. Evoken gets a pass because at least he was lifting decent numbers before going on and struggled with injuries. Amplify I forgive because he was old and fat.

I couldn't forgive myself for juicing. It's facking stupid. I look fine and my test levels are normal. I just gave Loca the locomachinegun and she was very happy. Rock solid.

Evoken is on the jooce?????

yep

Its called creatine. I take creatine, he takes creatine.

Thick and juicy

Creatine confirmed jooce? My entire worldview is now shattered. You boys on the sauce confirmed cheating. How am I supposed to compete with joocers?

I'm so disappointed. I've been looking up to Evoken like a god.

At least you have the high ground now

The one he just posted yesterday. This is him "blown up fat" to whatever %. But he's looking like 5 million bucks.

Cha also confirmed to me yesterday that loco is a legit good and normal guy. Which makes me even more jealous. At least I could tell myself he was socially inept and actually a crazy person IRL so achieving IEL/abs status was the only way to make it in the world.

Turns out it's just icing on the MFing cake. Damnit. Can we have silver or bronze Locos? That's the only thing I have an outside shot at. Ain't nobody got time for the platinum loco imo. Except DF2 but I still haven't seen any noodz from him although maybe there are some in his log from back in the day.

I am taller than him, that's true.

The pic from yesterday is not loco blown up to fat. That is loco at 155. He is 167 now.

Stop dicking around and just ask loco out on a date. Sheesh. Pretty sure his girlfriend will take a double loco from the menu.

Oh, wait, he reposted his image from 12 lbs ago? So there is that one, then the one at 160 and none of him currently?

Bogus. I take back everything - my reality is aligning back to where it was. I assume Cha just ate too much meat and was in a constant meat-coma post meet so wasn't really paying attention to what loco was saying the whole time and just assumed he was normal. All is right in the world again.

The most recent pic had us all guffawing over his beer gut. Not sure where it is. Maybe a page or two back. Words like "cottage cheese" may have entered the conversation.

There is a recent pic some pages back where I accused our brother of having some of dat cottage cheese on his abs.

Then he pulled a 9% bodpod.

Sick.

Obviously I am chunking up a bit. But I am willing to let it go for 8 more pounds. My arms, legs, and chest are still lean as fack. Don't want to cut away gains yet. The whole bodpod situation threw my plans out the door. Since I can be anywhere from 10 to 20% bodyfat, its better to just concentrate on lifting at this time.

duh, how else would I have gone from a 20+ week layoff from squatting+pulling+oly to setting lifetime PRs after being back only like 10 weeks? I finished the first creatine blast and have been cruising on creatine replacement therapy dose+a legal OTC oral for the last 3.5 weeks.

How is your libido?? you have a girlfriend, or you downloading the Asian porn??? That's why I would juice, to get the libido all pumped up. But then I would probably cheat on my girlfriend nonstop. I have been on really good behavior now that I am in my mid 30s.

NSFW



My own fault for not suspecting/reading your log more closely. Going to take my tissues into a quiet corner and try to comfort myself.

prelude to a yugo/bustoR catfight.

1. Positive impact from creatine 2. Asian girlfriend, fantasizing about the white girls with large breasts as usual.

But from a family/children perspective I think Loco and I can agree that Hispanic Male+Chinese female = master race pairing.

Evoken is Hispanic too?!?!

Afro-hispanic/white mixed..
Damn I should start logging all my workouts in Lolco's thread, there's so much action here.

But yeah, I think loco's decision to wait on the gear is probably a good one. He still has so much low hanging fruit to be picked+ people who are already lean and strong respond better.